Posts by lizardstorm

[justify]hey, there! ^^

i'm lizardstorm, pleased to meet you, i suppose. c: i'm some random derp from south-east asia and i like the colour green, dragons, cats, mongooses, and many other things. i prefer the traditional ailuronymy style of naming cats, although i do like to dabble a little in the oceans of creativity. after all, one must keep an open mind, hm?

anyhow, i have a semi-literate to literate roleplaying style, and when roleplaying with others i'm quite...insistent that those persons have good grammar, spelling, and punctuation. seriously, it's really annoying when i can't make sense of the other person's words. i also dislike roleplay posts only a few words long. it's kind of dull in my opinion. ^^;

i'm an agender, biologically a female [is that even the correct word?] and i prefer neutral pronouns such as they/them. however, i don't really mind if you use he or she for me. i'm pretty relaxed about those, don't worry. ^^ i'm also a panromantic sex-repulsed asexual, leaning a little bit towards males, although i'm a little iffy on the asexual part. i'm also considering adding poly- somewhere there...i need to research more on that, of course, haha!

i shall not divulge information such as my age and name, although you may call me anything related to lizardstorm. like lizzy. [which is a real-life nickname, though hardly anyone uses it, to my disappointment.] i'm a peridot, leo, and horse, which i suppose means i look for happiness, and that my downfall is pride. which is true. unfortunately. i'm also a christian, if that's important...? i also make animal sounds to express my feelings, like little growls. it just happens, i guess. xD i'm also a daemian, a therian, and probably some other stuff...

hmm, i guess that's all for now! c: see you around~[/justify]

[justify]hullo! c: it's me, lizardstorm. i just changed my username because i preferred peppermint better...

yes, agender does mean that, and thank you for using gender-neutral terms. ^^ panromantic means basically i don't care about gender. o0 i don't care about whether the person identifies as a male, a female, no gender, all genders, etc...butttttt i kinda lean towards males? -drags wikipedia to help; clicky- except i'm panromantic, not pansexual. ovo

peridot is the august birthstone. so. i'm an august person. xD

by the way, howwwww do you do this roleplaying thing? what are sub-accounts? where'd you get them? do you just pounce right in a roleplay or something? hellpppppp meeeeee. e.e

ps. plus i kinda sorta want to join blizzardclan. duhuh[/justify]

[justify]hey, there! thanks for the help and the welcomes. c: by the way, can i just make a subaccount now or do i need to have permission or something? and, also, do i just make a thread in the ooc & plot place thing that says something like "yo i'm joining heyy"? -noobalertnoobalert- haha. also, i noticed blizzardclan had an auto-joining thing going on...?

and why can't you change your username? caused me a lot of bewilderment trying to log in. xD[/justify]

[fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 300px; text-align: justify]ahh, thanks for your help, all of you. c: by the way...what are templates? and how are people putting images in their posts? like, there are images behind the words they typed. or something. i'm bad at explaining. o.O also, i am now making a couple of subaccounts because. uh. insert reason here.

-shiftily looks around-

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lizardstorm pounced on the dull-hued bird, but it had already taken flight before she had leapt. she sat down in frustration. the dark tortoiseshell she-cat was hungry and tired…and she was unfortunately in the company of a very annoying imaginary mongoose.

“cheer up, love, we’re nearly there,” came his chirrupy tones. he twirled above her in midair, grinning widely. his gold crown, encrusted with vibrant blue gemstones, was askew, falling over his left ear. his blue scarf flapped wildly in the cold winds.

that was a new thing she’d learned—the mongoose’s clothing and accessories obeyed the laws of physics, but the mongoose himself did not.

“easy for you to say!” she snapped at him. “you’re not the one freezing to death out here!” she shivered violently.

“i thought you liked the cold,” he remarked with amusement.

“i said i preferred my weather on the cold side, i didn’t want to be stuck out here in minus zero degrees weather!” she ranted. “good grief,” she added with a wail, “i think i’m even getting frostbite!”

“no you’re not.” The dark brown creature with vibrant gold eyes poked at his scarf. it suddenly turned silver with navy blue diamonds patterned on it. “how do i look?” he demanded, twirling about in different poses.

“like a moron,” lizardstorm spat.

he grinned in reply and made his crown a similar design, then strutted about above her, carrying his matching scepter. suddenly, he stood alert, staring ahead of her. she rolled her eyes and continued on. he flew down beside her and kept an effortless, easy pace.

“i know something,” he purred, eyes wide. “we’re here.”

“oh, yes, you definitely know something, you—what was that?” she did a double take and stared at him. “we’re here?”

he nodded smugly, preening over his coat.

“finally!”[/fancypost]

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honeycloud placed a paw after the other into the thick blanket of snow. the cold frost numbed her paws, and the snow that she felt drifting down from the clouds above caught onto her fur. she paused, shivering, and continued on.

