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    Shall we just have them watch the sunset and skip to the next day other than Roleplaying the way home and all the proceeding? XD Just skip to them pulling into the drive at Cronus's parents house and Kurloz is there preening himself in the rear view mirror XD]]



    Kurloz nodded to Cronus as he told him what flavour he wanted, and he payed up as the dude at the counter, who handed him the cones, and he passed the vanilla one to Cronus. "Sure, I've never seen a sunset, anyway" he replied, which was true. He'd never really been out in the sun that much, which would explain why his skin was almost paper white. The sun was gradually lowering, orange pooling around the sky and fading into almost purple, inky darkness. The reflections on the water were almost mesmerising, with the waves licking gently up the shore, and Kurloz just sort of stood there and stared at it, ice cream forgotten and dripping down his fingers.

    Kurloz just nodded, standing up and padding over to the sink, cranking the hot water up and starting on the dishes, while Sam stared at Eeva skeptically, but he soon smiled and nodded, shutting his eyes and completely trusting her, which really was quite upsetting when you realised that he completely put all his faith in the fact that she wouldn't make him do anything he didn't want to do. The red grub was just smiling contently, eyes squeezed shut, up on his back legs as he waited for her.

    OK :)
    Thinking he's so clever, I love that XD]]


    Kurloz almost rolled his eyes at that, but only because he felt his cheeks flush as he sat beside Cronus, not like he had much choice if he didn't want to. He was still holding his hand, soon resting his head on Cronus's shoulder as he licked at his ice cream slowly, paying attention to all the colours as the sun slowly dipped and melted away behind the tides, and black and blue darkness spread through the sky like smoke. "You're so cheesy I can smell it" he remarked, smirking up at him.

    Omfg Eeva just
    http://ifunny.co/fun/waaQ9ICf2
    I can't stop laughing.
    I just cannot]]


    Imma go ahead and skip to the next day...



    Kurloz was seriously panicking now, because seriously, Cronus was clean and fresh and innocent with nearly no tattoos and no piercings and normal hair, and then there was him...Tattoo sleeves, shark bites, two industrial piercings, an 8mm stretcher in one ear, and five more holes through the cartilage of his ears with hair that looked like he just had live wires shoved up his ass. He was a fully-fledged male in super skinny black jeans, purple combat boots and a hoodie with a skeletal structure printed all over it, in a girl size. Great. He looked awesomely masculine. He was busy trying to look normal as he attempted to get his hair under control in the mirror of the car, scowling at himself.
    "Cronus, they're going to hate me" he insisted. "I can't even remember their names, and you've told me fifteen times already"



    Cronus's mother thought differently, and she was busy rushing around and making sure everything was in order and her cheese flan wasn't burning, and that the throwing cushions on her sofas were straight. She stood back and whipped her long black curls over her narrow shoulders, raising an eyebrow and looking at herself in the mirror. She stopped by a huge mirror strung above a dresser on the wall, applying another three layers of bright fuchsia lipstick and a lick of black mascara. Her name was Zeraphina, which was painted across a large photo on one wall, one of her and her husband, who was obviously Cronus's father, along with his name next to it. Needless to say, she was rather narcissus, and she smiled wide at herself in the mirror, pursing her lips and admiring her dress. It was sleeveless and black, dropping in a waterfall skirt which split down one side to reveal most of one leg. There were parallel fuchsia stripes down either side of her chest, and by the look of her house (it was more of a mansion) she was extremely wealthy. It had more than 15 rooms, two of which contained pools and hot-tubs, and a minibar. "I bet Cronus has scored the most gorgeous hunk in the planet, for sure!" She announced loudly to her husband, the 'sure' sounded a lot more like 'shore' , "tall, dark, handsome...Rich...From a background of actresses and businessmen, what do you think?" She yelled at him again, exaggerated as usual. It was easy to say, because she got all her money from acting and modelling. "Only...It'd help if I could remember the boy's cod-damned name..." She mumbled, and again, 'boy' sounded more like 'buoy'. "Carlos, was it? Oh, I don't know. He'll introduce himself when he gets here" she rambled.

