Posts by Cosmo

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So hawt in fact that cosmo had a nose bleed and farted pictures of Jasper. He then died of a desise called Starke fever.

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"NOOOO I NEED THE SNUGLE, I mean..Coming dear!" cosmo called, alloying the table and slipping on a banana peel in attempts to fall into her arms.

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Cosmo continued to twerk, like a boss I must add

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This was his chance, to prove to Margo that he could be a father without drastically turning them into minny cosmos. Buuut YEAH. Flying downward, the pigeon aimed to land atop his daughters head. "Don't worry DADY DA FO IS HERE TO SAVE YOU DEAR!" he finished his sentence when all of a sudden a snake grabbed him and started to eat the small bird. *.

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Cosmo aimed to grab cairkit and throw her into a pit of fire, "One down, who knows how many to go. Now that that's taken care of LETS GO SET A BAD EXAMPLE FOR KIDS TIDALCLAN" he announced, noodle arming it around before tripping and smashing his face in blueberry babieh sauce.

No, Just kidding. Cosmo aimed to lick cairkit atop the head, his eyes glimmering as he looked at her. She was so hawt man. Cosmo was gonna have to crack some skulls if any more boy think of hitting on her.

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Cosmo aimed to pick cairkit up and throw her into the abbess of barrens buttcheeks, never to be found again while he also aimed to grab margo and fierily make out with while gorilla babiehs started there storm of shame around Tidalalcan. There mother was indeed the banana king who horded the mounds of coconuts in his spandex underwear. And that's how the world was born.

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Cosmo spotted judas pressing against the all powerful daughter and suddenly turned into an old fart. "YOU STAY AWAY FROM MA DAUGHTER YOU WIMPERSNAPER OR IMA SHOVE THIS CANE UP YOUR ASSHOLE, THEN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN" he shouted with rage and started forward slowly, extending his mighty banana incrusted cane at the thief.

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"Don't worry Ice, Im a licensed therapist. I got this" he reassured the fem as he walked in attempts to shove a banana in her ear. "Interesting"

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"you have the case of rejectomites, its very rare and causes pains in the anus. Which I will not be checking because your young and..yeah...

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Cosmo shit out a coconut and is now becoming a father..because margos preggers....fuck my life -walks out of room and slams head into wall-

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Just ask him a question or put a random word and cosmo will tell a story about it. Yeah

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Cosmo walked over in attempts to pick up minny, his face shouldered with disgusted at the sight of her monkey chimp butt smelling ass cheek face. It was ashamed that mojo monkey slapped her into oblivion and made love with the bunniehs to only have thousands of coconuts which today we call stars. Not to mention that the banana king escaped from his asscheek prison and was fleeing into jaspers nostrils to plan his revenge on the candy corn people. And that's how WW1 came to be.

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"Alright..once upon a time there was a grumpy elder, which in this clan is 17 moons of age, he was so old in fact that his hair looked like angel spaghetti electrocuted with hairspray. Which is poisons so don't shove it in any of your holes. So. Any way. This elder decided to shove a banana in his ear and prance around like lucky doo happy while his buddiehs are going to clares 20% sale, who could ever beat that. But he took out a candy cane and started to beat the other eldery because he was accused of unicorning his way over a lovely made rainbow. Which really means the man was high on something a tree gave him. But this elder found a girl named Sparkles who was actually a gorilla butt cheek ass smelling baby of the north who was planning to have thousands of kids with the fan pack with doom. Anyway they did the do and that's how I was born." he announced. Grabbing a bra and panties only to prance around like happy go lucky who won the lottery.

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"[b]DONT WORRY, DADDIEHS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY![/b]" he called from atop of there house, he wore a superman suit he was about to jump onto Margo and save the day but the vibrations caused his pants to fall down and not to mention face plant into the coble stoned roads. Ouch

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"Trees are very evil, Jasper. They poison the air and kill people with there sappy goodness." and with that csomo attempted to pick up red and walk out of the room, he had an ax with him so they could go rid the world of trees together.

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Cosmo walked over to judas in attempts to pick him up and throw him into the sun, NO. No no no, his daughter was too young for this. "YOUR TO YOUNG TO BE DOING THE DO" he screeched and also attempted to pick cairkit and shove her onto a reindeer where he will fly her away from this god forsaking island.

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"STTTOOOORRRRYYY TIME :DDDD"

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-pops out of reds spandex- wats up? Did someone eat a dino and then shit out a rainbow? I wanna play poker -dies-

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Ok, cosmo make -flys away on reds panties-

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Cosmo had to get over this, he had to get over the sudden rush of embarrassment he always would get when he sees red. So there he was standing along the rocks of the sea shore, he was planning on taking her around the island on his minny raft of extravagant he had. Not to mention have an epic poke fest when they where done.