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    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]"Hmm, I'll definitely join in," the six-moon-old honorguard responded, smiling weakly. WindClan seemed to be extremely battle-orientated, something of which Churchpaw wasn't very good at. The chocolate smoke was much more of a thinker than a fighter. But a hunting patrol was always nice. No real combat when you're trying to catch a rabbit.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]Churchpaw was noticing all of these outrageous tasks popping up from her fellow honorguards. She understood that she was new to the job and all, but climbing a cliff whilst keeping an egg from falling? Utterly insane.


    The smoky-furred feline had always enjoyed nice long hikes over hills and valleys, through forests and plains. Anything that was soothing and relaxing. Thus, the six-moon-old decided that she would host one of those to hopefully let her fellow WindClanners take in a bit of peace for once.


    "Grandfather? Anyone else?"

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]1. He is the son of two successful rapists, Iwo Jima and Christmaskiller, thus being related to just about every living and deceased HP there ever was.


    Below is an old list of his relations:


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    [font=georgia]octobersky, drummajor, nightburst, spiritpaw, blazerblack, hangedpuppet, truelight, falselight, amour darling, friedrice darling, chime darling, knight darling, inkdeath darling-harbringer, maltcassion, generalcluster, frostbite darling, acantha darling, dimitri darling, christmaskiller, celestialdance, neptuneshadow, pinstripesuit, noonhigh, priscilla, renegadeblood[second tier], coppermine[leader of bloodclan], frightnight[second tier], tiresias[deputy of bloodclan], kila[third tier], vinny, evanescencespirit, haemon[ex-leader of bloodclan], backstab[former medicine cat], celandine, emptypaw, onyxdagger, afflesia arnoldii, luna arnoldii, harmony, lady, navyseal, edgarpoe, crychentzlo, soldierboy, southwestpaw, capricornpaw, cloverleaf, whitestar, willowstar, thunderwave, reindeer, cavalier, turntable, tarnishednight, brody, internationalpaw, nocturnal, wrathbane, Benniejet, colouredstar, lovelace, fawnkisses, mountainstar, skywalker, audiomachine, cheetahspeed, irony, wildfire, yhornvision, lullaby, beadedfeather, hawkstar, wrathfulrevenge {shadowclan general}, enviousdiscord {radicalclan royal guard}, westernwaste [impressionist; hp], candlelightsecrets [former impressionist; hp], popstar [leader], skydiver [former assembly member; hp], hospitalflowers [shaman; hp], citadark (toms leader), calla (toms deputy), karelia (toms mca), charades (toms mca), showerkissed (toms leader), mary (toms healer), silentkiss (toms hostess), rockyrevial/queenkit, simba [deputy], olivepaw (windclan hbga), burnpaw (shadowclan mca), rufus (shadowclan swagmaster), rosie [healer student; hp], mysticpaw [sunclan ambassador; semi-hp], merlin [wyvern squire; hp], atticus [former head medic], solarstar, fleetwind, dusksky, backstab, rollout, amazonpaw, pagannight, copycat, thornvision, juneflower, northstar, seventhyear, totalkit, flamestar, pagannight, splatteredpaw, conchpaw, nightstar, westernwaste, atticus, cremepaw, vertigo, sabrestar, roseblood {elite guard}, fang, frostbite, aerialflight, zerogravity, kitchensink, eightpaw, pridepossessions, frogsplash, oraclenight, vix, bermisse, aquabreeze {official fanclan}, rubystar {official fanclan}, nocturnalsight {official fanclan}, scythe, blackfog, splatteredpaw, backstab, solarstar, cerulean, temporalstar, akurya, rollout, amazonpaw, cliffstar, royaltrident, finalfantasy, tri, jubilate, pluxaria, twistedlies, cropcircles, auburnlight, gothika, cerberus, lords and ladies, scorpion, california, skywalker, permafrost, grim, harlequin {elite guards}, liesel roux, felix {elite advisors}, lorem ipsum, theo {elite leaders} nero, ink, berry, capone {ex leader}, pythonking, reipu, chinabelle, phantom, inferius, kazkan, sacrifice, carnivalcorpse, foefire, sorna, allen walker mortem, toxic, capone and her tree, bearkissed, cougarstar, taintedstar, dragonstar, carnivalcorpse, breakdance, salina ecuador, kinkedbeauty, firtree, kissingpaw, pictureperfect, trackerjacker, battlecry, planetarygo, skylinewish, komododragon, denglonglantern, wutheringheights, clouds, newstar, plasmaflare, forgottenstory, eveningsky, brae, marcelineflight, tweflthstar, freepaw, converselights, theron, luster, hysteria, neo, starfinder, avatarincarnation, flurryfall, sky [over warm sands and seas], desolatestar, scarredstar, thrasherclaw, rueheart, luxariantrest, solarstar, fadingstar, lithicwing, beakpaw, yellowstar, miststar, moonlightring, duskfall, firesage, hydra, cropcircles, sabrestar, morning, gravelstar, blacktwist, versepaw, bonestar, painfulmemory, clouds, cougareyes, bearstar, scythe, lycheekill, ishmael, tarnishedcoast, wishfulthinking, burnout, and all connecting family trees.


