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  • MOONY'S CHAT THREAD [newbs welcome]

    [fancypost bgcolor= transparent; border: none; width: 500px; font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify; color: white;]Monts The Mighty Monster hadth noticed Cuke The Sassy Licker and thrown the cucumber into a pink candy factory full of super lickable lollipops and bouncy bubblegum that's forever covered in sweet hot pink syrup that covers walls of enormous sugar cubes. Where she proceeded to squeeze all the sweetness that Cuke had ever licked out of the poor green thing's tongue and drop it into the pink syrup, making Cuke's mouth bleed with light pink liquid that also went down there while she laughed evilly.[/fancypost]

  • Rocky Ridge Stables RPG Sign Ups[Open]

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    [font=georgia][color=black][size=18]♚ Roselyn ♚ Grace ♚ Heuer ♚

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    Gender: *laughs* "Oh my God!"
    Age: "I'm eight- with a teen!"
    Personality: Always happy, Rose is just one big bundle of joy! She is quite passionate, but not on the fire level, seeing as she's not short-tempered and doesn't tend to be rude to others. She's usually pretty calm, but her cheerful temper can quickly change that. She's determined and stands her ground until she gets ripped into shreds. You see, Rose is not only the sweet girl you usually see, but she can also be quite the warrior sometimes.
    Horse(s): "SILVVY!"
    Riding Level: *shrugs epically* "I guess a nine or so! I dunno!"
    Pet(s): "Well, I guess you could theoretically call my younger brother a pet, though he's more of a pest, really..."
    History: "The day I was born, everyone wore shirts saying 'carpe this diem' and that's all you need to know!"
    Crush: "Well, you're a sexy beast..." *laughs hysterically*
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend: *pouts* "Marry me." *giggles*
    Position: "I guess you could call me a rider." *raises her riding crop and hits the air dangerously near your eye*
    Other: N/A
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    [font=georgia][color=black][size=18]♚ Silver Linings ♚
    ♚ Silvvy ♚

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    Gender: *whispers* "She thinks she's a mare, but she's actually a unicorn! Don't tell her, though, she'd be mad!"
    Age: "Seven, though her unicorn spirit surely is at least seven hundred years old!"
    Breed: "Silvvy is a Dutch Warmblood. Wow, they seem very popular nowadays!"
    Personality: "She's great, just sweats a ton and doesn't wanna let me wash her! That's just terrible!"


    Silvvy is a very calm and laid-back horse and usually listens to the commands she is given. She, however, is deathly afraid of cows {xD my imagination sometimes, I s2g}. Silvvy is extremely nice to foals. Did I mention she loves licorice? Rose only gives it to her occasionally, though, because it's no good in large amounts.


    Owner: "Um... this Hueuer girl... people say she's a little crazy... you should probably stay away from her..."
    Event(s): "Eventing."
    Riding Level: "I would give her a million rainbow whales, but uh... nine, I guess?"
    Tack:

    Display Spoiler


    [color=black][size=8]History: "She was born a unicorn princess! Can you believe it!"
    Up For Breeding: "Not at the moment!"
    Other: N/A

  • monts' thread of thingies

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  • MONTS' FREE ADVANCED TEMPLATES V.2 }}

    [justify][size=8]V.1 can be found here.


    Again, do whatever you want with them, they are free to use. If you ask me to, I will gladly edit them for you, but you can of course edit them yourself. Just don't remove my copyright. Thank you. c:


    #1


    #2


    #2.5

  • Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry


    [justify][size=8]Full Name:


    "Howdy! I'm Gwyneth Ashley Thomsen."


    Blood type:


    "I'm muggleborn."


    Family:


    "I have a rather complicated family, you see. My father Douglas is dead, I never got to know him. My mother Alia can't handle taking care of me, so I live with my maternal grandparents and visit her once a month. My grandpa David practically raised me. He's my closest family. The only other family member that I grew very close to is my uncle Adrian."


    Crushes or relationships:


    *blush* "Uh... nope..."


    History:


    "I've already told you, silly!" *giggle*


    Pets:


    "I have a six years old tomcat named Andy."


    Wand:


    "Olive with unicorn hair. Twelve inches."


    Other:


    "I'm a fifth year."


    What is your view of muggles?


    "Considering my whole family consists of muggles..."


    What is your view of muggle borns?


    "I'm one of them, so..."


    What is your view of magic?


    "Love it!"


    A friend of yours is thinking of cheating on a test, what will you do?


    "I'll try to help them with what they suck at before they do anything as stupid. If they do actually cheat, I won't do anything."


    You were fooling around and now you have broken you wand, what will you do?


    "I'll go sit in a corner and cry, then think of what to do about it."


    You are given the Elder wand, the most powerful wand in history, what are your plans now?


    "I won't even touch it! Did you even read The Tales of Beedle The Bard?"


    You were lazy and now you are in jeopardy of failing one of your classes. What will you do to fix this?


    "I am never lazy! I always work hard, listen in class, do all my homework as thoroughly as possible and read extra things that I don't have to!"


    You are being framed for something you never did and unless you find out who actually did you are going to be expelled, who do you think did it?


    "How the heck am I supposed to know?"


    After much searching you find the culprit. What will you do to "repay" them?


    "I'll throw some dungbombs at them. Classic."

  • MOONY'S CHAT THREAD [newbs welcome]

    [justify][size=8][justify][size=8]OMFG WAT DID I MISS I MISSED A LOT OF RANDOMNESS AND I'M SORRY I WAS TERRIBLY SICK AND ASDFGHJKL
    I HOPE YOU GUYS DIDN'T MISS ME TOO MUCH OR ANYTHING YEAH WAIT WHY WOULD YOU MISS ME
    ANYWAY WELCOME EVERYONE WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME AND DID I MENTION WELCOME


    I've never read Divergent or seen the movie, sounds too much like THG {one trilogy of pure depression is enough, m'kay?}. The love story doesn't sound like my cup of tea, either. So meh.