“easy for you to say!” she suddenly heard lizardstorm—her fellow journeyer and best friend—meow crossly aloud. “you’re not the one freezing to death out here…”

honeycloud stifled a giggle. despite being mute, she was still able to make a few sounds, and laughter was unfortunately one of them.

for a long time now, lizardstorm had been plagued with an imaginary mongoose flitting about inside her mind. the dark tortoiseshell she-cat—at least, honeycloud thought she was tortoiseshell. but she most obviously was, unless she dyed her fur pink or something—had complained to her about how annoying he was one day, and honeycloud had listened with some confusion.

the mongoose also apparently wore a crown and a scarf, toted around a scepter, and told lizardstorm about some group of cats that lived somewhere in the mountains. in the snow.

why snow, of all things?

however, as lizardstorm was extremely interested about the “clan”, as the mongoose said, honeycloud loyally joined her in her journey. after all, they’d known each other since before honeycloud lost her sight, and before they were given their new names by the mongoose.

they actually used to be called lizzy and harvey.

lizardstorm’s voice broke into her thoughts: “hey, honeycloud, we’re here.”

honeycloud twitched an ear and sniffed the air. among the smell of pine and fir trees, snow, and herself and lizardstorm, she could scent border markings a little way ahead. she nodded, then tipped her head to one side in a silent question—'what next?'

there was some silence, then she clearly heard lizardstorm meow, “we wait.”[/fancypost]

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lizardstorm had been sitting with her back to the border, chatting with honeycloud. the mongoose had warned her that that was probably a bad idea, but she ignored him. and so, when she promptly fell on her face in surprise at the voice that suddenly piped up from nowhere, the lithe dark brown creature sniggered. grumbling darkly of how exactly she would kill him, she addressed the cat who had spoken:

“my name is lizardstorm, and that,” she gestured to honeycloud with her tail, “is honeycloud. she's mute and blind,” she added in explanation. “we want to join. oh, and have you got anything to eat?”[/fancypost]

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while lizardstorm was dancing triumphantly around her—what? she heard the she-cat bouncing and leaping herself!—honeycloud shook her head at lydia to decline the other cat's offer. hearing another cat approach, honeycloud dipped her head in greeting.[/fancypost]

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what in the blinkin' samhill daisies is goin' on in this here chat thread??

-clears throat- all righty. to introduce myself. a-hem! m'name's peppermint, i play lizardstorm and honeycloud, i normally use the traditional style of naming warriors—although i don't mind experimenting sometimes—i am an agender female, lizardstorm is basically my cat alter-ego, i actually do have an imaginary mongoose floating about in my head [yo dahlings] who actually probably does think he's james moriarty [blasphemy, madam! i do not!] and does wear a crown and a scarf. not very sure about the scepter, but, yeah. hey there.

-awkwardly looks around-

... MENTOS. 8D[/fancypost]

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same to you, madam/sir/person of unknown gender! :3 [you're not weirded out by me? ...very interesting.] so, uh...what are you talking about? .3.[/fancypost]

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...pompom? ...pompom. -giggles madly- ahem. would mca be medicine cat apprentice? o3o because. mca. yeah. also, i have no idea what exactly to do next. o3o -skulks around threads- what are these "opinions on -insertcharacternamehere-" things? -pokes about while FLAILING WILDLY- i'm a newbie here, so, uh. -cough cough-[/fancypost]

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lizardstorm stared curiously around the party site, observing the many other assorted animals that were, ahem, partying. she wasn't exactly one to party—these kinds of gatherings could be rather loud. but, maybe just once...

she glanced warily at her surroundings before stepping out of the shadows she was lurking in. noticing a pink feline just a little ways off from her, lizardstorm mumbled a quick, “hello, there.” ugh, socializing. it's the weirdest thing on the damn planet.

“so, uh,” she began hesitantly, “how, er...are you?”

“fan-freaking-tastic!” came the mongoose's contemptuous voice suddenly. she covered her ears in surprise—even if it were all in her head [probably] he was still very, very loud. “of all the things you could have said, you had to pick that!”

“shut up a moment, asshole,” lizardstorm hissed. “i'm trying to socialize!”

leaving the dark brown animal rolling in laughter, lizardstorm apologized to pastelkisses: “i have, er, an...imaginary friend”—here the crown-wearing creature sat up indignantly—“you could say, and he's really very rather annoying. what i said earlier wasn't directed at you. sorry, sorry, sorry. if i offended you, i am ever so sorry, and if i could do anything to apologize...” she rambled on and on.[/fancypost]

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-strolls around forums-

-sees a thread-

-reads-

-ships rabbitkisses now-

eheheheheehheheehehhehheh[/fancypost]

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...wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? honor? patriotism? GOD BLESS AMERICA!

i had to. i'm so sorry.[/fancypost]

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but what about lizzy and honey[/fancypost]

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...

i don't...get it? o3o[/fancypost]

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oh.

okay.

so ashifeathers? featherskia? wat.[/fancypost]

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ehehehehehe xD anyway SPEAKIGN OF xreader FANFICTIONS

i was thinking of doing a hachi [the dog. english-american-whatever version] x reader. I WAS THINGKING ABOUTIT LAST NIGHT AND I LITERALLYT JUST CRIED BECAUSE

IT WAS SAD OKAY THE XREADER QWAS SADDDD

-RANTS RANTS RANTS RNANRS=

ahem.

hemhemhem. i am composed now. i'm cool, i'm calm, i'm calm i'm cool i'm calm. -inhaleexhale-

i want to read xreaders now. ;3;[/fancypost]

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i leave to go to sleep and this is what happens

actually, i don't know what happened. enlighten me. o_O

and i lack muse. help. OOOHHHH IS THAT A TRAINING SESSION??? -rushes off- -rushes back-

how would this work for honeycloud ;3;[/fancypost]

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“present! and i have no powers right now!” came lizardstorm's voice as she hurried towards them while pepper tracked. honeycloud came trailing after her to make sure the excitable feline didn't get into any trouble.[/fancypost]