    It's gonna be the cutest ever with little toddler Sam running around <3
    He's like, "My parents are humans and I'm an alien oh wow" can you imagine Eeva and Kurloz admitting that he's an alien? XD ]]


    Sam squeaked in protest, but he simply sighed and pouted as Eeva turned the water on and asked him to be good, so he sat still and huffed, grumbling at the water. "Don't like bath" he announced in perfectly structured English, obviously. Kurloz reminded them if his presence when a loud 'Crash!' Was heard from the kitchen, and he soon responded with a classic, "Whoa, motherfuçker, you need to calm your shît down" before he padded into the bathroom and smiled, shrugging. "Frying pan" he announced.

    Areoné let her face be lifted without even an ounce of protest, staring up into the perfect face of her love for what she knew was the last time, what she knew she must imprint into her memory, treasure, never lose. The last she expected, however, was for Kynell to kiss her, and she felt her wet eyelashes flicker open as wide as she would allow, but only for a mere second, before they fell shut again,,and she adored every long second of it, falling limp as a corpse, her limbs and dress in a broken pile on the floor. She only braced when she felt the arms of the Empress around her shoulders, from fear of collapsing altogether, and she felt her heart's flame ignite again, into the most beautiful inferno.


    Then it was gone, and she was still so dazed that she didn't feel the wire on her throat until it was pulled enough to cut her skin, and with that, her mouth fell open and her eyes grew wide. She didn't make a sound, not until Kynell told her that she didn't love her. As though struck in the heart and not her neck, she let out a strangled sob, a necklace of blood dripping from her neck and splattering onto her dress and down her arms, trickling from the ends of her delicate fingers. She was silent then, her curls hanging over her limp shoulders, and as soon as Kynell released her vice grip, her body fell to the floor like a broken puppet, a doll with snapped limbs. Her lips were parted, her eyes were open, her face stained and wet, but she looked as innocent as she was at her birth, so pure and untouched, no matter the scum that she was.


    She should've known, she knew it somewhere inside her, that Kynell could never love her, that she was too loyal to the laws of the Hemospectrum, but she just held every shard of hope she she could possibly gather and held them dearly, wishing and hoping, praying for a miracle. She just loved, like the fool she was, like the gullible fool she always was, but she could never be angry with Kynell; she adored her too much. If she would've been better to her, impressed her more, tried to be more beautiful, being what Kynell searched for, then maybe she could have loved her?


    Perhaps, but Areoné knew it wasn't a waste of time, because she had known what it was like to love, even if she wasn't loved in return. The dreambubbles were a wonderful place, she realised. She could surround herself with her memories of Kynell, so she just sat and remembered the kiss, and she smiled. She let tears drip from her eyes slowly, but she smiled as she sat, her hands clasped in her lap, deep scars in a perfect band around her neck. She knew she would lose Kynell. She didn't really feel prepared for her love to take her life, but it was a blessing, really, so that she didn't have to live with the feelings. She was free. She had nothing to be sad about, she told herself; she had told the Empress how she adored her, her job was done. So she smiled.


    Abdiel looked up at Evanth, contemplating for a few moments, and he gave a single nod, "Just to be sure...Perhaps go and search for any signs of where she may have gone? Maybe if you see her, just ask if she really feels as depressed as she looks. You don't have to, of course, if you find it to be a bad idea" he very much suggested, not treating it as an order in the slightest. He was prepared to leave the party or call it off entirely to go and console his wife should she need it, although he seriously doubted that she did. He lowered his eyes, and whispered to her in an even lower voice, "Am I the only one who can smell blood? Or is it this human 'wine' that we have being presented with?". The prince's ear fins twitched and fluttered slightly, but he shrugged slightly, although he was visibly tense. He could smell blood. Shed blood, not blood in veins. Maybe Kynell just went on an angry rampage and killed a lowblood prisoner or something. Yes, she did that, it was obvious. What was he worrying about?

