Posts by iforgotmypills

"The hell do you think that'll do? Give her an excuse to not eat?"

He was entirely unimpressed by the cat a quarter of his size. "Listen, I don't know what crazy physiology cats have, but for everything else, starving is cured by eating. Get some food into her, maybe that'll help better than showering her with pity."

//sorry for the confusion, he's a bear.

"Seriously, dude? You're just gonna let her continue not eating? For a supposed doctor, that's pretty not-doctory. What in the 7 circles of H*ll will sleep do for anorexia? And you better answer me properly this time, or else I'll just assume you want her dead."
//apologies for rudeness, but, well, that's how Lewis is.

He reached into his pocket, and without looking, tossed a chocolate bar at evergreen. "You'd better eat that. Hope you like dark."

"No nutrition? It doesn't *ing matter what the nutrition is, it's a psychological thing! My 3 week old cousin knows that! Also, I only assumed you weren't going to feed her, given that in the 3 times I questioned you about it, twice you simply said, 'I know what I'm doing.' Which you CLEARLY don't, otherwise you wouldn't think anorexia is about nutrition!
Oh, and I see you acting all tough, with your snarling and your slits. Lemme tell you something, little kitty, even if you'd seen and fought half the sh*t I and my brother have, it wouldn't make an iota of a difference! Come at me next time you feel like pressing 1500 kilos. If you act fighty before then..."

"What the H*ll does san mean? And no, I ain't moving, I just patted out this grass to be comfortable." he grunted, laughed, then keeled over, asleep.