merrick eathbeded under the house, and pulled out a small bottle of seemingly nothing. he placed it, and lit a fuse, then dug down as far as he could, then waited.
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about 5 minutes later, when merrick was a safe distance away, the fuse hit the explosive gas, and it blew up right under the house with enough force to launch a boulder into the air.
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MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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merrick got bored, and began headbutting a tree.
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"i'm bored." he said, and kept headbutting the tree. "so i decided to cut down a tree with my head." he said between headbutts
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dude he just said to stop, lets just gte back to the RP before anyone gets in trouble.
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welcome. can i have a kidney for lunch tomorrow?
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awww.......but you only need one!
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DUDE! YOU WANNA ARGUE ABOUT STUPID SHIZ, DO IT LATER WITH YOUR FRIENDS, I DONT WANNA GET IN TROUBLE (even though i have like, six accounts XD)
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*starts crying* but......but........me wants ur kidnay.....

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*troll face* then i dare you to call me some cuss words.
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*gives a million dollors* now?
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*breaks bottle over head* I LIKE PIE!
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*sniffles* ok, but youll have a stitch in your side tommorow....
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"i hate cute..." merrick said, and after that sentance the tree fell over.
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not from ME! from eyeless jack, my friend.
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*fist bump* yea.... *tries to stab in chest*
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you cant. he's a ghost. whom eats kidneys. while your asleep.