Posts by That one shroomy guy

"Of course." Mushy said, "anytime."

"Now! To adventure... As soon as you take me to it!"

Mushy sat confidently on top of catstachio's back.

"lalalalalalalalala" Mushy 'sang' as he was getting bored.

Mushy happily continued to sing

Mushy fell off of Catstachio and his pot broke, but he fired his mustache laser at the unibrow ape

Mushy's mustache began to glow golden, and a much larger blast shot at all of the apes.

Mushy rooted himself and went underground, where the apes couldn't get him.

When the apes left, Mushy went back to the surface.
"Oh, crap, crap, crap! What am I going to do? I cant walk."
Mushy thought for a while.
"Yes! Of course! Stan!"
Mushy whipped out a mustache phone.
"Yo, stan, its time for you to repay that favor."

Suddenly a floating taco appeared out of the sky near Mushy.
"Stan! Quickly! Let me root myself on you."
Stan looked at him strangely.
"Just do it!"

A few minutes later, Mushy came flying towards the Unibrow Apes and shot each of them with his mustache laser.
"AMAZINGNESSSS"

"Okay Stan, Just hide in the trees until she wakes up, in case more bad things happen."
Stan landed and Mushy rooted himself next to Catstachio, resting his cap on her head.

"C'mon Catstachio, they big bad apes are gone." Mushy said as he continued to rest his cap on her.

"Of course, I got a ride from a magical floating taco, Im more worried about you to be honest."

"I think you should rest, you've been through alot."

Stan flew away, and as he did so a little bit of his taco meat fell of of him and landed on Mushy.
"ewwww."

"ewwww, now i got taco meat and saliva all over me!."

"Meh, I guess it's fine, smells like ice cream for some reason, so it's cool."

"Be careful out there, don't want to get stuck out there without me having te ability to summon a magical flying taco."

Mushy fell asleep

Mushy woke up.
"...Catstachio... Did you do an illegal?"