Posts by Sheerclaw

(Hahahaha! Oh. You're wonderful. You made me laugh. You are my new friend!!! ;33 No getting out of it!)

Karkat sat down on the couch and held back a scoff. He rolled his eyes at the beginning of the movie. That's sooo unrealistic. That would never happen!

Thorian smiled and left the room. She headed downstairs and waved to Liopard. The troll walked out of her hive and made the journey into town. Alright. I should stop there for some food... Thorian walked in the store and began to gather the items.

Thorian exited the shop with her items and started to make the journey back to her hive. Some humans gave her a bitter stare as she passed them on the street, but Thorian mentally waved them off.

(How purrfect. Sometimes people make it impawsible for you to be friends with them. It really bothers me.)

Karkat glared at Destiny before looking back at the movie. Inconceivable! These people don't even bother paying attention to the others! At least trolls pay attention to what people feel.

(Oh. Yeah. Sorry about the Princess Bride pun a couple posts ago...And what was she trying to not look at?)

Karkat made a face at the male. He obviously just developed red-rom feelings for the female, but they've only just spoken. Quadrants never fill that fast...

Karkat glanced at Destiny. "I know. That is pretty much exactly what was on my think-pan." He said. Karkat rolled his eyes at the movie once he started watching it again.

(Yes. Definitely...............Honk!!)

(Sorry. I just drew a Gamzee on my laptop...so...Yeah. And you are a whovian? I swear that you are the best friend!!)

Karkat nodded. "I agree. Red Rom will never fill that fast." He said. "Why did you even want to watch that anyway?"

(...whovian...Check
Creepypasta...Check
Homestuck...No freaking duh. Check!!!
Animal Jam...Check
Hetalia...Check!

...What...the...fu¢k....?)

"Uh...um...er...ack....grr...." Karkat was eventually able to throw the blanket off. "...What the he|l...?" He said as it flew away from him. The blanket felt weird. Karkat wasn't even sure that it was a blanket...

Karkat huffed. "You call THAT a blanket? Jegus. Earth is worse then I thought." He retorted. "And no, I am not hungry." He snorted. Not like you'd have the meat I eat anyway.

That's strange. Destiny keeps avoiding eye contact...Why? Karkat shrugged. "I'm not sure. Usually I go and bother some humans or some other trolls. From the past, of course." He added, an ear twitching. The thought of John's smug face randomly appeared, but Karkat pushed it away. Not thinking about John would be very stress-relieving.

"Um. I have no ancestors. I was talking about the more recent trolls from the not-so-distant past. The trolls from before we got wiped out." Karkat said. Ancestors? Trolls don't have ancestors...True that there is thought to be a troll from the past with an extremely close DNA to ours, but they're not ancestors.

Traits: I am a a medium-length coated he-wolf with mellow eyes and a small, compact body. I'm lazy, taking any excuse to sleep in and avoid my duties, but I am smart and clever.

History: I am secretly best friends with a doggypet.

"...To the woods? And do what, exactly?" Karkat questioned. He hoped that it wasn't anything exceptionally strange like...nevermind. "Get in touch with the other half of your soul?" He said sarcastically.

"Hm. This couch thing would be okay. You sleep in a...What is it? A bet? No. Bed. You sleep in a bed, right?" He questioned. Karkat still doesn't give a $hit about what humans use, but he should at least know what some of their stuff is.

What about Eloquencemask?

Thorian entered her hive and took her food-stocked-sylladex up to her room. She noted that Nazzo looked deep in sleep and decided that staying quiet would be optimal. The troll decided to take this opportunity to catch up on her own sleep, so she lay down on her bed.

Thorian opened a single eye. "Good morning. I mean afternoon. Whatever. You know what I mean." She said, laughing at herself. After all, time had never really been her strong suit. "I ran out to the store. You could eat if you want." She suggested.

Thorian shrugged. "Or you can go back to sleep. Whatever floats your boat." She said, closing her eye again. The troll fell asleep again.

(Yes. A time skip would be purrfect fur this furtain situation.)