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*The audio recorder clicks on, there is static for a moment*
Whoa, this thing on? Yep I think it is.
So um, I should introduce myself I guess? Yo, the name's Judas. Yeah, yeah, like the dude who betrayed God in the bible but I'm actually proud to be named after him. It took guts to challenge God am I right? Anyways, I'm the son of SummerPaw and a buttload of other people I've never met and or give to shits about meeting. I do have an adoptive dad, his name's CainsPaw. Yeah, he's cool and all, but he isn't really "with it", ya' know? I mean, he scolds me a lot for the simpliest of things! Actually, everyone scolds me a lot.
If you ask me, everyone needs to take a chill pill I mean Jesus, just because I made AmberKit fall into a pit of cockroaches I can't prank anymore with bugs according to Ms. HospitalPaw. Oh getting off subject. Anyways, yeah, he's pretty cool and more of father to me than my real fathers that's for sure. I have siblings too but we all got split up. The only one I can really remember is EleventhKit, but....
*It becomes quite again*
Oh who needs him! That guy left for Windclan and left me and mom and dad but who cares. If he left, he obviously couldn't handle our awesomeness. Anyways, continuing, I have an aunt. LadyPaw and then cousins. ImagineKit, HollywoodKit, and the best for last, TitaniumKit. Ti is what everyone calls her by. She's a stiff, gets on to me a lot, and is super easy to get worked up by teasing, but she's my favorite cat ever. I dunno why though. She just is. Isn't friendship weird? You just go up to some random person and be like "oh, I like this one" and start doing stuff together. Weirddddd. Anyway, who else....oh Ms. HospitalPaw. The one I mentioned before, remember? Besides being ultra scary and strict, she's pretty cool.
She even took me to the beach once! Cool huh? Okay who else....DallasPaw's pretty cool. It's fun to make fun of him, you should see how angry he can get!
*giggling is heard*
Anyways, stuff has been turning upside down lately and Mr. Klondike (our medicene cat) has had the worst of it. I think I should do something to cheer up...to ur...cool off. This is gonna be fun! Be back and tell you if I do it and how well it goes! Till next time....you...recording watchamcalit you.
*it clicks off*
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