Posts by Cosmo

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The elk happened to be prancing around the trails like a ballerina on crack when he suddenly noticed felicity. His heart sank watching her groan in pain. Dashing over almost immediately Cosmo bent his head to look at the fawn, "are you alright feli? Do you need help getting home?" he asked in a panicky voice.

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its just magic. When a mommy ball and a daddy ball disappear into the bedroom. Things happen. Things that might scare the children spirits and bring even more children into life. And thats how icecream is made kids :DD

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//hes already an elk :DD

The elk didn't have to think twice before sliding under the fawn and picking her up with ease. He made sure she could adjust slightly before he began his walk. His neck fur fluffed up slightly when he shook the relief in his neck. It was hard being an elk, how do they do it dayum.

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barren and lockie make love like the gorillas. ooooooo some Bockie kids being made here.

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thats my job -flips on shades- sweg

OMG I MARRY ALL OF YOU THAN I MAKE YOU HAVE LOVE LIKE THE BUNNIES AND THEN I HAVE KIDS :3 But no Im marrying barren and Lockie. Only because.

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//flys away like nyan cat

The elk trotted down the trails until he passed some of the houses which meant they were in da village. He continued to trot (like a boss I must add) until he reached feli's house. Back kicking the door down he walked in and lightly placed the injured fawn on the couch while he ran into the kitchen to find some peroxide and bandages.

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Ok! -marry's- yay were newly wedded! Now go watch butterfly's making love, as my wife you must do that. -shoves to computer and puts on the nature channel-

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psh I have a better ring -grabs a dead bird and wraps it around collies finger- there, its so perf :DD

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He held the dark bottle in between his teeth as he carried the bandages on his horns. He staggered over carefully, trying not to knock over any nick-knacks. He walked over and examined the wound, "This might sting feli" he warned as cosmo slowly unwrapped the bandages and poured some of the liquid onto her wound. He recently found this stuff in his cupboard and figured she had to have some to. It really helped clean an open wound out and rid it of stuff. But this was his own secret. It would bubble and fizzle as a sign it was cleaning. Cosmo threw the dirty bandages away and waited until the liquid did its job.

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS

THERE MAKING LOVE, SHIELD YOUR EYES CHILDREN

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After the fizzles have died, the elk would shake the bandages from his horns to position them beside felicity. The elk turned to grab some safety herbs he always kept with him in cases of emergencies. He lightly applied the marigold pulp as well to her wound and nudged a few poppy seeds to her. Cosmo didn't want to put anything major on her where Klondike might blow a head gasket so he just bandaged her up. "Do you want anything?" he asked, tilting his head slightly.

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oo another victim -shows diagram of balls making love like bunnies-

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"sure, felicity. I just have to run and get my cat body, i'll be right back" he replied, the elk slowly walked out of her house and returned moments later in his cat body. Cosmo jumped up onto the couch she was on and sat comfortable next to felicity.

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The elk pulled free of the lions body. Blood trickled down his horns until it slowly dripped onto his face. He never felt this way before, he trotted over to felicity and aimed to lightly pick her up on his back. "Jasper where should I take her?" he asked. Tilting his head slightly.

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no, im the child you pooped me out of the hole of misery. Wai mommy. Wai you do dat to meh?

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"I haven't um...really made a move yet.." he meowed, cosmo soon started to lie down close to felicity and place his head on his paws. The tom gave a muffled sneeze as green boogers came down from his nose. Ew.