Posts by Pyro Ipsum

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    Really? Then Pyro should liek adoptz him if he stays


    "Rescuing from this trashy place, ofcourse! There are things that go on in RiverClan you don't know about yet. Filthy things. I'm going to take you to the Elite, where you will learn true family values, how important bonds even through adoption are, and how to truely survive, and stay strong. Like I said, pretty much every Elitist has a soft spot for kits. They'll love you!" he murmured, obvious that he truely beleived and knew what he said.

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    [color=white] [shadow=black,right]a major high position related litter[/shadow]

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    GATHER AROUND
    Secret mother 1 is a traveler; she goes to a new Clan, stays for a bit, and returns, all in less then two days. But one day on a trip to ???Clan, she ran into secret mother 2, and they started to- awkwardly- talk. Mother 1 said that she needed some work on her hunting and mother 2 quickly suggested to help. And what do you know? A heterosexual relationship blossomed, and they had a same sex marriage.
    But there's a problem! Mother 1 is already pregnant (not too much longer, don't worry!) and mother 2 wants a family. So what do they do? After mother 1's litter is born, they quickly give the kits away and try to find a squad of nice enough toms that would help them. And they found Pyro Ipsum and Aftertaste squabbling over a mouse. Both weren't stupid enough to turn down pretty faces in need of help, and so they helped them. And bam, mother 1 is pregnant with kits she'll actually love and mother 2 happens to be pregnant too!
    Now, wouldn't you call that a happy ending?
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    THE RULES
    Ah, crap, right?
    [1.] The mothers are to remain a secret! If you know who they are, DON'T TELL! We cannot stress this enough! DO NOT TELL WHO THE MOTHERS ARE. TO ANYBODY. NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS.
    [2.] The codeword is 'Birds of a Feather, I'll love you Forever'
    [3.] Do not ask when we will choose. (e.g. "when will we rp?")
    [4.] No bumping, no spamming, no talking, all you need to post is your form, or that you're done.
    [5.] Kindness is golden. No being mean. You can have the best form in the whole entire world, but one mean word, then you're not on the top of the food chain. You're part of it.
    [6.] The naming theme emotions
    [7.] Warrior names are preferred (this is a hint to where the mothers reside; the mothers are in Clans)
    [8.] Do not copy or plagiarize others
    [9.] The roleplayers of the mothers love to read! Forms can be essays or five pages long, at least have it at least 130+ words
    [10.] Fancyposts, following the names, and adding extras to your form all equal PIZZA POINTS!
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    jeans jeans genes
    free for all as this will give away what the mothers are. however, no rainbow cats with deer antlers.
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    RELATIONS! YEAH!
    How deliciously HPR.
    secret mother one is high position related. she is the oldest of her litter and is the daughter of a deputy. but which deputy is she the daughter of? what clan does she reside in?


    secret mother two is high position related as well, and is younger then secret mother one. a hint is that she is the daughter of rainbowveins. but who are her fathers...?


    pyro ipsum is also high position related, being the son of lorem ipsum, which links to a hole bunch of family trees.


    aftertaste is...you guessed it, high position related! his parents are not listed yet, but he is linked to family trees.
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    THE KITTENS
    The number of kittens will be decided once we pick!
    secret mother 1 x pyro ipsum
    (1) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (2) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (3) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (4) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (5) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (6) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    secret mother 2 x aftertaste
    (1) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (2) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (3) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (4) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
    (5) Name - Gender - Roleplayer
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    THE FORM
    The form is a free for all! Remember to include your username, display name, muse, activity, and the name, gender, sexuality, appearance, personality, and plots of your character. Brownie points include getting the attention of the roleplayers of the secret mothers. They will be PMing back and forth so try to get them to talk about YOU!
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    Pyro rushed after Streampaw, having he had seperated her from the group. Diving in, Pyro aimed to bowl her over, and capture her. After that, he would work to capture The other three RiverClanners.


    Oh the three of us are all using it cool