Dayum sis, I motherfuc.king missed this RP, and talking to you.
HONK AS LOUD AS YOU CAN.
How are the exams up and going?
Speaking of honks, this happened to me at school today.
I honked while I was laughing today...On a lunch table surrounded by all my man friends and my very few female friends...I got a few 'The fuc.k was that looks?' And then this boy called Jay just went, "Chill, it's only Kurloz" so now, I have a new nickname. Two of my friends, Sarah and Sam, are nicknamed Marco and Polo, for the purpose that they're really short, and you can't see them in corridors, so you yell, "MARCO!" And polo says, "POLO" and it's basically retar.ded, because before you know it, we got into the habit of everyone yelling, "KURLOZ!" Or "Makara!!!" Down the hall, and me just standing there at 5 foot 8 and a half inches high. I'm tall for my age, but me and my friends used to be the same size...Then I grew, and the others shrunk. And I stand there, surrounded by midgets, like, "MOTHERFUC.KER?!"
It's all fun and games until the 5 foot wide science head teacher (Miss. Simmons...It is the scariest thing since Gamzee's dad. Seriously. The Grand Highblood ain got shi.t on this *. She screams like a war siren, and she's built like a brick shi.thouse. She scares me, and she's just over half my freaking size) walks out of her classroom and you're right next to her and you're screaming either "HONK" or. "MOTHERFUC.KER" or both.
My mom was like "Why did you get your first detention?" , me there like, "Oh, I honked" and she of course, doesn't fu.cking believe me.
The disturbing thing is, I LOOK like him: I've got really dark SUPER curly bushy hair that's like, just past my shoulders, and it fluffs out like...Well, a bush...Especially when it's wet... (it used to look like the Highblood, really long and past my ass and * then my mom HACKED it all off because it was 'dead' >:o( ) and I have pale skin, too, and I'm tall and really lanky. I talk a lot, though, like, A LOT. I'm shy at first, then when you get to know me, get ready for crazy shi.t. I've also dressed as either skeletons or zombies for Halloween every year, because I'm uninteresting. Now I'm tracking down a backpack with a ribcage on it and a skeleton hoodie XD)))
Yeah. That's pretty much all that's happened in my life...))
Karkat nodded in silent agreement with him, "He kept me awake for the first two days I moved here, then he kept me awake again because he nearly set himself on fire...I'm glad I helped him, though...I'd hate to see something hurt him..." He mumbled the last part, and watched the juggalo stride away to look at the puppies. They all scampered to him, barking, and Karkat smiled at them, laughing a little. "Yeah...I'm just happy no ones suggested anything stupid like a welcome party...I'm not a fan of parties, really" he admitted, shrugging as he looked back to Tavros. "I prefer quiet evenings...Nearly impossible when all you hear is Gamzee cursing when he knocks something over or drops whatever he's holding in the middle of the night" he said, giggling. "So, how did you two meet?" He enquired, genuinely curious.
(Oh mercy, we're introducing the brethren...Kankri, meet Kurloz, Kurloz, this is Kankri...Kurloz be like, "honk", Kankri: THAT IS TRIGGERING!!)))
Can you imagine Gamzee, Kurloz and Karkat all in one party? Merciful messiahs...Condesce, help us)))
Karkat couldn't stop grinning, and with that, he scooped James into his arms, gently snuggling the kitten into his jumper. "I'll take him..." He decided, pulling out his wallet and retrieving a purple card, smiling down at the kitten. The others mewled for the attention, and he laughed, "I can't buy you all, sorry" he said to them, ignoring the fact that he was talking to animals. Karkat had a brother who lived in Boston, close to him, yet still an hour or so away. His name was Kankri, and he was a religion-obsessed lecturing freak with a constant outfit of red sweaters and man leggings.