Posts by Corporal_Furry

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  • ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ωε αяε тнε cяүsтαℓ gεмs ★·.·´¯`·.·★

    [img width=371 height=510]http://th05.deviantart.net/fs7…y_flossysheep-d815nf7.png[/img]
    [[Different outfit then shown; he wears a large sweater and jeans. He prefers comfy over formal.]]



    |:.:Name:.:|


    Chalcedony
    'Damien'




    |:.:Age:.:|


    Appears to be in teens




    |:.:Gender:.:|


    Male




    |:.:Gemstone:.:|


    Chalcedony
    Back of wrist




    |:.:Weapon:.:|


    Large Dual Chakrams




    |:.:Personality:.:|


    Damian is a sweet boy. He is always looking out for others, but often times forgets to look out for himself. Normally, he will be fairly friendly and talkative with others, but sometimes Damian can become irritated and ultimately grumpy. It is bad to fool with him during these times, as he has an explosive anger.




    |:.:Strengths/Weaknesses:.:|


    Although he is weaker then most and unable to use huge weapons or attacks, he is very swift and graceful, making it possible to land a bulk of attacks all at once instead of big and slow.




    |:.:Crush/Significant Other/Spouse:.:|


    None / None / None




    |:.:Other:.:|


    i love you for making this omg
    lemme smooch your face
    *paws cheeks*

  • he crawls like a worm from a b i r d. [bxb - pafp - advanced] /stay active!

    [align=center][font=times new roman][size=8][color=black]You are going to make me cry
    This relates to a very close person in so many ways
    I just
    haaa i dropped a tear


    oh god now i am crying after typing this uGH
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    Maximilian Alexander Fulvon
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    You were immediate to respond. You had been expecting this. But you were and idiot and never tried to make sure he was alright twenty four seven. But then again, you couldn't help it. You were busy with your studies. But now here you are, your one and only love fading into the light.


    Max was in the middle of a tutoring session when he got an alarming text message. Halting his tutor, the teenager had jolted out of his seat and had started running like a race horse. Of course, his parents tried to stop him and hold him back, but Max knew time was not to be wasted. Especially knowing his state when he last saw him. Blake. His love.
    Grabbing his hoodie and throwing it on, Max had bolted out the door and down the streets. His face was one of both sadness and determination. Being as sensitive as he was, even tears were forming in his eyes.
    Feet hitting the pavement with loud thumps as he turned corners and continued.
    When he finally had reached Blake's house, his eyes were started to swell from the amount of tears he had shed.


    Running into the building, he stormed around until he found Blake...and the state he was in. His mind immediately began to race as he broke down mentally. Slurring swear words and constant 'no no no's, he dropped to his knees beside his fading boyfriend. He panicked for at least ten seconds before pulling out his phone. He shakily typed in a number way too familiar to him. He whispered words of nothing to Blake, as if trying to calm him, although they seemed to become more to calm Max as they turned into 'this isn't happening' or 'its not your fault'.
    Talking to the nice lady on the phone, he established an ambulance. After that, he dropped his phone as his arms couldn't stand to hold it up anymore.


    His body was shaking violently as he touched Blake's forehead gently. Tears were streaming down his own face. Soft 'whys' and 'please dont leave me alone's began to slip from Max's lips, his voice crackling.


    "I love you too much...you-you can't leave me...S-stop don't...don't leave..."

  • ▌│█║▌║▌║ ѕ¢ρ [σρєи] ║▌║▌║█│▌


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    ||CECIL GERSHWIN||


    Nickname(s)|| None, but feel free to make some!


    Age|| Around mid twenties


    Gender|| Fish Male


    Appearance|| Cecil is a very lanky man. He is thin and somewhat bony due unhealthy living style of over-working. He is pale from lack of sun light and has small bags under his eyes. Purple tattoos can be found on his fore-arms.
    Cecil's hair is nicely combed, being of the color blonde as well. Cecil's eyes are a odd hue of purple. This adds on to his rather class looking appearance. He'd be even fancier if his eyes didn't have bags and he didn't look so unhealthy.


    Personality|| Cecil is a very genial person and seems very well acquainted with the folks about town. But he has something of a dual personality. He can be serious and cheerful by turns, switching between extreme tones at the drop of a hat.
    In his joyful terms, he is rather friendly and very talkative. He will skip around a lot and smile a bunch. Ir is hard to get him down in these times.
    In serious times, it is hard to phase Cecil. He will become so focused in whatever that even if you told him someone was dying beside him he wouldn't become distracted. This can be both good and bad for him. His serious side often times contributes to his unhealthy lifestyle.


