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[justify] "Oh lordie. Did someone say cookies? Did someone say cupcakes? Oh, i'm all in, if you don't mind me. Food's all I need to keep up my energy. Hey there lovelies. Name's Cake. I don't really belong here, but i'm hungry so who really gives two flying eclairs, am I right?" And with that, he grabbed several cookies and stuffed them into his open mouth, aqua eyes flashing. The flamboyant male made several gestures with his paws. "OHHH! Best cook I've met in a while, wee girlie. Keep up the good work, and i'm sure you'll go to the food heaven soon enough." He yawned, before patting his mouth and then turning around to leave, feeling full and satisfied.[/justify]

[justify]As the ball of fire hit his fat rump, Cake grinned more, aqua eyes dancing. "Food, boy. Just give me more food. Though I have to say, your clan has definitely been the loveliest to me. Giving me all this food." He winked, and then properly left the territory in a flash, well as fast as an obese cat can move.[/justify]

[justify] Turning his aqua gaze on the next person, his grew grew wider. Heck yeah, he was interesting. Cake thought this one was interesting too. And something about him was non-mortalish. However, unlike most gods and demons, Cake absolutely adored mortals. They were the bomb. "Hmm, baby doll. Cake's my name, food's the game. Where I come from? Around. Nah, who am I kidding. I'm a god. I like to wander around a little. You don't mind, I presume? Anyways. You got food around here? That robin was good, but that was a little snack." He grinned, patting his fat belly.[/justify]

[justify] // I swear sav has two sides. ones all cute and cuddly and the others deadly and carefree. I love her XD

Feeling water pound against his rump, the fat male grins and swivels his neck around, aqua glowing eyes on the form of Savannah. "Excuse me, little chocolate strawberry, and yes, I can smell that from here. I have great sense of smell. Anyhow, let us not delve on all my talents otherwise this could go on all day! Yeah, she can be yours, that's fine by me. But i'm still gonna come around and eat her food. That's how it works, doll. Now. I'm sure you don't giving a flying éclair, but i'mma leave now."[/justify]

[justify] "Hey sugarlumps, you've got a pretty fine ass and all that, but jelly baby, I need to know your name. And what in the ancient land of gummy drops you're doing here." He chuckled, his glowing aqua eyes on the assumed joiner as the obese at waddled up, tail flickering from side to side. "Oh, by the way sweet cheeks, the name's Cake. It's a go figure, really, but eh." [/justify]

[justify] "Want to hear me personal problems, trifle cake? Well, let's get a think there, eh? For starts, yeah, i'm the fattest, dopest b*tch around corner 27. But I really don't give two flying stuffed chocolate eclairs topped with glacier cherries what you think. I just want to get it off my chest that I know what you puddings think about me." He finished his tiny little sentence with a great big grin, glowing aqua eyes remaining on Cainsmark, suddenly puffing out his chest and cheeks and proudly showing his fat off. "And truth be told, I'm proud like I would be over a chocolate fountain; over my fat. I flaunt what I got, jelly cheeks. You should too." The obese cat lifted his head as far as it could go without straining his neck muscles.

"One last thing. For those who don't know who the cookie I am; The name's Cake. And i'm the food god." [/justify]

[justify] // lol, this fat face can XD

Waddling over, with a big grin on his face, the obese cat wriggles his head, as if disappointed, aqua blue eyes glowing some more. "You got a damn mouth of you, know that? Name's Cake, sugar cube. Now. Get out." He grinned, walking forwards and conjuring several sharpened pretzel sticks into his mouth and aiming to jab them into her eyes before he would also conjure a whippy cream canister and attempt to sprinkle it all over her face to distract her, maybe even confuse her. [/justify]

[justify] Was it just him, or could he sense, no, taste the nerves and the disgust tonight? Grinning widely, her opened his mouth and ran his salmon pink tongue over his glistening white teeth before nodding at the other, aqua eyes glowing vibrantly. "Ohh boy. Welcome to this place, where they made damn good food, boi! I'm Cake, the doppest, fattest b*tch you'll ever know." He exclaimed, smacking his protruding belly with one cream paw enthusiastically, winking at the other. [/justify]

[justify] Oh boy. Cake had found food. And when he said that, he really, really, really found food. Want the exact list of what he found? Here you go. Try not to laugh. I dare you.

1; Golden cookies = 987
2; Red velvet cupcakes = 124
3; Teriyaki Chicken Sushi = 222
4; Hawaiian Pizza = 101
5; Cakes favourite: Burger stuffed pizza crust topped with chicken and beef = 666

What? Cake was astounding at finding food. What he did? He went to several places all around, and not just in Tidalclan. Once he was satisfied, the male lugged it all home, sweating. He got to Tidalclan, and released an 'oomph' dropping the several blue bags on the ground and opening them up, spilling all the packets and boxes onto the floor in a huge, huge pile. He grinned, looking around with those jolly aqua eyes. Normal people would set up decorations for a festival, but Cake was anything but normal. He nodded at the large pile, conjuring up several beanbags that colours of the rainbow.

