Posts by Rammstein55

*drowns in vomit*
(because she hasn't been on skype or tumblr or anything in hours)

*boops you* vic shall be here soon

oh shit. that reminds me. Babu's cat is still in the oven

so. what the d*ck are we gonna do, ladies and gentlemen, Babu and Vic?

Babuuuu. Help us do the thing

*watches with sadistic glee as your brains melt*

(BRILLIANT IDEA)
*claws my own face off in an attempt to get the vision of bugs from inside my eyes*

fine, jeez. i'll just stop talking then ;)

motherlover i thought nobody wanted to hear from my drunk ass. why do i even...
*dies*

(oh we're starting?)
beachy woke up with a great weight on his stomach. he also realized that he had a stomach separate from his head. looking at the problem, he saw an abnormally large kitten on top of him

Beachy managed to push the kitten off of himself. "Hey babu? Explain to me why there's a giant-ass kitten in the middle of... babu? Where'd you go?

"Hey, babu?" Beachy asked. "Why is your voice coming from a cat?". Beachy rolled off the extraordinarily large bed before getting stuck on the ground. "I have appendages now. that's wonderful"

(goddammitbabu. fine)
"Hey babu? Why am I a cat? And much less importantly, why are you a cat?" Beachy asked, still belly-side up with his paws idling in the air
(where's vic?)

"Right. Sound like a good idea" Beachy said as he finally managed to roll over to his side. You call for help while i try to get up"

Beachy, finally on his feet, decided that walking was far too much of a pain and adopted a style of rolling instead. He rolled up to babu and booped him. "What's going on? Is country kitty getting Mister Bubbles or not?"

"eh... i'm not too convinced yet" He said, lazily pushing Babu over onto his stomach. "This is far more fun than knocking normal Babu over" :P
(okay i'm not sure why beachy's being such an asshole)

"Hey!" beachy shouted out for anybody in particular to hear. "Does anybody wonder how this happened? or are they all set about fixing it? Who says we weren't always like this?"

Beachy stirred, rolling on top of Babu as he did so. "Hey," he whispered. "Ya hear that?"

"Hey look! a sentient tin can!" Beachy said as he attempted scampering up the creature's body before failing miserably. "Hey, Bubbles? can you pick me up and put me on your shoulder?" He asked, wiping the furball on the carpet

"thanks, Mister Bubbles" beachy said, pulling a catface straight from the internet. "and in case you haven't noticed, babu, i'm a ball for most of my days, alright? i'm not used to having appendages that i have to directly control and i can't just bounce up on him, can i?"
Beachy paused for a second, before continuing "...but you're right. i am a lazy shit. but i'm a lazy shit on some big-ass dude's shoulder!" He said smugly