    I found more plots.
    imagine your OTP in a fight and person B yells ‘GO TO HELL, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!’ and A, being the big nerd they are, starts singing ‘Go to Hell For Heaven’s Sake’ by BMTH.
    (That is totally me XD)


    Imagine your OTP doing karaoke and singing Summer Loving from the Grease soundtrack. Bonus points if they are a same sex couple and bicker good-naturedly over who sings which part.
    (That one's for Cronus XD)


    This one is gorgeous ;-;
    Imagine your OTP with a box of candy sweethearts. Instead of eating them, they have fun exchanging them and reading the cheesy sayings such as ‘Text Me,’ ‘Be Mine,’ ‘Love Bug,’ etc. Person B hands A one that says ‘Marry Me,’ though A simply laughs it off. B hands them another one with the same saying, and then a third, causing A to pause. They look up at B, confused, but B simply gets down on one knee, pulls out a ring, and asks A to marry them, for real.
    (Why can I see Kurloz doing this though? XD)

    Donnie? Roderick? Carlson? I have no idea XD))


    Kurloz looked just about ready to die as he got out of the car, but he managed a smile as Cronus told him that they'd leave if anything was said, and he shook his head, "I'll be fine. If they ask about my family, I'll just say I don't see them much. If they're anything like you, I'll be fine..." he assured himself.


    He seemed to relax when Cronus's father was the one who answered the door, and he tried to stop slouching and stand straight, suddenly conscious about stupid things like if his paint was smudged, and he flinched hard as Zeraphina made herself apparent by stomping loudly to the door in her heels, practically shoving her husband out if the way and freezing.


    Kurloz squirmed under her sight, and she stood there for a moment, before a huge smile cracked onto her face.
    "Oh. My. Glub. Look at him! He's so cute! Ain' he the cutest thing, honey?" she asked, elbowing her husband in the ribs, and Kurloz winced for him. "Oh Cronus, ain' he cute?" she repeated, like Cronus didn't see Kurloz every damn day. She took hold of his narrow shoulders and kissed his cheek, giggling, "Better be careful, don't want to smudge your get-up" she rambled, referring to his paint.
    "So, your name...Carlos, is it?"
    "It's Ku-"
    "Don't talk much, does he?"
    Kurloz could've sworn he heard Cronus's father mumble, "that's because he can't get a word in edgeways" but he just smiled at her, and she put a hand on her chest, "I'm Zeraphina, I'm Cronus's mother, but you already know that don't you, silly me! Come in, I made flan! You like flan, right? Cheese ain' gonna puff your face up and kill you is it?"
    "No, Mrs.Ampora" he replied as she literally took hold of him and dragged him into the house.
    "Darling, call me Zeph. You're adorable, I love you already!" she announced. Zeph stopped suddenly in the hallway, taking a deep sniff, and pulled a face, eyes wide, still holding Kurloz. "Wha- Oh shît, the flan!" she yelled, teeth gritted and her made-up eyes wide. She turned around, looking rapidly from side to side, and she thrusted Kurloz's body at Cronus, "Here, hold him!" she commanded, racing into the kitchen.


    Kurloz flopped into Cronus's arms, looking dreadfully overwhelmed, and he stood up, coughing a little before he just wrapped his arms around Cronus's left arm, staying close to him.


    "We might have to get pizza...Unless anyone likes cremated quiche" the woman reported, coughing as she wafted smoke in the huge kitchen. "Jesus, it's like Satan's armpit in here!"
    The woman was...Eccentric, to say the least.
    "Your mom seems...Overjoyed" Kurloz managed to say.


    I'm sorry, I just had to make Cronus's mom excitable...They're so funny, embarrassing mothers]]

    Kurloz shook his head to the question, "the mirthful silence broke, when it got it's crash on and stuff, but all's in one piece" he confirmed, watching Sam as he scowled, and Kurloz chuckled at him, attracting a growl from the bug. "You want me to do anything?" he asked, watching Sam as he eyed the duck suspiciously. The grub poked it, and giggled hysterically as it squeaked back at him, seemingly forgetting how angry he was at the water.


    oh my gosh yes XD]]

    Zeph shook her head from in the kitchen, yelling in response, "I wasn't crushing him, was I, Kurloz? You tell him" she replied, soon erupting into a fit of coughs and hacks. She wafted a towel at the smoke and it soon threaded out and cleared up, and she returned to the two of them with a huge smile and black hands from the soot and ash. "We'll have to go out and get pizza...We can take the car so it won't be long. What kind of pizza do you like?"
    "I'll just have what Cronus wants" Kurloz replied, as usual, and Zeph 'aww'd.
    "He's so damn considerate, eh? No wonder Cronus can't stop talking about you all the time! You're darn perfect" She observed, realising that she forgot about her own son.


