and then Germany is like "Crap, france got too many forts set up, lets just cheat and go through Belgium whats the worst that could happen" and then German troops pass in to Belgium at 11 PM on August 4th. Belgium is like, "oh no help me" and then England is like, "ITS THE END OF MY ULTIMATUM b****, GET READY TO DIE" and then Germany is like "dude whats your problem" and Englands over here already waiting at the Marne River like, "my name is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, you broke my treaty, prepare to die" and then epic battles and taxis and all that great stuff happened. So then, lets skip on over to WWII and Belgium gets this letter from Germany saying "The German Government considers that the inviolability and integrity of Belgium are common interests of the Western Powers. It confirms its determination that in no circumstances will it impair this inviolability and integrity and that it will at all times respect Belgian territory ..." and so Belgium is over here like, "thats what he said last time" and so she starts re-assembling their army for defense purposes. England on the other hand is like, "Germany's starting this crap again, f*** you Hitler." and so war happens between England, France and Germany. Belgium is like, "oh no Germany is invading Poland, crap, better start stealthy getting ready" and so Belgium issues a General Mobilization and with her skill makes an army twice the size of the dutch army at the time. Then Germany comes over like "Belgium you are in my way i need to go kick Frances butt again" and Belgium is like "NOT THIS TIME" and her army and planes come out and Germany is like, "yea about tha- BLITZKRIEG B****" and then all of Belgiums technology, forts and stuff became useless as Germany bombed the poop out of them. Belgium is like "dude we had a treaty" and Germany is like "you didn't check the expiration date" and Belgium is like, "yea I forgot to check the expiration date on my planes as well, crap okay welp I surrender" and then England is over here in a bush like, "hey hey I have a boat that leads to london" and belgium is like, "okay take my refugees" and England is like, "okey. What about you?" and shes all like, "yea ill be there in a minute just go" and England is like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine" and then Belgium yells of in the distance " TAKE MY GOVERNMENT WITH YOU" and so the king of belgium and all them flee to England. Then Belgium, along with all her civilian and military buddies are going to the boats and then Germany stops them and is like, "nope you guys are prisoners of war sorry" and then they are all like, "well shoot." Then all this hardcore stuff happens and next thing you know England and belgian refugees form the "Belgian Forces in Exile" which was basically the Belgian army being trained in England and rising up secretly against the Germans. And then skip over to 1944 when Belgium is liberated by England, Canada, and America and (here comes this really emotional scene omg) just imagine a scene where England and a division go to liberate one of the P.O.W. camps and boom out comes this really malnourished and sickly Belgium going to hug England and he just stands there because hes afraid he might break her or something because she looks so fragile and omg just so emotional ughhhhhhh i wanna crei, and so anyway, then England and Leopald III whip out the Army in Exile and all this heroic stuff and then after Belgium regains some energy and health she tells part of her army to stay in germany just incase, and then that part of the army doesnt leave until 2002. Anyway, so yea Belgium and England live happily ever after the end.