    Clearance Level|| Normally Level 3, but is sometimes allowed Level 4 clearance


    Personnel|| Class C


    Staff Title|| Researcher


    Sexuality|| Omnisexual


    Crush/Bf/Gf/Spouse|| *hacks up a hairball* totally not gonna do it oh shit look at that he has a crush on carlos wow / None / None


    Turn On/Offs|| Normally good people


    Fears|| Most higher ups, SCP-2999


    Other|| my wtnv sense tingled and i just


    _______________________________________
    I'll make my other two later. I am tired and busy.

  • ▌│█║▌║▌║ ѕ¢ρ [σρєи] ║▌║▌║█│▌

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    Mwahahahahhahahahahaahahahhaahha
    I am very veRY AL RIGHT WITH IT
    FOR I
    I LOVE




    and omg I can see it now




    You have one horrible Carlos disguise friend for I am one of the biGGEST WTNV nerds




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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    (c) korporal panda
    "The Beer" (c) Kimya Dawson[/fancypost]
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  • AlleyClan | Plot Discussion Thread | beyond the city lights... |

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    idEA THREE HAAAAaaaaAAA AAAA
    friend
    you
    sketch must be told
    of this
    (We actually already already have shipping pictures novAdragON H nnHH)

    [img width=510 height=297]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs7…orporal_panda-d8im6d1.png[/img]




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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    (c) korporal panda
    "The Beer" (c) Kimya Dawson[/fancypost]
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  • Pokemon: Rise of Jirachi

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    Name
    Maxie
    Gender
    Male
    Pokemon
    Mightyena, Crobat, and Camerupt
    Rank
    Team Magma Leader
    Bio
    Not very much, it is known that he and Archie used to be team mates, so I am assuming they used to be grunts together or went to school together.
    Crush
    archie because i ship this like no tomorrow None


    [img width=340 height=510]http://i.imgur.com/2fQRHqk.png[/img]
    Name
    Rei
    Gender
    Male
    Pokemon
    Eevee (Nee)
    Rank
    Trainer - Breeder Class
    Bio
    A pretty normal trainer. He is originally from the Sinnoh region.
    Crush
    Tbd, male preference




    Name
    Celebi
    Level
    12
    Moves
    Leaf storm
    Physic
    Leech seed
    Nature
    Hardy
    Species
    Celebi; these are HIGH IN NUMBER despite being a legendary. Please keep in mind.



    Name
    Mew
    Level
    Unknown, it pretty high though.
    Moves
    Physic
    Ice beam
    Dark Pulse
    Aura Sphere
    Nature
    Brave
    Species
    Mew


    Mew and Celebi above can possibly know Jirachi?
    As saying, The theroy that they work as a trio a lot. ^^

  • Corporal's Pimp crib

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    ssss SSSSSHHH NO




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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    (c) korporal panda
    "The Beer" (c) Kimya Dawson[/fancypost]
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  • | AlleyClan | Sign-Up Thread | beyond the city lights... | OPEN!

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    Hey, can you take down Paige?
    She is being moved atm as I just sold her and I don't wish to be her anymore :I
    And then I am making an apprentice and a queen(who has two kittens, possibly one more if someone wants to roleplay it :3)




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
    [/fancypost]


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    (c) korporal panda
    "The Beer" (c) Kimya Dawson[/fancypost]
    [color=transparent] #pandafetch     [align=left]

  • ★·.·´¯`·.·★ ωε αяε тнε cяүsтαℓ gεмs ★·.·´¯`·.·★

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    Crap. sorry didn't notice.
    I'll change it




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
    [/fancypost]


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    [fancypost bgcolor= transparent; borderwidth=0px; height: 30px; width: 420px;][align=center][sub][font=times new roman][size=6pt][color=white]_____________________________________
    (c) korporal panda
    "The Beer" (c) Kimya Dawson[/fancypost]
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  • AlleyClan | Plot Discussion Thread | beyond the city lights... |

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    On topic of kittypets




    I am making a group of cats soon : O
    They aren't a clan, pre-say, they refer them selves more so as a group.
    They also live in the city, so I was thinking, maybe they could be allies
    But
    for the sake of plotting
    they possibly grow some bad ties from certain cats? (i am making a character that is one of those 'lie and watch everything burn' kinda cats that will be in the group. I plan on her maybe visiting alleyclan multiple times, making friendships, but also lies about misunderstanding stuff like maybe saying the group was doing things going against an alliance then come back the group and lie about stuff)




