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"Hey, Piratescove, shut up." Guiltypaw knew they were anticlanners, but being rude to a stranger, especially a kit, ticked Guiltypaw off. Just because they were anticlanners didn't mean they had to be rude. He wasn't even sure that she was rude because they were anticlanners. Maybe she was just a rude person. Nonetheless, Guiltypaw wouldn't take that behavior towards a recently abandoned kit.
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"You don't just kick someone what if she wakes..." Guiltypaw scolded as if Piratescove was a rude toddler. She surely acted like one. "She's dead?" He asked, solemnly to no one in particular as he placed a paw on Lacey's body. With every second, it got colder.

"Uh." He stammered, unsure of what to do. There was no use for a Shaman, she was long dead.
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[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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"You can't just scare her by saying you ate her, you freak. I wasn't going to tell her her mother will come back. In fact, she might actually come back. I was gonna invite her into HawkClan but she'll probably say no because of you." Guiltypaw growled, staring at the older but not-as-wise she-cat.
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[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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"Yeah, I am. You're Bitterpaw, right?" He asked, praying to some random god that he got it right. If he didn't, he was praying that she was one of the she-cat's who didn't get frustrated if you got their name wrong. Being the timid person he was supposed to be, except his roleplayer kept forgetting that, he was afraid of the idea of being rejected of someone's friendship within the first few seconds.
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[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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[fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 430px; font-family: georgia; text-align: justify; color: white;]"Jay'll probably be embarrassed. If I did pass, he'd probably die of shock. And, thanks, Huntingkit." Guiltypaw muttered, thinking he was useless when others thought otherwise.
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[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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ooc-- there's this thing called broccoflower
it is pale green
it's a cross between broccoli and cauliflower and i just
why

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"Let's go with hunting," Guiltypaw meowed, voice dripping with the tiredness that was clearly evident in his features. "that way you won't see me fail on the first day." Cracking a tired smile, Guiltypaw's eyes briefly lit up with a joke that was entirely true.
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[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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"We should make necklaces for everyone. It would be really cool. And we could make a tiara with Pollux and "accidentally" glue it to his head in the middle of the night." They could find a glue bottle and some string somewhere. They lived on a beach -- it could easily wash up along with other junk from the humans.
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agh
i want to apply guiltypaw
but i want him to get a short term relationship or two before being glued to someone
that way he can suffer from heartbreak

[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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"Don't laugh, but I come out here to practice battle moves then run a lap from the top of the territory to the bottom." Guiltypaw confessed. "But, you were here and no one really comes here at this time of day, so I decided to say hello." It was obvious from his fragility that the exercise would eventually be incredibly useful. It was such a shame he didn't know he was about to become a bison while still possessing his body. heh whoops
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bison are like

buffalo are like
[img width=510 height=364]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi…66/Serengeti_Bueffel1.jpg[/img]

[that picture]
fun fact
the picture of the bison is NOT a buffalo
the american "buffalo" is actually a bison
heh

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"I'm only a dead man if I get caught." Guiltypaw chuckled while his roleplayer said "fuck it making him like armin arlert is too hard he'll only be inspired by him".
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While it may or may not have been decent knowledge that the frail Guiltypaw was pushing himself to the limit every day while running around the territory simply to build up some muscle and stamina that was proving incredibly hard to get, it was happening now. The brown tabby began to dart around the territory before swerving in between trees. Suddenly, he felt himself grow taller and heard the clack of a hoof hitting a stone.

What the...

Continuing to run, he ran between a narrow gap between trees. However, he got stuck. He felt himself changing. Using a paw to scratch his now itchy nose, he nearly screamed when he saw a hoof and felt that his nose was huge. Glancing down at his body, he began to squirm in between the trees, breaking free and managing to run to a nearby pool of water.

Glancing down into the water, he was a creature he had never seen -- a bison.

"Shit shit shiiiiiiittttt." He hissed, unsure of what to do. He was some weird anomaly according to himself. He just turned into some "alien" creature.

no no no guys

they're not. it's a commonly mistaken fact

//i thought the same thing until i looked up american buffalo and it turned out to be a bison

wAIT I HIT 100 POSTS IN ONE DAY WITH A CHARACTER WHATTT

anyways guilty is a bison now

*links you all to wikipedia*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_bison

aaand wikipedia is actually factually accurate because it lists sources.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo

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"My name's Guiltypaw, I'm already a part of this Clan. I was a cat, and I just -- poof -- turned into whatever the fuck this is." The male replied, voice slightly deeper and tinged with urgency. He was on the verge of having a mental breakdown. It wasn't just him and he wasn't on drugs.
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[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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*screams the circle of life*

i'd have guiltypaw flirt with nya
but he's awkward if people flirt with him so
and he doesn't exactly know what flirting is
he's kinda innocent
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[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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she should get high in an open thread and just be like
"heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy boyyyyyyyyyyyyyssss you know what's attractive? a mourning, drunk on catnip she-cat here's the perfect time to take advantage of me. sEE ladies if you want kittens this is the perfect way to do it because no one will rightfully judge you if you don't rememberrr"

what the fuck, elusion
but yeah that's my interpretation of drunk cats
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[align=center][size=6]GUILTYPAW[/size]
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"HOW DO I GO BACK I DON'T LIKE THIS WHAT IS THIS ANIMAL?!" The bison nearly shrieked as everyone was commenting "cool" while he was going through a life crisis.

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wow everyone's saying "nice bod" to guiltypaw in his bison body while he's screaming his heart out

that's fine <3

ooc-- but it said her body was going cold
so guilty thinks she's dead

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"Quit kicking the body and show some respect." He snapped before letting out a sigh of relief at the shaman trainee's words.
"Why is she so cold then?"

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