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    IC: Darkpaw holds her head up high in triumph with the vole in her mouth.



    Occ: idk why but i want to try and make darkpaw get a crush XD *gets hit in the head by a mouse* ................apperently she doesn't want me to.................BUT I SHALL! although the tom could like someone else and not really notice darkpaw...........*gets hit in the head again* OK OK GOSH FINE!

    Occ: sure! *gets smacked in the head* ....grrrrr I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU DARKPAW! *darkpaw calls me fox-dung* OK YOU WANT TO GO DARKPAW! *darkpaw says bring it* ALL RIGHTY THEN! *we both fight* brb taking dog for walk.



    Ic: Darkpaw heads back to camp.

    Plz enjoy! Sorry if i'm not funny but hope you guys like it! P.S: Once one section is done you can ask for a cat to come in(how and which cat) and tell me what they should do for the next segment.
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    Me: HELLO EVERYBODY! How you guys doing? Well for me, I'm the host for this game show! Lets introduce the cats who will be in today's segment! Ashfur!
    Ashfur: LOVE ME SQURILY!
    Me: O.O' *knocks him out with my frying pan* I have gotta get me more of these things! Brambleclaw!
    Brambleclaw: *sitting in the emo cornor* can't belive she lied to me like that........T-T sniff :'(
    me: awwwww poor you! Jayfeather
    Jaythear: ...........................
    Me: come on talky talky
    Jayfeather: .............................
    Me: _ _' Breezepelt.........
    Breezepelt: DIE JAYFEATHER DIE!
    Me: _ _' *ties breezepelt up* and last is Hollyleaf!
    Hollyleaf: warrior code warrior code..........I'M ALIVE!
    Me: I see that...................OK ROUND 1


    *Stage moves to a kitchen*
    Ashfur: WHAT THE IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN?!
    Brambleclaw: I smell..........WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!
    Jay: ...............
    Holly: *poking her bro*
    Breeze: *wants to kill Jay and Holly so badly*
    Me: ok for round one you guys need to.........MAKE ME A CAKE! AND START!
    Ashfur: wait whats the prize?
    Me: ..............Squirly will love you ashfur........
    Ashfur: SQURRILY! *goes nuts and puts random ingredents in his bowl*
    Holly: hmmmmmmmmmm TIME FOR SECERT INGREDENT TIME!
    Jayfeather: ................*not saying a word while cooking*
    Me: *noming on something random.......*
    Breeze: STOP NOMING ON ME AND UNTIE ME YOU MOUSE-DUNG CAT!
    Me: :o *goes and sits in emo corner*
    Breeze: .......um oops.........
    Holly: ::)
    Jay: *smacks Breeze out* 8)
    Ash: *is going nuts* ???
    Me: TIME IS UP HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAH BY THE WAY WELCOME TO MY GAME SHOW OF DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
    Ash: DANG IT I ALMOST HAD THE CAKE FINISHED!
    Jay: ........
    Holly: NNNNNNOOOOOO I WAS MISSING ONE MORE INGREDENT! oh wait......*pops in last ingredent*
    Me: I SAID TIMES UP! *uses my awsome keyblade to make them stop*
    Jay: what in starclan is that?
    Me: :D YEAH YOU TALKED!
    Jay: .............
    Me: darn......._ _' OK TIME TO SEE DAH CAKES SO I CAN EAT THEM AND PUT THEM IN MY HUNGERY TUM TUM! Hey by the way what in starclan happened to Brambleclaw and Breezepelt? OH WELL!
    Ash: HERE IS MY CAKE NOW I WANT A KISS FROM SQURRILY!
    Me: O.o' *cuts cake gentle*
    ??: YEOW!!!!!!!!!! WHO JUST CUT ME! *brambleclaw pops out from the cake*
    Me: :o ASHFUR YOU FAILED BECAUSE YOU COOKED BRAMBLECLAW!
    Ashfur: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO I HATE YOU BRAMBLECLAW I HATE YOU!!!! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! ON YOU SINCE YOU ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT! WAAAAAAAAA AND YOUR DADDY KILLED MY MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT SQURRILY TOOY!
    Me: why are you adding y to the end of everything Ashy?
    Ashfur: BECAUSEY I WANTY TOY!
    Me: you want a toy?
    Ashfur: NO!
    Bramble: .........I'm going back to thunderclan.......*walks off*
    Me: OH NO YOU NOT! *presses botton* YOU ARE STUCK HERE IN MY GAME SHOW OF DOOM!
    Bramble: oh meep....... O.O'
    Holly: she's crazy and WHY AM I THE ONLY SHE-CAT HERE?!
    Me: *wacks holly* HELLO I'M A SHE-CAT TOO! YOU ARE OUT JUST FOR THAT! even though i might've letted you win since breezepelt was in your cake.......
    Breeze: YOU MEANY!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!
    Me: TO BADY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes nuts*
    Jay: ........*sees soemthing in holly's cake* .........Hey is that my.........STICK!!!!!!!
    Holly: :o no.......
    Jay: *pulls out stick from holly's cake and has foam in his mouth*
    Holly: oh meep.......
    Me: *starts to sound like jar jar(is that how you spell his name?)* Mesa thinks that is foam! Mesa thinks you better run! Oh and mesa thinks you should buy me the remake Legend of Zelda game!
    Holly: *runs for her life* NO WAY I AIN'T SPENDING MY FRESH KILL ON SOME GAME!
    Me: :'( >:( JAYFEATHER GET HER CUZ SHE WAS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR STICK AWAY!
    Jay: GET BACK HERE SISTER OF MINE! *chases holly around with stick*
    Me: Well sorry we had to rush this short! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
    Bramble: GET ME OUT OF HERE I'M STUCK IN A ROOM FILLED WITH CRAZY CATS!
    Holly: AAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME!!!!!!
    Breeze: DO THE ICECREAM AND CAKE DANCE!
    Jay: GET BACK HERE HOLLY! RAWRRRRR!!!!
    Ash: *has a jar of dirt* I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!
    *everything goes black*
    Me: OK WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS? AND ARE YOU STILL GETTING THIS?! CUT CUT!
    *hears lots of screams and craziness and crashings in the backround*
    Me: ..........maybe this was a bad idea.............

    XD LOLZ yes evil glaring rocks.........



    *rocks stare at me too*
    .......oh meep....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *goes crazy*

    GAH I'M EPICLY FAILING AT HOW TO MOVE SOMETHING UP WITH OUT MOVING THE LAYER ON GIMP GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I think goldie might die now.........O>o'