Posts by monsterous

[sub]Heyyy! I'm Monsterous, but feel free to call me Monny, Monty or whatever tickles your fancy. I'm kind of weird and socially awkward so don't get mad if I just start posting weird stuff all of a sudden because if you do then you'll wish you never messed with me, bitch. I don't have any questions whatswhoever, I know how forums work and I'm not confused at all so if you're here to help me, then goml, noob. So, like, I'm looking for some friends to rp & chat with, so, like, yeah, surround me with chocolate bars and pink fluffy unicorns and treat me like a queen or else off with your head.

[sub]EPIC ENDERMAN AVATAR //DIES OF JEALOUSY

//sits down on a unicorn and eats cookies

Hey, you seem like a cool person, Apps. Why don't you come sit on another unicorn and come visit Asgard with me? [Ever watched Thor?]

//hands cookie

[sub]@Apps - I used to play Minecraft, but I was always so freaking scared of everything... Even when I accidentally hit the wild dogs in CREATIVE MODE where I couldn't get killed. I swear I'm a bigger wimp than PewDie... Oh, and you should definetly watch Thor. It's my favorite movie. <3

But you must know Harry Potter, right?

//grabs magic wand

vexxy - Ty. I'd be happy to rp with you aswell. c:

[sub]Who needs broomsticks when you can ride flying unicorns? Or drink their blood... //evil laugh

[sub]//flies like a mudda fuckah

Heyyy! Hay Apple. Appamon. Do you? Do you know? Do you know I can? Do you know I can fly?

[sub]Alrighty. I shall be your flying unicorn. But first, I shall go get some sleep 'cause it's like 11:20 PM here...

[sub]Hai Nomer. //gives cookie

[sub]Tracking.

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"Name's Alexis Ockerman. Call me anything different than Alex, though and I will... I don't really know what will I do, but it won't be very pleasant for you."

YouTube username:

"monstergy, noob."

Videos:

"I make gaming commentaries and sometimes even vlogs. No makeup tutorials or boring shit like that, though. That's just... Yuck!"

Gender:

"I'm so sorry for you..." //fake sniffle "you need some serious diopters..."

Age:

"21, the awesomest age existant, yo!"

Appearance:

"Ah, you're blind. Now I understand why you can't determine whether I'm a girl or a boy."

Personality:

"I'm outgoing, fun, cool and always the party! But dare you piss me off, you won't forget that moment in your life!"

Dating:

"I'm single! Though I'm not very pleased about that, to be honest."

Crush:

"Well, I do have a crush, but if I told you, next thing I know is everyone pointing fingers at me and laughing, so..."

History:

"I might tell you when I feel like it."

Are you going to break the school rules:

"Fuck yeah! Just like all the awesome YouTubers!"

[sub]//waves a Czech flag

[sub]Thank you. <3

[sub]Nice form, Ducky. Just wanted to mention that Marzia is currently 21, in case you didn't know. ^_^

[sub]I'd like an Advanced Camp~
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[sub]Nope. I have a few good reasons, though. I swear! //is a pathetic liar

I. I'm inactive and I don't want to start off with a blank slate, so I want to try out for an adoption thread, but nobody wants an inactive person to roleplay their charries' kits.

II. I'm lazy.

III.

[sub]Ever seen this video?

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[sub]Oh... reaaallyyy? (:<

//creeps behind you

[sub]B-but you said that you can die happily! I just wanted to help you die happily as quick as possible. Actually I wanted you to die the most miserable way existant. #patheticlies

//sniffle

[sub]Apparently, I typed #patheticlies and it tagged this thread... Interesting...

//facepalm

[sub]Yo to the hoe to the bro!

[sub]Wai u steel mai ideas, brah?

I shall call you Pedokorn.

Just kidding, you shall be the one and only Popsie.