"YO! Peeps from the clan of waves. C'mere. I set up a eating festival. Eat it all. But save all the burger stuffed pizza crusts topped with chicken and beef for me. EAT UP DOPE NATION." The obese cat exclaimed before leaning down over the bulge of his stomach and swallowed one pizza crust favourite whole.[/justify]

[justify] Clutching his heart, or at least where it would be, dramatically, the male put on a look of mock offense, letting out a shocked gasp. "I never! You just joined and yet your insulting me already! I'm not the fattest?! What planet do you live on?!" But of course, he was only joking back. But the male nibbled self consciously at some donuts, with sugar encrusted skin, studying the new member. [/justify]

[justify] "Found it in about... three hours or so. Pretty fun." He smiled, picking up a cupcake and stuffing it onto the top of his forehead, glowing aqua eyes flickering to them all, especially Gwen who seemed almost as enthusiastic as his young child self. "Well! I think I can see my food-god apprentice." Cake yelped, rubbing his belly absentmindedly and then his eyes went to Shardpaw, and he shook his head, tutting. "C'mon lemon face. Try eat some of this. It's pretty damn good." [/justify]

[justify] "I know it is. Just go with the food, baby buns, just go with the food." He grinned, shaking his head to the kitten that was obviously enthusiastic, glowing aqua eyes more vibrant then ever. He just loved it when people appreciated his food, like dang boi. People could be f*cking cute at times. Especially mortals. He wasn't one of those gods that hated mortals. It was the exact opposite. He loved them. Cake turned to Icy, tail flickering as he waddled close to her, conjuring a sugar encrusted donut into his hand and thrusting it at her, double chins waggling a little eagerly. "Eat up, trifle cake. It's really great." [/justify]

[justify] "Who doesn't, jelly baby? It's a food patrol, right? And I do get to eat, right? If so, hell to the yes. If not, then f*ck that sh*t, i'm staying here." He yelped, enthusiasim and eagerness radiating off that fat, obese male as he waddled up, glowing aqua orbs on the others. "You hot peppers look blue. Here. Have some chocolate stuffed éclairs garnished with grinded banana chips." Cake grinned, conjuring several of those and throwing them in the air.[/justify]

[justify] While sock blushed at the comments [in a good way], the obese cat roared with laughter when he saw their reactions, his cheeks turning pink with fur manipulation like the jolly, slightly scary person he was. Though, he didn't like to be scary, it was sometimes necessary, especially when peeps weren't cool and stole his food. That was a HUGE no no. "I wanna know why all of you have no voice! SPEAK UP! My ears are like turnips and porridge. I hear nothing. Anyways. You guys seem pretty dope so far. But that could just be me. I wanna here your problems. Thank you very much."[/justify]

[justify] Whipping around [as fast as a fat cat can whip] to face Bitterblue, his glowing aqua eyes widened, close to the verge of popping out of their sockets. "C'mon, seriously, cupcake?! I'm super fat, but I don't float into the sky like a balloon with helium in it, trust me, I don't. Now. Come eat. And don't worry your pretty little mind about things like rot. I can easily store it away. Trust me, trifle! I'm the food GOOOOOODDDDDDD!" He roared enthusiastically, patting his sticking out belly.[/justify]

[justify] Waddling over with a giant grin on his lips, glowing aqua eyes bulging wide as he squeezed himself into the space in-between Shotsfired and Parker, the obese cat let his gaze wander around, chuckling a little. "PLAYING WITH YOU DOPE PEEPS! Dare me anything, but don't dare me to not eat for two seconds. I can't and will not do that." He exclaimed, conjuring a donut and eating it in one nano second flat, ears pricked with interest, jolliness radiating off him.[/justify]

[justify] This wasn't a dare. This wasn't an action to annoy them. This wasn't anything special.

It was just Cake being his natural self. He f*cking loved food more then he loved his Mum, who was most and definitely dead. But drugs came a close second. Yes. He was very, very unhealthy. Obese and a drug addict. Saddo, many people thought. But that was just thoughts. He was probably the most jolliest person to live, and the most enthusiastic about food too. After all. He was the food god.

Conjuring up some stuffed éclairs garnished with glacier cherries, he stuffed them in his mouth, walking forwards absentmindedly with a content look in his glowing aqua eyes. He liked to stuff himself before he smoked. It felt so nice. After he stuffed himself, the male then conjured his cigarette, which was filled with the green weed [sock didn't properly know what it looked like and didn't bother to put 'weed' in her search history], and he lit it up at the end with a matchstick before puffing and huffing at it, leaning his pudgy back against a tree, unknowing that he was in the Dominion, smoking weed and looking f*cking.. badass??

No. Looking f*cking FAT.[/justify]

[justify] Letting out a roar of laughter as the obese cat waddled over, his aqua gaze lit up as bright as two beams, pink nose twitching a little as he laughed. "You are so fudging cute, I could eat you up! Cuter then a jelly baby! What's your name? I'm Cake, the lovely food god! Want an éclair, it'll do you some good! You're too skinny, y'know?!" The god exclaimed, conjuring several eclairs and throwing it at the other. [/justify]

[justify] "HEY! Cherrycake, I've been waiting for this for, like, ever! Hmm yeah, time to get out my pretzel sticks and whipped cream, baby, YEAH!" The obese cat screamed, wriggling his hips and conjuring sharpened pretzel stick and a whipped cream can in his jaws, stuffing his mouth with several eclairs.[/justify]

[justify] Running forwards with the sharpened pretzel sticks in his fat jaw, glowing aqua eyes swivelling around and clutching a whipped cream can to spray out to anyone who dared to come near. "WHO WANTS A PEICE OF CAKE??!" The obese cat screamed, jiggling his chins and grinning hugely. [/justify]