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    Jurassic World. A dinosaur theme park. With real dinosaurs. They found a way to recreate dinosaurs, a thing we thought we'd never see in real life. It was unbelievable. How they did it, we didn't know. But it sure was amazing.


    Katie stared out at the island before her, excited to finally see the place everyone frenzied to. The park was new and popular. Raptors. Pterodactyls. Other random dinosaurs she forgot the names of. They reached land, and everyone scrambled off of the boat. Instead of scrambling like an egg, she ran off the boat, her lilac hair flying behind her.


    "Ugh, FINALLY. We're off of that crowded boat and can actually DO STUFF." she complained, but brightened up at the fact that the sky was clouded enough to shelter them from the harsh rays of the sun.


    "Guys... What do we do first?!" she questioned the six people who gathered around. "There's so much to do here!"

    "Well, not yet. But we can test that now," Katie took her phone out of her pocket, put in her passcode, and checked for WiFi. Tapping on a few choices, she checked through the list and found the guest WiFi. "Yep, we got WiFi, Vixen."


    "Sweet, now I can watch yee dinosaur videos," Calum said, pulling up YouTube.


    "Really, Calum? We get internet after being on a plane for two hours, and you decide the first thing you want to do is watch dank memes. Wow, good choice." she retorted, sitting on the bed and scrolling through Tumblr.


    "Yes, because I was born to explore dank memes." he rolled his eyes, but shut out of YouTube and did something else.


    "Ten out of ten." she replied mindlessly, reblogging and liking a few posts.


    "So, are we gonna take a nap, like boring people, or go do stuff, like fun people?" Calum asked.


    "Or, since you weren't listening, we could go eat. I'm pretty hungry too." Katie said, looking up from Tumblr to look at everyone's faces.

    "I want to see the yee dinosaur," Calum piped up. Katie rolled her eyes.


    "How many times, Calum, the yee dinosaur ISN'T a species of dinosaur."


    "I CAN DREAM."


    "I want to go in the gift shops. That's always the best part." Katie said, shifting her backpack to a more comfortable position.


    "What toppings are we getting for the pizza? How many are we buying? One? Two? Why do I have so many questions?" Calum ranted. Katie sighed.


    "Be quiet Calum, we'll get that sorted out once we're ACTUALLY AT THE PLACE."

    Katie shrugged.


    "Like I said, gift shops. Or, we could work our way around the entire park and see everything in order."


    "But that's no fun!"


    "Being orderly is not fun how?"


    "Chill Katie, we all wanna see the raptors, don't we?"


    "Yeah, but I prefer things to go in some kind of order. Speaking of orders, where's the pizza. I'm still hungry."


    "Of course you're hungry. You're never full."


    "Wow thanks Calum."

    Cringing, Katie spoke up.


    "It's getting on my nerves. Will children stop screaming. Ever."


    "No, because you scream about me watching dank memes."


    "Be quiet Calum, you've watched that yee dinosaur movie like 3,000 times. Chill."


    "Where. Is. Our. Food?!" Calum exclaimed, banging a fist on the table.


    "CALUM! Stop, you're gonna get us all kicked out! We're all hungry! Do we look like we aren't?"


    "No. YOU CAN'T MAKE YEE!"

    "My time is NOW!" Calum yelled, grabbing his phone out of his pocket and turning the volume as high as possible. "DANK MEMES!!" he said standing up on his chair.


    "Oh my god, Calum sit down! You're attracting attention! It's EMBARASSING!" Katie said, covering her face with her hands. It was too late. Yee dinosaur was blasting out of his speakers. Katie's eye twitched, and she snatched his phone away, turning the volume down.


    "You know how much Vixen hates that, Ashton, and you did anyways! Calum, you're not out of it either!" she snapped, putting his phone in her backpack.


    "Aww, what?!" Calum whined.


    "Don't you 'aww' me! I'm an eternal flame, baby!!" she fumed, cooling down after eating another slice of pizza.

    "Gladly." Katie reached behind Ashton's head and whacked him.


    "Can I have my phone back now pleeeease?!" Calum pouted.


    "UGH. Fine, but ONLY because I don't want to hear you whine the entire time!" she said grumpily, handing over the phone. Calum went back to playing random games and taking selfies.


    "Are we going to the triceratops or the raptors, someone make up their minds."


    "Guys be quiet I'm taking an Instagram video." Calum said, doing weird faces to the camera.


    "Nah." Katie said, putting her hand over Calum's face playfully, ruining his video in the process. "I win."

    "Please don't kill the triceratops Ashton, we definitely don't need that on our first day here. We already caused a ton of scenes." Katie said.


    "TWERK ON THE TRICERATOPS!!!" Calum yelled, followed by him laughing.


    "CALUM NO YOU'LL GET US THROWN OUT!"


    "So? We're trash."


    "Oh my god Calum, no one on Instagram wants to see you twerk. You're not even twerking because you do not have a butt. No anaconda either. Your anaconda don't exist."


    "Wow thanks for being so supportive."


    "You're welcome."

    "I'm an eternal flame, Ashton, so if I hit you harder, I probably could have knocked you out last time. You're welcome, I didn't make you suffer head trauma."


    "I'M HIGH ON YEED!!" Calum screamed.


    "Of course you are. Now we gotta go to the raptors quick in case the line or whatever builds up."


    "420 yee it."


    "Be quiet Calum you aren't helping."

    "Nice one, Kyla." Katie said, giving her a high five.


    "WHERE IS THE YEE DINOSAUR EXHIBIT?!" Calum let out loudly. Katie sighed.


    "You need to chill out bro. There isn't a Yee Dino. IT'S. FAKE."


    "Why did Jurassic World LIE TO ME?!" He fake sobbed.


    "Yeah yeah, let's just hurry up."


    "The wait time... Ugh, it's so long."


    "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, GET REKT KATIE."


    "Cool story bro..."


    "YOU CAN NEVER CATCH THE YEE DINOSAUR!!" Calum yelled, running away from the conversation.


    "...I'll be right back," Katie sighed, crossing her arms and walking off to whatever direction Calum went. "Calum! THE YEE DINOSAUR ISN'T REAL! YOU ARE NOT A YEE! YOU ARE A HUMAN!"


    "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--" Calum stopped for 3 seconds to breathe-- "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee!!"


    "CALUM STOP YOU MIGHT ATTRACT ATTENTION."


    "YEE!!!"


    "CALUM THOMAS HOOD, YOU GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"


    "FIIIINEEEE!" Calum walked back towards Katie, pouty face activated. Katie shook her head and sighed. They walked back to the group, still arguing about the presence of Yee Dino.