    Turning to Cronus, not waiting for permission, she slammed several kisses all over his face, holding his cheeks in her hands like she did when he was young. Kurloz had to bite his tongue to hold back laughter at all the lipstick imprints on Cronus's face. "So, what do you want? You like that one with the cheese on it, right?" She asked, not fully paying attention as she scrubbed black from her palms with a handkerchief. "Carl, I'm getting pizza. Are you coming?" She yelled, grabbing a pair of keys from a dresser top, spinning them around a thin finger. "Make yourselves at home, Cronus'll show you where everything is, won't you, baby?" She said, looking over at her 'baby', who must have been more than 5 inches higher than her. She didn't wait for Carl as she opened the door, stepping out and leaving it wide open.


    Kurloz nodded to Cronus, "yeah, I'm fine. Your parents seem nice, anyway" he said, after shaking the hand of Cronus's father, telling him that it was nice to meet him too. He looked out of place against the grand design of the house, to say the least, but the house was beautiful.

    Go for it! Q^Q
    I love the relationship Kynell and Areoné have, it's so powerful, and Kynell's emotions are brilliant!]]



    Abdiel gave a great sigh as he drowned what little remained of his drink, placing the glass carefully on the tablecloth, and he stood up in a single, graceful movement, and he gave an affirmative, yet grateful nod to Evanth, smiling slightly at her as she placed a hand on his shoulder. He took her hand gently, kissing it feather light just above her knuckles, the contact lasting only milliseconds before he pulled away and let go. "Thank-you. Be safe" he said quietly as she left. With that, the prince turned on his heel the small crowd surrounding him.
    "Alas, I bid you all a warm farewell...I must tend to the Empress. It seems she has exited the party..." He explained, almost apologetically, his smile nearly faltering, and he kissed the cheek of each female in the group, with not even a speck of the feeling that he had when he kissed Evanth's hand. He shook the hands of the men, and gave a bow before he departed, walking proud and tall to the door.


    As he swung the door open, a scowl formed on his face immediately, and he tugged on the lace ruffles spilling from the neck and cuffs of his fitted suit jacket, eyes scanning and his ear fins flattening against his head, black curls framing his stern face perfectly. The joyful glint in his dark fuchsia optics was gone, replaced with a dark displeasure, and he flexed his webbed fingers before setting off to locate his wife. He already had a decent idea of where she would be, making assumptions in his mind and ruling out certain locations. This was the only problem with living in such a huge hive; there were so many places to hide away and sulk, and searching through them all would take an agonisingly long time.


    He swung open a few doors on the way to her bedchambers, knocking on another few (before opening them) and he was becoming gradually more agitated and distressed as he stormed down the halls. "Darling? Kynell?" He called out, hopeless, and he gave another loud sigh. The Seadweller rubbed his temples with two fingers, shaking his head as he approached her sleeping quarters, and he cleared his throat before giving five firm knocks on the door. Of course, she could ignore him (and probably would) and he would only be yelled at if he persisted, but he stood there and folded his arms. "Darling? Come on, what've I done? What has anyone done?" He called out, rolling his eyes at the silence, before reminding himself that it wasn't her fault; Kynell hadn't even so much wanted a party, she had sort of...Agreed to his wishes, and he scolded himself silently.


    Abdiel turned and walked through the halls aimlessly, trying to get a trace of her perfume-like scent, or the fragrance that surrounded Evanth as he padded, still stood fully erect and proper. He narrowed his eyes as he tried to make out an apparent shape in the murky shadows, and he let a smile form on his lips as he spotted two figures, immediately presuming one of them to be his wife. He raised a hand high and waved slightly, lowering his arm abruptly as he walked to them, silently relieved that what he had found was, indeed, the Empress. Upon habit, he bowed as he reached them, offering a nod to Evanth in greeting (and almost apology) as he turned away from her, a forced smile on his thin lips.


    "Kynell, darling, you've had me worried sick, honestly!" He lied outright, of course he was concerned, but more so about what the volatile, lethal woman was up to, not her wellbeing or health; he knew she could defend herself in her own castle. "Everyone is wondering where you've gone...I am calling an end to the party very shortly, in a matter of minutes, in fact. What on earth is bothering you?" He asked gently, taking her hand in both of his and holding it almost dearly, looking her straight in the eye. She was beautiful indeed, but for some reason, she did not strike him even half as much as Evanth did, even with her authority and looks, he was just not as mesmerised by her as he was by her advisor.


