Posts by Drysi-Carys

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    [font=times new roman][color=white]Ew, babies. They cried when they pooped and they pooped when they cried. So maybe this latest on for the first moon, but that was already enough for him to think having kids would be a total pain in the arse. But then older people, adults, seemed to think differently. For them, kids were a blessing of all things, something to be happy about.


    "Congratulations." Escudo said, mostly because that was what you were supposed to say.


    [Color=transparent]#escudo

    [font=times new roman][color=white] I used to have two characters, both HPs, but now I'm back I have four, with two HPS. However two of the Clans are pretty slow, so it's fine.


    Escudo and Saskia thread? (Ahaha that's my name, it's weird to say that referring to someone else.)


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    [font=times new roman][color=white]So what was with the collar? Escudo couldn't imagine why anyone would want to wear one of their own free will, as she was apparently doing being Solas daughter and all. Plus it was pink, ergo it was hideous in the maned wolf's eyes.


    It seemed her name was Saskia, judging from Lorem and Solas greeting. And they'd be the ones to know, being the parents. Well, mother and stepfather. Saskia, he supposed, was a pretty nice name. It sounded girly and that suited the femme caracal pretty well from what he'd seen of her. Pretty, that he would admit, and with an adverse to dirt. A useless accessories that could get in the way during a fight. Yup, that all pointed to what he was tentatively guessing to be a diva attitude.


    "Escudo." He introduced himself, sitting, as he usually did recently, a small distance from the rest of the group.


    [Color=transparent]#escudo

    [font=times new roman][color=white] It's fine, I know that.


    Could you make it please?


    Sophie and Escudo thread?


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    [font=times new roman][color=white]The munchkin body? Oh no. Escudo hated the munchkin body. It was fragile, and tiny, and it was... pregnant? Holy sweet Mary, mother of Jesus, what was that unmistakable swelling of her belly? A a aah, that was fat. Totally fat. Everyone got pudgy now and then, and she hadn't been exercising the body right? So naturally she would have out on weight. He was being stupid, this was quite obviously a weird monthly bloating thing girls did or something. He'd heard something about that once upon a time.


    "Wow, that body's kind of outta shape huh?" He asked bluntly, needing the confirmation that he was freaking out over nothing. This was Nikki they were talking about. She wouldn't be the kind to get herself into that kind of mess. She was too smart for that. "Good for you, you'll be harder to squash like that."


    It was obvious enough that his casual attitude was quite faux. He wasn't really that great of an actor.

    [font=times new roman][color=white]Sometimes Saskia, the saskia writing this that was, wondered what would happen if she created a self-interest. How it might end up differing from her or not, and if it would be as air headed, tongue tied, and vaguely narcissistic as herself. She was unsure if she'd ever be able to play her bad traits properly, or as a contrast if she would be able to get her good traits showing up. Anyway, self inserts were scary and something nearly totally irrelevant to the situation.


    Escudo was getting a kick out of mentally mocking this new primadonna on the block mentally, and now as he strolled over would probably be his chance to mock out loud. He'd been such a goodie two-shoes for a while now, he hadn't been given any targets in which he could justifiably, in his own mind, say what he liked. After the last seizure, that big one, he had been itching for something stupid to do like this.


    He'd been getting shorter in his treatment of Nikki, someone who had miraculously managed to escape his enveloping curtain of contempt. Even if her stutter was annoying as fuck, if he was getting irate for her the something was going on.


    Perhaps he should just talk about it. But that wasn't going to happen anytime soon


    "Hullo there princess." His tone was casual, almost monotonous in it's normalcy, no hint of flirtation or of scorn.


    [Color=transparent]#escudo

    [font=times new roman][color=white]Twat? That already riled Escudo. It didn't help that the slow setting in of tension in his shoulders heralded a new seizure in the vague future and with the memories of last time still fresh in his mind it just put him in a foul mood that meant he was dreading what came, but was as stubborn as ever not to tell anyone what was going on. The maned wolf was on a short leash that seemed to keep with both an ad version to getting to close to people.


    "Well, who are you punk?" He answered testily. He was annoyed rather than angry at this point, as he had so much further to go until that leash he spoke of left him chain to a post without the ability to move his head.


    (I think my mood is rubbing off on all of my characters, sorry xD)


    [Color=transparent]#escudo

    [font=times new roman][color=white]
    Yeah, could Escudo be captured and tortured? Please without maiming (like ripping off legs etc) though. Would you mind if he had a seizure during the torture? It would be mostly due to his condition rather than the things inflicted upon him.


    [Color=transparent]#escudo

    [font=times new roman][color=white]
    Indeed, that was just like her to take it as a compliment. Sure, his tone hadn't suggested otherwise as he sat himself down beside her she would figure it out as events unfurled. He almost felt like Tristan right now. Which was silly, considering he wasn't flirting with Saskia at all. Still the embellishment of princess was not a usual part of his vocabulary.


    "So..." He drawled out lazily, "whatcha up to?"


    [Color=transparent]#escudo

    [font=times new roman][color=white] e fell like a sack of sand, hard and heavy against the ground. This was humiliating. Getting captured, and by the sounds of it tortured too. And who was it that had put him in such a venerable state? A ocelot of all creatures. Granted, he was young and he was far from fully trained but he was supposed to be a Cabinet Member. An important person. Someone who, you know,didn't get captured like this like a total arse.


    The male struggled to get to his paws, trying to regain some dignity.


    So great. Not only did he have some weird memories that didn't belong to him running around in his head, not only was Nikki all of a sudden pregnant from a catnip encounter, not only did he have to contend with Tristan - narcissist bastard - and Angelpaw flirting with his closest friend but now he was in Thunderclan and unfortunately at their mercy. This week sucked, to say the least.


    "It's the Bureau, you uncultured little fuck." He spat.


    (Permission to power play granted)
    [Color=transparent]#escudo

    [font=times new roman][color=white]His first thought was Hell Yes. His second thought was Hell No. And perhaps his thought was a more indecisive Maybe.


    Escudo liked mazes, but after the last corn maze event? Oh man... He did not want to have to go through that again. Even if it got him promoted, that was not an experience he really wanted to relive. He had been cold, wet, and desperate by the end of it. It had given him a nasty cold that lasted for about a week too.


    So when Mockingbird suggested partners, he unironically went to stand next to Nikki. She probably sucked as at mazes or something but if they got really lost he could always eat her. Nah, he was kidding. He might just enjoy her company. He could tell her off for getting pregnant like a total idiot too. She being the idiot that was.


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    [font=times new roman][color=white]At that reply, he rolled his eyes in response. So maybe he hadn't been expecting her to be a smart-ass but at the same time he couldn't really be too surprised. Oddly, it was not unlike something he would have said. Not that he was anything like this prissy miss though. Ew.


    "Pretty shitty, the usual. You?" He answered, still fairly nonchalant.


    [Color=transparent]#escudo