    [font=georgia]2. A conductor is a high position. They're similar to honorguards, but hold more power.


    3. Not very large, since I don't like my characters becoming kit-machines. Maybe four at the maximum.


    4. Whatever you prefer!


    5. I haven't thought about it at all. If you have one in mind, then I'm perfectly fine with it!

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]So sorry for the late reply, my dad wouldn't let me go on the computer AND I had a migraine.


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    [font=georgia]The chocolate smoke watched as more and more WindClanners filed in. Churchpaw never became tired of large crowds, but the noise they could stir up could put her in the medicine den for a couple of days. Nobody seemed to be hissing or screeching their lungs out, though, so she was perfectly fine.


    "Nothing's wrong. I was just wondering if we could host a long walk around the territory, complete with maybe tour guides. Nothing big, just a way to relax and get away from it all." She could already imagine it. Kittens stumbling close behind, learning about everything around them.


    "Oh, but we'd need a bodyguard or two, or at least an able warrior. I plan on it being a day-trip, and you never know what you could encounter for such a long period of time."

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]The honorguard watched in horror as Lee began to snap. She would have rushed to Thousand's side, but she couldn't bear to watch. After all, Churchpaw would have done the same thing, even if she loved them with all her heart.


    "I-I'm so sorry. Will you still love your kittens, even if they aren't truly yours? You can't leave them behind."

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]"I can use the two bodyguards here," she responded. By the two bodyguards, she meant the two literal ones, Lemonlime and Gwendolyn. They seemed more active than the rest, at least right now.


    "And maybe I could bring Deadwonderland as the warrior. I know she's an honorguard, but I know few warriors who would make the cut."

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]Churchpaw watched, slightly confused. She had no idea that those two had ever had anything more than friendship bonding them together. But apparently Deadwonderland and Gwendolyn loved each other. Talk about a plot twist.


    "Congratulations," the chocolate smoke meowed, not having much else to say. What would it feel like to be homosexual? Would she see the world differently? Yes, the honorguard was less focused on their relationship than she was those few questions, but it didn't matter.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]The delicate frame of Churchpaw came over, a blank expression on her maw. She sort of wanted to become a medic, but many of the kittens were better at that kind of thing than the chocolate smoke herself. Oh well, she was an honorguard and that was plenty.


    Flicking her snake-like tail, the six-moon-old watched the ferret with curious navy blue eyes.

    [fancypost borderwidth=0pt; font-size: 11px; text-align: justify; width: 375px;][font=georgia]"So all of WindClan gets their own personal den?" the smoky-patterned feline questioned, head tilting. She had only heard Gwendolyn's announcement and nothing else, so it only felt natural to clarify. Churchpaw had always kind of liked sharing dens; it felt safer. But now she'd get to do all she wanted with it.