    He did not touch her further, not pull her into his embrace or hold her shoulders, he simply stood there with her hand in his, a much confused look on his face as he looked her up and down, not even bothering to question why she had changed, for she would probably snap or ask (rhetorically, with great sarcasm) why she couldn't change if she desired so. "I have not upset you, have I?" He asked, hoping to the gods that he hadn't, because if he had, she would probably expect him to actually have an awareness to what he had done, and he had not even a trace of an idea. He replayed today's schedule in his head, repeating the things he'd said and done to her or with her, then when he found nothing triggering, he replayed the last week. He was unable to find anything that would upset her to this day, but you never really knew with Kynell, with her constant stoic persona and her grand image.


    Of course, he didn't have any idea that she'd just murdered her one true lover, either. "Where is that lowblood you left with? What business did the diminutive little ingrate think it had with you, anyway?"

    Sam didn't really protest to anything as Eeva scooped him into the towel and carried him off, he just shook his head around to get the water droplets off, and looked up at her as he was placed on the bed, and Kurloz just sort of padded after them after squeezing the duck for a few moments, giggling like a child at the squeaks that came from it. He didn't really seem to so much as notice when Eeva just stripped down, because that was quite obviously what he considered 'normal', especially when you were dating, as he presumed they were. Heck, his own brother walked around the house in nothing but his underwear for weeks on end, and Kurloz pretty much did the same. He also wasn't afraid to admit it. Horuss had said, "That's absolutely disgusting" and Meulin had scoffed and rolled her eyes, responding with, "Horuss, they're MEN". Horuss had insisted that he too was a male, but refrained from doing such things, to which Gamzee had said, "You? A guy? THAT'S questionable". Gamzee got three broken fingers that day.


    Kurloz just said, "So, that's what kind of house this is? Motherfuçking miracles of...Miraculous...Miracles...Heh" to which Sam responded with a squeak, and a repetition, "miracles!" He managed, after several attempts, and Kurloz just laughed, literally standing there and whipping off his shirt, padding into the kitchen and tossing it in the washing machine before returning to Eeva and Sam with probably the most relaxed look on his face. Sam repeated 'miracles' over and over, which amused Kurloz, until he took a decent look at Eeva's wounds.
    "Don't go forgetting to put that stuff on it...That cream that Mina gave you or whatever" he instructed lightly, collapsing onto her bed. Sam crawled onto his chest, and Kurloz just smiled at him, petting his hair.


    Mostly distracted with Sam, the male added, "Oh, you have a great body, by the way" with a smirk on his face, and Sam squeaked as though to say, "Damn right!" Before he went back to batting Kurloz's curls away from his eyes, failing as they just sprung back up.

    Zeph was next seen speeding down the road in a bright fuchsia Ferrari, 'Bubblegum Bitçh' by Marina And The Diamonds was booming from huge speakers and open windows, with Zeph looking completely enlightened.


    Kurloz wasn't really too bothered, because his mom was pretty much the complete opposite; serious, uptight, strict, proper and really quite boring. Or at least she was the last time he saw her. It was nice to have someone who was truly happy and didn't care what anyone thought of how she stayed happy, she just did it because she didn't want to be depressed. "I like her, she seems nice" he replied, looking over at Cronus, "Sure, they shouldn't really be that long, anyway. His house if freaking huge!" He added, looking around at all the grand art on the wall and feeling his eyes widen. Photos of the family clad the walls, along with fancy wallpaper and satin curtains. It was luxurious, to say the least. He padded after Cronus into the living room, taking a seat on one of the several huge sofas, waiting for a few moments for Cronus to sit beside him, before he leaned over and kissed him on the mouth, eyes shut.

    Omfg bro.
    So today, me and my mum were shopping, and she was like, "Go get shampoo" so I was like, "K." And I ran off on my Kurloz legs to go get some, and there was this huge shelf of this stuff called 'Aussie' with this kangaroo for the logo. So I walked up, and on this PURPLE bottle, I shît you not, it legit said, "Aussie: Miracles shampoo" and I stood there with it in my hands, my eyes like, O^O, and I just literally whispered, like some kind of freak, with Slipknot blasting from my headphones,


    "Emily was here"


    It just reminded me of Gamzee and then I thought of you and I was like, "Oh my god. She's been distributing and mass-producing shampoo"


    I swear to god.
    It was fûcking magical.
    I am so fuçking happy.
    And it smells great.
    Congratulations Australia.

