Posts by FEDERALHOLIDAY.

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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]"oh thank goodness! i thought you were never gonna say yes!" ed sighed in relief, glad that striker was willing to try and have some fun. "i can tell you that the options are infinite- so, m'lady- what are you interested in doing that'll get ya feelin' good?"
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]"whoa! all these nicknames are giving me headaches!" federalpaw called as he trotted over, nudging mosaiacstar's side with a purr as he sat down beside her. "hey there! i'm sad to inform you that i'm quite the square- i've only got one name, and one nickname. nice to meet you all! i'm federalpaw- but i'd like for you to call me ed, if that's alright!"
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]"lash is pretty cool if you ask me- where'd you come up with that, dude? i blame my mom for not giving me an awesome name like that," ed cast his mother a teasing and accusing glance, grinning widely at her. "i could have been something like... lightningbolt! thunderstrike! lightningstrike!"
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]Ed squinched his eyes at Whiplash and sniggered. "ha ha, Lash. How hilarious!" He leaned over to shove the cat with his saucer-like paw. "You sound like a superhero with that name. And me? I don't need to have a name like one- I was born a superhero!"
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]Now he was stumped. A scowl crossed his face as Federalpaw made an effort to come up with a superpower. "The... power of beauty? Arrogance? Big paws? I don't know. Maybe I'm just really awesome." /rushed
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]"fast? like, so-fast-i-can't-even-see-you fast?" ed's eyes lit up. "that's pretty awesome, dude!"


    /kinda low muse, sorry D:
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]do you think you could? i just downloaded american author's album oh, what a life and i feel the need to dance around like a psychopath xD
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]anybody want to thread with ed? he's getting to be at the age where he's very quick to argue and also pulling all the babes so that could be a factor in the thread xD
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]Federalpaw grunted in greeting, trotting out from the den he shared with his family and offered Sherlockholmes a big grin. The fast-growing tiger halted, actually managing to keep himself still even if he was exploding inside. "Hello, Mr. Sherlockholmes! Isn't it so funny that you ended up mentoring me? I think this is going to be pretty fun!" He offered his mentor a little dip of the head before he looked back at the dark tom. "What's on our lesson plan today, sir?"
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]Federalpaw was soon sauntering in, cheering for Gardeniabloom as he took a stand next to his mentor. Oh, boy, he was going to have fun annoying Sherlockholmes with his very presence every second of the day! "Yay, Gardeniabloom!"
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]/muahaha Federalpaw paused, thinking of the best way to attack his next reques- no, his next demand. He should probably try the polite way first- this guy was going to be a tough one to crack. "Eh- sir... I understand crouches are fundamental basics of all training that set foundations for more skillful, advanced types of hunting and battle moves, but are you sure we shouldn't try using our minds to control the planet today? Seems like a fun thing to do. See, if you already control everyone on the planet, you'll never even need to learn a crouch! Makes sense, right?" Hah! That had sounded all fancy and smart and factual to him... Federalpaw knew this guy in and out. Ed bet that all the dude needed was a few fancy words and an intellectual-person-sounding tone, and you could have anything you ever wanted out of him! This plan was solid.
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]federalpaw had just finished pestering a nest of squirrels, and he was heading home to nap when he caught sight of his mother. the apprentice paused, unsure of what to do. he knew if he spoke to her, his mother wouldn't hear him. she was deaf. and that certainly put a wrench in things, didn't it? the tiger faltered for a moment. he did know one thing, though- he certainly wasn't going to run away from his own mother. so, with a grin, federalpaw trotted towards librarynaps and waved his tail in greeting, ready to give this whole 'speaking-through-silence' thing a try.
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]federalpaw was seriously dissatisfied with the results of that little experiment. not quite sure how to face defeat, the new apprentice cocked his head, paused, then shrugged his shoulders and trotted along beside his mentor. "maybe you haven't tried hard enough, sherlockholmes. i'm sure anything is possible if you work hard enough for it. do you think i could take up public speaking and woo everyone into following me?" that was plausible enough. but he'd probably talk his mouth off, quite literally. "who taught you how to do a proper crouch? are you good at them? i bet you are. you seem like the kind of guy who's good at everything. you probably even reel bait in pretty well, don't you? you're a fancy guy, mr. sherlockholmes and i sure am lucky to be mentored by you!" maybe flattery would soften sherlock up into doing stuff for ed. "do you have a nickname, sir? i feel like we're going to be good friends, and good friends don't say your full name every time! since we're going to be good friends, i think you should call me ed. is that ok?"
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]Ed knew it was his turn to 'strut his stuff'. He knew that Sherlock over here was judging his every move and saw him as an annoying pest that he was only dealing with because his momma was Sherlock's best and only friend. While this probably wasn't true, for the moment, Federalpaw believed that this crouch would decide whether or not Sherlockholmes approved of him. It would determine his worth- whether he was something that Sherlock would detest or something that the tom might actually take interest in.


    All of this weighed down on his chest, and Federalpaw's eyes grew wide as he stared at Sherlockholmes, breathing becoming rapid.


    But if Federalpaw was anything, he was an athlete. It was in his veins. He knew how to perform, how to block everything out of his mind except the task at hand. Pure instinct. And Federalpaw did that now. One last second of fret washed over him, and his eyes wobbled in fear. Then, he was swallowing a lump in his throat and turning his glassy eyes to the same pebble Sherlockholmes had so skillfully caught. His pupils widened more, not with worry, but instead with an intense focus. His breathing slowed. He could hear his heart thumping in his chest. Every fiber of his being was determined to stride slowly, carefully, silently towards his prey, and capture it without it even realizing it's death was imminent.


    Lowering himself down, Ed narrowed his eyes and did his best to glide down the beach as quietly as he could. Every once and a while, a pebble would crackle against another underneath his paw... But it wasn't like this catch was going to run away. The tom moved forwards until he was a few feet away. Then he lowered himself even more, so that his rump was lifted in the air and his belly brushed against the ground. One... two... three... A spray of sand kicked up around him as Federalpaw pushed off in a swift blur of orange, and he was bounding effortlessly over the ground to cover his distance. And then his two saucer-like front paws were slamming into the ground, squishing the prey.


    Job well done! Proud of himself, Ed lifted his eyes, smile wide but still uncertain as he waited to hear Sherlockholmes's opinion on his crouch. Hopefully, he'd done a good job.
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]A foreign voice inside of head stopped Federalpaw in his tracks. He knew it was his mother- it wasn't that hard to recognize her voice- but one other than his own was disconcerting. The tom shook his head back and forth, pawing at his forehead before an idea struck him. His mom could get inside his head, right? Then could she hear the things in his own head? He doubted it would work- but why not try it. Can you hear me, mommy? Just in case, he waved his paw and rubbed his head against his mother's side.
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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; width: 450px;][align=center]"Whoa!" Federalcub gazed at his mother in amazement. So! I got a mentor, mommy! He's Sherlockholmes and I kind of like him. Even if he is kinda weird.
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