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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  • AlleyClan | Plot Discussion Thread | beyond the city lights... |

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    They would be on a separate thread, of course. Occasionally that one she cat would cross the boarders and come onto this thread to visit tho




    and yyeeeeeEESSSSSS




    That's why I am working on an Apprentice and Queen, with one female kitten. I am going to make her have one boy too tho.
    Speaking of which
    Anyone wanna RP a third kitten? :0




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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  • | AlleyClan | RP Thread | beyond the city lights... |

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    Text Here




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    Nova's ears twitched downwards as he heard the call of their leader. Ears flicking up, he got to his paws and quickly trotted behind Snapdragon. He glanced around camp, quickly locating the direction of Duststar. He found it off with no set merging location, but he quickly got used to it.
    Padding close enough to hear, Nova dropped to his hunches and flicked his tail, pushing out his front paws.




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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  • AlleyClan | Plot Discussion Thread | beyond the city lights... |

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    Okie! Once her forum is up, you can see genetics and everything. UvU




    And nee!!! :0




    And my gosh, it makes me grin. I am actually demi-Poly, as it really depends on the relationship. I am actually in a poly relationship atm :0




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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  • AlleyClan | Plot Discussion Thread | beyond the city lights... |

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    Sure
    she won't mind an addition :0




    And yeees plz that'd be veRy nicE




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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  • | AlleyClan | Sign-Up Thread | beyond the city lights... | OPEN!

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    I am terribly sorry!
    I was iffy bringing her in. I normally never pull out characters, but her buyer brought it up and I yeahh...




    and she can have another :0 cats normally have 3 to 5, so don't see why not. All the kittens will be 2 moons old btw, as I don't feel like having younger at the moment. I am working on her forum now so you guys can see genetics and make the kittens yourself. UvU I'll also post their fathers reference for genetics.




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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  • AlleyClan | Plot Discussion Thread | beyond the city lights... |

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    Well Nova is rly good at having multiple crushes at the same time. like. god of it b/c he can never chose
    but like
    hmm




    just an idea
    maybe he tries to tell one
    but then a moment happens with the other where that also slips up
    and so
    yeh he just panics and one talks to the other and both find out he told both of them and then they question him and he is like omg no plz dont kill me ugnnh i liek both k cant even ugh kay? kay




    oh my crappy ideas
    sorry hahaa







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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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  • AlleyClan | Plot Discussion Thread | beyond the city lights... |

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    yessS welcome
    what will the ship be called now
    stormnovadragon
    pfft




    oh and the forums are almost done :0 just gotta fill in the kits
    Oh- The rouge groups being made atm. They will be called 'City Wind'.




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    [fancypost bgcolor=transparent; Background-size: 100% 100%;background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 200px; width: 250px; borderwidth=0px; overflow: auto;][align=center][size=8][color=#6CC417] The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
    And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
    You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
    I said don't you mean pediddle? and I lit his house on fire


    He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
    I was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
    He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
    I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head


    Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
    I got in my mazda and I drove to the mall
    I got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
    When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit


    And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
    And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
    I ate every single one without noticing the mold
    You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll


    Even though I'd never ever been in a band
    I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
    And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
    Of burning in hell well I was already there


    And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
    And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
    And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
    We had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill


    Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
    And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
    When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
    You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64


    And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
    And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
    And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
    I tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth


    Evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
    And your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
    Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife


    I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be


    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
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  • | AlleyClan | Sign-Up Thread | beyond the city lights... | OPEN!

    [img width=340 height=510]http://i3.photobucket.com/albu…ters/_DSC6448_Havanna.jpg[/img][fancypost borderwidth=0px; height: auto; text-align: center; letter-spacing: -4px;]Brackenpaw Brackenleap[/fancypost]
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; height: auto; width: 455px; text-align: justify;]NAME
    "Brackenpaw."
    AGE
    "Old enough." 14 Moons, delayed training
    RANK
    "I am an apprentice."
    GENDER IDENTITY
    "I am male, only male."
    SEXUALITY
    "I am still questioning. I am pretty sure I don't really care, though."

    APPEARANCE
    "Are you blind..."
    Brackenpaw is slightily-off average sized tom, having a fairly healthy body. He has a medium built chest and strong bones, giving him some power on the field of fighting. His paws are pretty big and it comes in handy with hunting. This appearance also slows him down to an extent.
    Brackenpaw's fur is that of chocolate colour. He can blend to trees pretty well. His fur is short and feels like a terrier dog's if brushed incorrectly.
    The young tom's eyes are a light brown and this tail is of average length.
    Not much more can be said until this tom grows.