    Kurloz nodded as he sat up with Sam in his arms, placing the grub on the bed and stretched, taking the cream in his hands and reading the instructions, completely ignoring them as he squeezed a generous amount onto his hands and started gently smothering it over the dark bruises on Eeva's ribs, being gentle so it didn't hurt. "Yeah, my cheek's fine. Can't even feel it. It'll be better when they get the stitches out, you can feel the thread with your tongue and it's really freaking annoying sometimes".

    I just realised...Where the hell is Eridan? XD]]


    Zeph felt her eyes narrow as she drove, her huge smile fading into an animated frown, "For crying out loud, Carl!" She replied, as though it was his fault, "Of course I didn't bring any glubbing money; you know I don't carry cash!" She lied. She carried cash all the time. "I didn't bring my bank card either" she rolled her eyes and swung the Ferrari into some random person's drive, reversed, and spun it round and began driving back. "At least you noticed before we didn't get far" she mumbled.
    Meanwhile, Kurloz was pretty content with Cronus, letting his arms slip over his partner's shoulders as he just practically fell limp, leaning into him. He stayed there for a matter of moments, before he managed to move a leg to the other side of Cronus (which wasn't hard because this sofa was obviously made to seat probably 5 people) and only pulled away briefly to straddle his hips, soon connecting their lips again.

    Abdiel stood there with a look of almost questioning in his face, although the holding of his tongue obviously made it proven that he really did know better than to further press Kynell, so he simply gave an affirmative nod. "The lights, of course. Apologies, it was merely for those with worser eyesight, should there have being anyone with such an issue attending" he explained, which was actually the truth, for the first time this conversation. "As long as the issue is not me, I shall retreat my attention from your current predicaments. Now that the lowblood is taken care of, I shall go and call off the party..." He said with almost regret. As Kynell mentioned her intentions to return to her chambers, he replied with a simple, abiding, "If you insist, my love. I shall return to you soon" he promised, giving a bow as he always did.


    As the Empress left, he turned to Evanth and pinched the bridge of his nose, shutting his eyes tight and groaning quietly, resting his weight on one foot with one hip jutting out. It was the most relaxed position he'd been in all night. He sighed audibly, before opening his eyes and tugging the collar of his shirt as he turned his attention to Evanth once again. "Honestly, I love her, but loving her requires emotion, and reaching her emotion is like guiding a rat through a concrete maze" he expressed, fully assuring himself that Kynell was far away enough not to hear, and that he was quiet and hushed enough, just to be safe. A mere animal could smell the doubt in his voice during his last sentence, and he was almost positive that Evanth was intelligent enough to realise that he was lying, despite him not knowing about her sensory advances.


    "I mean, I know I'm not an open book, but she really could at least tell me things. I appreciate privacy, as I should, but sometimes I just feel...As though...Everything is a waste of time. An ugly structure built on lies...That isn't what anyone searches for in any relationship, surely?" He very nearly asked her, automatically presuming that she had experienced such a relationship, or that she at least knew what he was talking about. Evanth was good at that, he had realised, emotions. She was not sympathetic as such, but she had empathy, however much she masked it, she understood, for lack of a better phrase. Or at least he told himself she did, to keep himself from feeling completely alone.


    "Well, you do not need to hear my problems, anyway. I suppose I should call off the party..." He concluded, looking away down the hall to where the entrance of the ballroom was. "I'll clean everything away tomorrow...I sincerely cannot find the motivation at the given time" he admitted, "are you going to join me?" He asked, hoping for some reason that the Advisor would. He set off with a limp stride, almost no authority in his step or his expression, and he let himself look so completely troubled, for the first time in his life. That was, until he approached the door, and as though on queue, Abdiel straightened, standing at 6'5 even without the addition of his horns, and he coughed slightly, flattening his shoulders and erasing his face of emotion.


