Posts by Beyonce

The cougar padded over the border with confidence. Her name was Beyonce. She had a necklace strung with claws, with one golden eye in the middle. She had one red eye and one yellow eye and was covered in scars. Her tail flicked and twitched as she smiled. She sat down and decided to wait for a patrol to pass by.

Beyonce looked up and scanned her eyes over the Major. Her smile still spread across her face she meowed confidently, "Why hello, I am Beyonce,and I would like to join." This cat seems intelligent. Maybe we can be.....friends in the future. She thought.

Shrugging, Beyonce padded up and plopped a stone into Blizzardclan's. Because....Well she just plain didn't like them.

Hearing about the engineering medal, Beyonce's eyes gleamed. She loved engineering and building stuff. Maybe she could learn more about the weapons here. Giving a nod to all promoted she gave a smirk and went off for research.

As Beyonce padded over the Cougar froze. She meowed backing up a bit, "She's f*cking insane!" She didn't know many cats yet but she knew this was bad.

"Nice to meet you Ruby. And you as well." Beyoncé meowed to looking at Youngbloodchronicles. A smirk on her face. This would be a good place to stay.

"Why hello, I am Beyoncé. It is nice to meet you all." The cougar meowed nodding her head in greetings. She looked rather normal except for her necklace. It was covered in claws and in the middle there was a glass golden eye. It looked so real you could mistake it for a real eye.

Beyoncé had been searching throughout her new home when she came upon someone's stash.....of alcohol. Now Beyoncé had never touched alcohol being cut off as a child but this liquid smelled interesting so she began to drink.....and drink...and drink. By the end of the stash she was stumbling down the halls singing at the top of her lungs.

Beyoncé padded up eyes narrowed as she was groaning. She had a major hangover from drinking the other night and was hobbling towards the group. She meowed still holding her head, "H-Hello."

"S-Screw off *hic* I'm singing happy tunes." She meowed smiling. Her pupils were tiny as she looked at Firepaw. "Hey you're the insane one a-aren't you?"

She shrugged while laughing, "Eh. I'd rather be insane t-then boring. And yeah!!" She did love singing but when it was blaring in the halls it wasn't nearly as good. She meowed still laughing, "I-I *hic* do love s-singing."

"I-I'm Beyoncé. Drunkard of Darkclan." Beyoncé meowed still a bit buzzed from last night. She had a large smile on her face as the cougar Sat down and wrapped her tail around her paws.

Beyoncé was making her rounds about when the sharp scent of blood hit her nose. The cougar flinched and grabbed her beer racing towards the scene. The drunkard froze at the sight before her. The femme meowed stepped back with wide eyes, "Dear Starclan, Total what the hell?"

FORM:
Beyoncé

Beyoncé has special diving skills.

Yes please!! :3

"Do you have any charms or hats or weapons?" The drunkard asked padding up. She wondered if she could get any of the three.

"Chronicle? Chro-Oh No!" Beyonce yowled coming around the corner. She raced up to the tom she had met earlier. She could hear his words and it stung. How could he not want to live?

Beyonce looked at the ice with a frown. She was a drunkard. Half the time she couldn't even walk on land how was she supposed to skate?! She padded onto the ice and yowled as she soon flipped onto her back. She muttered with a glare at the air, "Bloody hell. Hello everyone."

Beyonce smiled at the two items and looked down at the necklace wrapped around her neck. It was covered in bronzed claws and had a glass golden eye in the middle. Carefully taking it off of her neck she meowed, "Will this suffice?"