Here's my lyrics (I can't quote, so I have the specific links with those messages. I'll copy/paste lyrics too:
( Lol I was worried I wouldn't be allowed to swear. xD )
( I'm a newb, just joined today, with my character made on the fly~ )
Prague, an apprentice-aged silver ticked tabby tom, enjoyed the rap battle far more than he thought he would.
Eh, screw it, I'll give it a shot.
He padded to the center and began:
"Ayo BloodClan! Welcome me to the scene,
I'm Prague bitches, I ain't even fourteen
Moons, like that shit the wolves howl to
Well today they'll be howling to somethin' new!
"Man, I'll crunch yo' shit like a Vlassic-
Because backstabbin' bitches is a motherfucking classic!
And that shit's been around since the goddamn Triassic
Period but instead of fuckin' dinosaurs
We gotta deal with the fuckin' bitches and whores.
"I hope the truth's fallin' like the raindrops
Because you oughta know it before your fuckin' heart stops.
I'm the realest tom in this sandy prison, understand me
Or you can run the risk of gettin' yo' fuckin' ass beat!
"Lyrics are my expression
To combat the depression
Of the fake bitches speakin' in extension.
I'm Prague, signin' off for now-
I hope a beat of sweat's on your brow."
The tom's blue eyes light up when he was done- he felt like he did pretty good for his first try. He stepped out of the center and rejoined the circle.
http://warriorcatsrpg.com/inde…7.msg48936646#msg48936646
"How can you win a war when you haven't got half the battle?
How hard did you hit yo' head- do you got all yo' marbles?
I've heard cooler shit in nursery rhymes.
I'd tell you how stupid you are- but we ain't got the time!
"Fucked my chances, bitch, are you serious?
Yo' diet must be catnip, 'cause yo' delirious!
"My raps are sicker than the greencough
The haters can beat off
Are you feeling a pinch?
Lyrics for me are a cinch.
"My words flow like the river
Your chances, a sliver
You can't even deliver!
"My rap's a commodity
Bankrupting yo' economy.
"I'd appreciate the tenacity
If yo' raps weren't a blasphemy!
They're are an atrocity,
A vagrant, a monstrosity.
"You think you're the truest?
In what- getting the most bruises?
My sharp tongue's got you bloody,
So go run off to your mommy.
"You tried to be a winner, but you're a casualty, a fatality
Kickin' yo' ass was nothin' more than a formality.
"In case you didn't hear it the first time, name's Prague.
Run while you can, go and move yo' paws
You should've come to this battle with a roll of gauze."
http://warriorcatsrpg.com/inde…7.msg48943629#msg48943629
A three-way battle? How interesting. The silver ticked tabby let the she-cats say their raps.
"First off, don't expect me to take lying down
A fucking lecture by fucking Chinatown.
You want to talk about thrills?
I'll give you the chills.
"Your face is a horrible unsightly contortion,
You pelt looks like a palate distortion,
If yo' momma knew about ya she woulda had an abortion.
You ain't even good enough to hear my magnus opus-
If you did, fuck, there'd be a pile of corpses.
But even those fuckers would be livelier than you!
How old are you bitch, two?
"Big dog? Where the fuck do you get yo' catnip?
Because that trashy bastard really knows how to stash it!
The only big thing you could be is a bitch!
But you see, honey, here's the synch-
Nobody want yo' trashy, nasty slop
I bet you get more turns than a motherfucking doorknob!
Yo' shit gets more people sick than carrion,
I bet that's what they call you, Carry On!
"As for you, caracal;
Do you gargle?
Business tip, swallow next time!
That's the only way you'll get any dick of any kind!
You're a trashy little bitch,
A two mouse trick!
I bet you work the alley with Chinatown over 'dere,
Too bad no one likes you 'cause you big as hell.
"It must be hard being a trick
When only one kind of dick
Bothers to chase you-
Leave alone pay you!
"Yo' shit's so nasty and disgusting
Toms start internally combusting
Nobody needs ya, just use ya like a sock!
When was the last time you got a little cock?
"Without the pay, I mean
Or at least with somebody clean!
"Ya'll are mangy bitches; you flea bags
I bet the guy that does ya has to do the ass drags.
Whereas for me, shit, bitches actually like me-
I can get it anywhere just by talking!
"You want more? Bitch please- get on my level!
Or it'll be yo' head I'll have to sever."
[spoiler=Final Battle, Round 1]http://warriorcatsrpg.com/inde…7.msg49040894#msg49040894
You want to play bitch, let's do this.
Prague decided he'd start.
"Ayo BloodClan!
I'm yo' man!
My partner's name is Vaxi,
She gets more "hails" than a taxi!
"I'm slicker with the ladies
Than a fucking Mercedes-
My rap's will make ya quiver
Shit my pelt's made o' silver.
"Bitch look in the mirror
You think you're a Chimera?
The only thing you got is the looks
They don't put that shit in books!
"My shit's the real dope
Even yo' mama says ay-yo!
I got more bitches in my den
Than fucking Boyz II Men.
"I can hold a grudge
I'm the ultimate judge
And yo' shit's gonna unravel
With a crack of my gavel.
There's a reason I get to wear the black robes,
And that's to tell ya that yo' chances are low!
"My shit's so potent, it's toxic
I'm not a sucker for quixotic
Bullshit that you're spewing
You better get right back to it-
Yo' only skill is yo' dexterity
N' it's too short for brevity.
"You can't leave yo' shit hanging
I'm the only one who can do t-bagging
Just ask yo' mama, shit I did it last night!
N' she was telling she kinda liked it!
"I'm mo' lucky than a seven
I'll send ya to heaven
Cut you off and end ya misery,
If yo' lookin' fo' a win yo' barking up the wrong tree.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Final Battle, Round 2]http://warriorcatsrpg.com/inde…7.msg49181866#msg49181866
Maybe we can pull this off.
The silver and white ticked tabby bobbed his head with his partner's rap, and decided that he wasn't going to let Chimerapaw pounce on her.
"You see, Chimmy
Wavin' yo' little Jimmy-
I'll serve you on a dish
Like some RiverClan fish.
"But this is BloodClan, bitch
They ain't got time fo' dat shit!
"I am the darkest depression
That makes sadness the obsession
Of the ages-
Come on, turn the pages!
"Read your story-
You thought it was glory?
You're a criminal and my prediction
This shit's endin' with a conviction.
"What's the crime?
Playin' with the mind-
Impersonatin' a rapper's
A one-way trip to the zapper!
"You shoulda gotten a life!
Fuck yo' non-existent wife!
Instead you gettin' it trashy
'Cause you kept a stashy
O' catnip- the hos drug of choice!
Now all the hos rejoicin'-
'Cause they don't gotta close in
On yo' junk that belongs in recyclin!
"Yo' raps are so whack
They give elders heart attacks!
And now you wanna beat me?
With that face covered in acne?
It's time to up the ante
It's really gettin' catty!
"Yo' shit's longer than Tintern Abbey
But it's really just a tragedy!
So stop with the nonsense-
I grew up in the projects!
You can't be doper than me
Without it bein' a felony.
"So walk off the fuckin' stage!
You just lost the battle of the age."[/spoiler]
Yep... That was my first day here. ![]()