[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"What's cheese. Is that another cheap stripper? Maybe she's foreign..." X commented with a laugh before trailing off. "Well, either was bro, it sounds hella fun. You start my cheap stripper amigo." Toxickit would keep calling Luke that until the day he fucking died. That's was so hilarious to him he just couldn't let it go.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]Hm. A crush? Just not. friend you don't have to kiss? For being the way he was, he still was only a cub and very inexperienced I'm the dating world and such. Who would be at this age. "Uuhhmm. I really like food. Like I tell all my problems to food and food just listens Wow such a great relationship tbh." Though I'm reality, he had to crush. He hadn't seen any female kittens at all besides his siblings. Talk about awkward. "Sooooo Lukey, are yooouuu crushing on anyone? Perhaps the highest payer? Jk homie." The cub said humorously, referring to being a stripper when being the highest payer came up.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]Whoa was this what it feels like to be buzzed? The rapid vibrations of the big creature's bolting paw on his rump caused the small caracal to fall to his side. "Blahhh help me up will ya?" The brute said, simply laying there due to his chronic case of extreme laziness.
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"omg really" over and over like a broken record as he tried to climb up the large tiger to give him a hug. "OH MY GOD THATS SO CUTE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME CAN I BE THE UNCLE IF YOU EVER DO THAT SURROGATE THING? AND WHAT IF THEY DO IF THEY CALL DAD AND BOTH OF YOU TURN TO SAY 'WHAT'? Oh jesus this is gonna be awesome why didn't you tell me you little dork."And after the little chaotic speech, he continued his obnoxious broken record of "oh my gods" and "that's so adorable " and "invite me to your wedding".
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"Are you kidding me right now. Uughhhh" Groaning in his own defeat, the caracal rolled over to his back to face the sky. Being energetic was exhausting, but so much fun. "hmmmmm so anything interesting with you Strips?" The cub asked as he tried to think of something to do.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"Whoa there. Rude! I can go smack some sense into that little brat right now. Take me to him! THIS IS SPARTA!! Rawwwrr." X shouted running off in the wrong direction just because he's X. after a few seconds, the youngster walked back slowly, some thorns covering his body. "Uhm..He wasn't that way uhmmm" The caracal said awkwardly, looking down at his nice thorns stick everywhere.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"Omg tell me!!" The cub said in a very amused voice.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"IM GOING TO BE THE UNCLE SOMEONE HOLD ME IM ABOUT TO FAINT!" Toxickit shouted loudly and with much joy. To add some effect, the wildcat fell to his side with a highly dramatic gasp.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"Sounds easy enough homeslice." The cub confirmed for himself, waiting for the next bit for information to take in.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"Well I know what to do--set them up of course! Get some music to get them in the mood and let that magic happen I guess." X said wistfully, trying to think of something romantic for this couple. Hm, maybe a moonlit dinner, dining on some delicious food caught by yours truly. Or perhaps..something else that he hasn't thought of yet.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]Trying not to burst out in some lovey-dovey speech on how adorable he found Luke and Tucker together, Toxickit was trembling next to the massive tiger. "Broooo, niiiceeeeee." The caracal cub complimented, drawing out certain sounds longer than others. Standing next to his close friend, Luke, the cub nudged his leg and looked up at his chocolate eyes with a sly look. Heh..
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"Then I'll make it happen. We'll make it happen! Now who's withhhh meee~!" Toxickit cheered, throwing a fist in the air in excitement.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"hehhhehehhe." Toxickit snickered softly, hiding behind the large jungle cat's hind leg, peering around for this Tucker guy he talked about all the time. Was this Luke's way of asking him out? Seeing his friend was awfully nervous, the caracal cub poked his hind leg. "I'll be your wingman bud." X whispered with a goofy smile, feeling good for the in-love Dux.
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"C'mon tellpaw! You should join too. I can teach all y'all to dance like superstars." The caracat offered before running over to the boombox to change the song. Ironically 'Turn down for what' started playing, but no one could understand the lyrics, but the bass was pretty sweet. "I call this move, the headbob.." The brute said like an instructor as he began to execute his signature move.
[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]Pfft. Party Poopers. X rolled his eyes and turned away. He was too cool for him. "Ayeee buddy, nice moves." The caracal cub said brightly, dancing along with Luke.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"oooh Marieee, how scandalous. Four crushes? Gurl, you're on fireeee." Toxickit joked, ramming his small head into the shoulder of his friend. Wow being s spectator was rather enjoyable. He just saw his first real life kiss! Sadly, it wasn't as exciting as he originally expected.
/rushed
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"NO WAIT! Never fear, the X-man is here!" The much too loud cub shouted, rushing onto the scene. If there was a game, he was there. Party? Right on. At the young age of three moons Toxickit was the self-proclaimed party animal of the skulls, and he had a pretty big following to back him up on his statement. "I can still play right? I reaaaaallyyy want to play.." X pleaded to whoever was in charge, his small black ear tufts rustling in the slight summer breeze.
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]Talking? Oh hell yeah. Scrambling over to take the open spot beside his friend, Luke, the young caracat opened his mouth (a very terrible decision for anyone who had eardrums in a 30 foot radius). "Oh hi. Talking? I love talking, about anything really. Do you like to talk? Hopefully you do so I'm not super boring. But hi I'm Toxickit and you're obviously new because I don't know you and I know everyone." The cub started, starting to repeat like an awful 1940s top hits record that's broken. And as we all know, 1940s music wasn't the sweetest music.
/sorry if this doesn't make sense its late ;o;
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"Dangarang. You never told me you could sing! Gurl, you be struttin' like beyonce, whoever that is." Toxickit complimented, running over to his pissed off buddy. So what if he was having boy problems, a little bit of Toxickit never hurt anyone. In fact, a common side affect was a smile and a few laughs.
/rushed and tiiiredd
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[fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 375px;][justify]"Whoa, you look pretty stoned if you asked me. Maybe wasted too. What happened to you kid." Toxickit asked Ringpaw, ironically calling the older feline a kid when he was merely out of the womb. Laughing a bit to himself, like always, the caracal stood beside Nero.
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