    The prince threw open the doors, and as everyone turned to look at him, he forced a smile onto his lips, holding out his arms for a moment as though to greet them. He didn't stop as they asked his name, even as the crowd reached out as he ignored them. He simply continued walking until he had gathered a glass in one hand and a teaspoon in the other, continuing until he was at the end of the room, in everyone's attention. He tapped the glass five times to gain the attention of his crowd, and called out in a clear voice,
    "Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a great resent that I call an end to this party. I thank you all dearly for your gifts and company, and I await the day that we can gather like this again"
    It was simple and short, but it did the job, and it was all that he could muster. He let his short, tight curls fall around his face with not a care as he felt his body slouch, and he placed the glass and the spoon back on a table.


    People muttered and mumbled, but soon began to leave.


    Abdiel proceeded to look over at Evanth, raising his eyebrows and shrugging slightly despite his usually formal nature, and he stepped over to her and tried to smile. "Well, that's that over with, I suppose" he concluded, and he pinched the bridge of his nose and shut his eyes briefly, rolling his tight shoulders. "I suppose I should return to Kynell, see what on earth is truly bothering her" he almost groaned. He placed a hand gently on one side of Evanth's face, and leaned forward slightly to press a feather-light kiss to her cheek. "Thank-you for everything" he said sincerely, letting his hand cup the soft flesh of her cheek for a moment longer before he let it drop, a sad smile on his face. "I hope you sleep well, my dear. I shall see you again when the moon rises" he told her, meaning to call her his friend other than dear, but tongues slip. It was satisfying, almost. He turned to leave, pacing across the room and pushing open the door.


    He padded down the long hallways with trouble and confusion etched into his face, fuchsia eyes dark and his fins drooped slightly. As he neared Kynell's door, he stopped, forced a neutral expression, and knocked 5 times. "Kynell, darling, entry permitted?" He asked, almost mocking himself; here he was, asking for permission to his wife's bedroom. What kind of relationship was this? He sighed quietly, forcing a smile and awaiting her reply.





    Just added a bit of advancing. I was also wondering, could I draw Kynell, maybe? I just love her design, but of course, I wanted your permission first]]

    Sam was busy trying to lick the cream off Eeva, and Kurloz just laughed and nudged him away, to which Sam huffed and pouted. "Hey, it's for your own good little bro. Don't want you getting sick and stuff"
    "Hungry" Sam informed him, and Kurloz was too busy making sure he covered all the bruises on Eeva's side.
    "Food!" He commanded, and Kurloz just looked at him all chilled like,
    "OK, little bro, we'll get you some food in a minute, wait a sec"
    Sam growled and pouted. Kurloz just nodded to Eeva and kissed her cheek,
    "You seen Donnie Darko? You'd love that movie" he asked, knowing that it was probably a bit grim and tragic for Eeva. And not very appropriate for Sam. But he was pretty sure Eeva would still like it.
    "Might wanna keep Sammy away, though, it's a bit...Well, I mean like, it's a not a fully fledged porno or anything! It's just full of kids with my language patterns" he mumbled, laughing after.
    Sam crawled into Eeva's lap, and looked up at her with huge eyes.
    "Food now?" He asked, crawling up so his front legs were on her chest, and he was stood up as tall as he could go. Kurloz lowered his eyes; he got all the growling and shît, and when it was Eeva, the kid was an angel. "Stop bothering your mommy. Daddy's gonna get you some food. Come on" he retaliated, scooping Sam into his arms and padding into the kitchen.
    "Applesauce" Sam suggested, and Kurloz nodded.
    "Sure thing, whatever" he said agreeably, taking out the jar and opening it, placing it on the counter to get a spoon.
    Before he could, Sam was in the jar, licking up the sauce.

