Posts by eskimo

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  • KNOXY AND PRINKY'S WEDDING - INVITE ONLY

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 500px;][justify][sub]Eski glared at Roxy. She was SINGING FOR GODDESS' SAKE. She entered RAGEMODE and began playing LOUD DEATHMETAL on an INSTRUMENT that was a strange mix of ELECTRIC GUITAR and DRUMS and KEYBOARD.


    [ I've had some, too. Mostly I was just a wolf that was out of place as a tribute and ripped everyone in half, though they were all my family and friends ; o ; ]

  • KNOXY AND PRINKY'S WEDDING - INVITE ONLY

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 500px;][justify][sub]Eski frowned -- Roxy had balls? She thought those were only for guys. Anyway, why did people use 'balls'? Balls were weak sensitive, and when you got kicked in the crotch, your 'balls' got the worst of it. Nevertheless, Eskimo continued to beatbox.

  • THE FAIRYMENTALS - INVITE ONLY

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 500px;][justify][sub]Guys, I'm kind of scared. Mom never came home from work last night and she's not back yet. Her phone goes straight to voice mail, and I have no clue where she could be ; o ;


    But yay for rebelzzz...

  • KNOXY AND PRINKY'S WEDDING - INVITE ONLY

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 500px;][justify][sub]"But you said you had ballzzzzzzz!" Eski cried. And then she began to sob. ROXY HAD LIED. She said she had balls with seven z's. The world was a lie! Eskimo ran off to check if girls had balls on her trusty dusty laptop. Very weird images popped up and some strange answers, as well.

  • THE FAIRYMENTALS - INVITE ONLY

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 500px;][justify][sub]She left early in the morning yesterday, like 6 AM. It's 10:33 here.
    Dad has her work number, but he's at his job and I'm stuck with my brat of a brother. I don't have her work number on my cell, but I can call up dad.
    She's done some things like this before, just stays overnight at her friend's house, but she usually texts me when she does. I'm kind of worried about that, but I don't want to call the police if she's just simply working overtime, or she came home when I was asleep, then left. But she only has work on Saturdays, Mondays and Wednesdays. I'll call my dad, thanks Roxy.


    I can't take anymore seriousness right now.
    /parties weakly/

  • KNOXY AND PRINKY'S WEDDING - INVITE ONLY

    [fancypost borderwidth=0px; width: 500px;][justify][sub]"I honestly don't see why we use 'balls' for guts. They're probably a boy's biggest weakness -- I accidentally kicked my older brother in the balls when she had me pinned down, though not in a weird... way. Hey, maybe skulls would work better." Eski had always pondered about how 'balls' got it's title. The human skull was much tougher. A weird image of a skull in the crotch area popped into Eskimo's mind, which sincerely freaked her out.