    PERSONALITY
    "I hate everyone."
    Not true. Brackenpaw is actually very clingy when it comes to company.
    He is just a little less talkative.
    Brackenpaw is your stereotypical 'tsundere' in all meanings of the term. He tries to act like mister tough guy, but deep deep down has the heart of a teddy bear. He also has that blush problem every tsun seems to have. It's pretty funny- always point it out when you can. He will shut up and just ignore you or start yelling.
    Normally, Brackenpaw will participate in small talk. He likes to speak about his training more than anything. Due his past, he is determined more than anything to become a cat others can look up to. In which, he loves to speak of recent hunts as well or moments that he became heroic. It's pretty funny. Talk to him about gossip and he'll zone out- bring up training and he'll start rambling away like a child talking about dinosaurs.
    Although he has a very aggressive shell, it can be broken down.
    Without being close, you will see him as a violent-reactor waiting to burst a seam again. He will yell a lot and act without thinking.
    With being closer, you grow to learn he is only protecting his innerself from harm. Having a rough past, he only wishes to prevent himself from breaking any farther.
    On a brighter topic, Brackenpaw has some serious blushing issues. He will get flustered a the slightest hint of anything embarrassing. He will usually start to stutter or wag his tail.
    Above all, Brackenpaw is a determined, loyal, and trustworthy tom.

    SIBLINGS
    "I have a few brothers. I prefer not to bring them up."
    OFFSPRING
    "No, thank above."
    CRUSH
    "HRK-" Cue anime blush.
    MATE
    "HHNRK-" Cue anime blush and faint.
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; height: auto; width: 455px; text-align: justify;][sub]NAME
    "I am Berryfern. Pleased to meet you." The she-cat smiles gently.
    AGE
    "Never ask a she-cat her age." Chuckling lightly, she answers. "34 moons."
    RANK
    "I am a queen, I suppose."
    GENDER IDENTITY
    "I am female, dear. I prefer such as well."
    SEXUALITY
    "I am straight, but I have been swayed."

    APPEARANCE
    "Panda, shall you please?"
    If it wasn't already obvious, Berryfern is a very pretty she-cat.
    Being a fairly petite size, Berryfern is slender despite have a slight belly from her recent kits. Her bones are nicely grown and her chest is of small build but strong. Berryfern is a pretty well-rounded she-cat despite being small. She knows how to fight and how to put her size to use.
    Berryfern's pelt is something she is extremely proud of. Never having been a kittypet where her fur would always stay clean, she has done everything she can to keep her pelt amazing. The strands are of a beautiful creamy color with some darker stripes here or there. It is fairly soft and well kept. The length of it is not long but also not short.
    This she-cat's eyes eyes are a fairly pretty blue and her tail is very fluffy and long. Her ears have small tufts at the tips.
    This beautiful she-cat does have her scars though.
    A long scar runs along Berryfern's left hind leg. This leg is also twisted. This is from an incident with a tall-fur monster she was very lucky to survive.

    PERSONALITY
    "Well, most cats say I am very sweet."
    Not only is she pretty on the outside. Her personality is amazing.
    Very calm and level-headed, it must be the end of the world to make Berryfern panic. She normally, during a hectic situation, will just take a deep breath, grin, and face it head on. This has been shown when she decided to leave Oddfur. Living alone with her kittens for one month, she had to hunt for herself and watch the kits at the same time. And then the monster incident before she limped into Alleyclan. All of them were faced with a smile and a strong heart.
    Berryfern is a gentle, loving she-cat. She is always soft with her words and speaking of the bright side of things. Always careful with those in need, she will speak gently to them to calm them down; it normally works amazingly.
    This mother is very over-protective. A side she isn't afraid to show, Berryfern will become very aggressive if her kittens or friend's safety was endangered. She has a tendency to speak loudly during these periods and will get violent only if needed. To which, she knows how to fight.
    Every cat has their flaws.
    Berryfern's is depression. Hiding it from her kits and most cats, only those closest to her know of it from her past. She will occasionally remember something she doesn't want to and then not speak for an entire day but to her kits.

    SIBLINGS
    "I have...had two amazing brothers."
    OFFSPRING
    "I am the proud mother of four kittens."
    CRUSH
    "Ah, no one at the moment."
    MATE
    Formerly Oddfur(star)(Alive; leader of a group of rouge cats--To be my group we spoke of. I'll link once finished.)
    None currently
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