    XD


    Zeph scoffed, looking over at him, "the house nearly was on fire! If you'd have been watching the glub-damned flan, then-OH MY GOD" Zeph swerved the Ferrari as the screams of a petrified child rattled through the windows, and she narrowly avoided smashing head-into it. "See? This is what happens when you distract me! I nearly killed someone! Honestly, Carl...It's a good job I was paying attention to the flan AS WELL AS Cronus's boyfriend, or the house WOULD be on fire, and you know our insurance can't cover all that crap" she rambled, pulling into the drive and slamming the door of the car as she climbed out. "Ah, Eridan, dear, you're home!" The woman gathered, throwing her arms around the skinny boy who was just approaching the door.
    "You're wearing those hideous jeans again...I buy you designer clothes, Eri! Gucci and Prada...And that scarf..."
    "W-well..."
    "The flan died, thanks to your father. We're getting pizza. Oh, Kurloz is over"
    "Ku...Cronus's freaky boyfriend?"
    Zeph smacked her son up the back of the head, and he whimpered.
    "He is NOT freaky. He's...He's...What is he, Carl?" She asked, and Eridan snorted.
    "He's a transvestite, that's what he is"
    He got another smack.
    "You can't talk! You own dresses and makeup. Sure, his jeans are tight, but at least he doesn't own lolita getup"
    "How do you know he doesn't own a dress? He's covered in tattoos and loads of queer-"
    "Plus, he has nice legs. An ALTERNATIVE, a punk, that's what he is...A band junkie, ya' know, a metal head...Literally..."
    "Nice legs- mom, that's disgusting. How come Cronus can have THAT thing over but I can't bring Sollux?"
    "Sollux is an annoying shît, that's why"
    "At least Sollux BATHES"
    "Eridan, please. He bathes. You should see how shiny his hair is"
    "Cause it's full of GREASE and old food-"
    "You better get used to him and BE CIVIL, for glub's sakes. He's staying the night"
    "WHAT?! I won't be able to sleep! Cronus will be sexing him up all night and it'll be loud and-"
    "ERIDAN AMPORA!"
    "But it's TRUE!"
    "Shut up and get in the house"


    Zeph shoved her son through the door and walked past the living room door, stopping to lean in,
    "False alarm, boys, CARL forgot- oh...Am I...Um, ha..." Zeph stuttered daintily, and Eridan walked up behind her, poking his head in, dropping his iPhone.
    "DEAR GOD!" The 15-year-old screamed, cringing.


    Kurloz didn't even hear the yelling from outside, his breath hitching as Cronus pulled on his hair, and he was in the process of rolling his hips down against his boyfriend, until he heard Eridan scream, to which he flinched violently and grabbed hold of Cronus, forgetting being sexy, fear sparking in his eyes and hugged close to his partner like Satan himself was coming for him.


    "Now look, you scared him, you twit!" Zeph scolded, and Eridan gagged,
    "Have some DECENCY. This isn't even your house-"
    "Eridan, CRONUS obviously started it. In fact, I'm quite surprised Cronus isn't on top...Honestly, honey, I thought you'd at LEAST be a dom-"
    "Oh my god, mother..."
    "What? Kurloz on top of Cronus, I just...I can't...SEE it..."
    "That's because imagining your son's SEX POSITIONS isn't something you should be imagining"
    "..."


    Kurloz was practically burning up, hiding his face in Cronus's shoulder and leaving him to deal with the situation like the wonderful, supportive boyfriend he was.

    You're evil XD
    'To trap Sam in' omg that made my day XD
    Best parents ever.]]



    Kurloz nodded to Eeva, dropping the spoon as he turned to see Sam in the jar, and he pulled a face as Eeva said 'make sure Sam doesn't get messy'. Kurloz grabbed the grub and pulled softly, but he wouldn't budge, hooking his feet onto the rim, and he was busy licking the jar clean. Sam's front legs slipped, and he squeaked as he fell forward with a wet-sounding 'Plunk!'. Only the last two sections of his body was out of the jar, his head and the first portion if his body wedged in the empty jar. "Shît shît shît..." Kurloz hissed, taking a firm hold of Sam in one hand and the jar in the other, and he yanked less than subtly, attracting a squeal and a scream from Sam, who growled at him. "Shoosh!" Kurloz ordered, but Sam continued to squeak, wriggling. "Stay still, you little-" Kurloz tried rotating him, but nothing worked, and the wriggler's horns scraped against the jar, and he just wailed, little legs kicking and red tears in the corners of his eyes, mouth wide open and roaring, sharp little fangs bared. Kurloz gave up.
    "Babe! Come get your kid out this jar!" He yelled.





    When Sam asks about his childhood, I can just see Eeva like, "Well, this one time, you got your head stuck in this jar, and Kurloz-"
    And Kurloz is just like, "EEVA WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT DAY" XD]]