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An Rp where I can make all the hick jokes I want? Fan-bloody-tastic..... I recon
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| т н є в α ѕ ι c ѕ |
- fυll иαмє: Yuri Hamlet
- gєиdєя: Male
- αgє: 17
-City you came from: Aleksin, Russia (originally)
| α ρ ρ є α я α и c є |
- нєιgнт - 5'10
- ωєιgнт - 190
- cloтнιиg ѕтуlє - Dark, blue jeans, a light brown t-shirt, and a leather jacket.
- dιѕтιиcтινє fєαтυяєѕ - Nothing
- вodу мodιfιcαтιoиѕ - None.
| ι и - d є ρ т н|
- cяυsн - None
- тнємє ѕoиg - Family reunion
- ѕєχυαl oяιєитαтιoи - Straight
- яαиdoм fαcт - Yuri is an aedept freerunner
- ρєяѕoиαlιту -Yuri isn't one to keep an opinion to himself. If something sucks, He'll damn well let you know. He will rarely loose his cool, mainly because either he's an idiot, or he just doesn't care. He also loves to screw with people, pushing them until they loose it. All around, he's a decent chap, but not without his flaws and rubbish.
The horse, his name is Cow
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[size=7pt]The soft breeze swerved and traced through the tall grass, making it swing in a rythm. The large fareball stood high in the sky, its rays giving the grassy field light. Giving it life. The odd purple, pink and red flowers bloomed randomly throughout the green plain, giving it colour, and giving the insects nurishment.
In the centre in the ravishing plain stood a lone tree. The tree was massive, appearing well over a decade old. What kind of stories it would tell if it could speak? Having been in the earth for more then ten years, god only knows what it had seen. Within the streaching branches, many pink buds had begun to bloom, making the majestic tree even more beutiful then it already was.
At the base of this tree, many fallen blossoms covered the ground, burying the smooth green floor. Atop this light, pink carpet, a brown bundle lay curled up, soundly asleep. Oddly, although he was the only one in this field breathing, he was the only one that wasn't well and alive..[/size]
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[size=7pt]The wheels slowed to a halt, the gravel crunching under the tires. The yellow door of the taxi popped open, and the young man slowly made his way out, dragging a small duffle bag along behind him. Rubbing his eyes, he adjusted to the bright light.
Waving to the taxi as it sped off, Yuri turned to the farm. It didn't look like anything special. Of course, Yuri had seen plenty of farms, and this looked the same as any of them.
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"I am having these exact thoughts." Yuri said, his russian dialect causing his sentence to sound somewhat scrambbled. slinging his bag over his shoulder, Yuri came upon the grounded girl. Looking down, he asked "Shouldn't you be milking something?"
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Yuri took a moment to think, as if she had asked a serious question. Grazing his hand across his chin, he said "No." Noticing that cat that had sat itself on the girl, Yuri asked "So what do you call that rodent."
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[size=7pt]"Cataract?" Yuri echoed, casually strolling up beside Cody, his hands buried in the pockets of his jacket "Is horse blind or something?" he asked. Curiously, he waved a hand out infront of the large horse's eye, seeing if it would react or not.[/size]
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[size=7pt]"Oh! I guess that makes sense." Yuri said, the sarcasm in Cassidy's voice going straight over his head. He didn't bother looking at the lazy girl when she spewed her remark "You sound just like policeman." He said.[/size]
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[size=7pt]"You people are so welcoming. It is suprise that there are not more visitors." Yuri said. Turning to the small group of hicks, he asked "So I am to sleep in animal house?"[/size]
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[size=7pt]"Oh, Oh! You sound like policeman again!" Yuri laughed, like a child. Honestly, he wasn't trying to piss the hell out of this girl, but it happend so naturally and easily, so why not have fun with it? Grabbing his dufflebag, he seemed oblivious to Danielle's threatening tone "Alright, alright, lets go."[/size]
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[size=7pt]Yuri shrugged as he followed Danielle "Not first time someone want to put something sharp into my face." he said. Yuri wrinkled his nose into a disgusted look when she scolded him for acting like a child "Maturity is overrated."[/size]
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[size=7pt]"Okay, okay. Just please, PLEASE don't sick little angry puppie on me! Yuri said in a pseudo-intimidated voice. Entering the house, the young man give it a once over, before turning back to Danielle "Where do I drop bag?" he asked.[/size]
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[size=7pt]"Hey, I was following you." Yuri said, entering the house. Taking a minute to examine it, he turned slightly to Danielle "Where do I drop my bag? Is there a bedroom or something?" He asked..[/size]
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[size=7pt]Bet she does live in a cardboard box.. Yuri thought to himself, as he began up the stairs"Thank you! You have been tremendous help! I will recommend you to all business assosiates!" He yelled down to her, as if she were some kind of hotel employee.[/size]
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[size=7pt]"I completely agree!" Yuri yelled as Danielle exited the house. When he heard Tessie's comment, he quickly responded "As an american I saw on tv once said 'Why don't you try and make me, b*tch!'" Yuri yelled with a fake southern accent, just as he reached the top of the stairs. Oh ya, he knew that would probably bite him in the a*s in the near future.[/size]
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[size=7pt]He had heard that working on a farm was hard. Like, really hard. And it hadn't been from like, one guy or anything. It was one of those well known facts that a farm was difficult to work on. Yuri had never heard such bullsh*t. The young man snored lightly as he slept on the porch of the farmhouse. Hmph, maybe HE should run a farm, talk about easy money.[/size]
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[size=7pt]Yuri entered the barn, just barely catching something about boots, bricks, and shoving. Also, there was a boy that was seemingly in pain. Looking to Aiden, who looked amused, Yuri asked "What happened? Did I missed something fun?"[/size]
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[size=7pt]"What did I say?" Yuri said, as Tessie complained. again. "At least I am not one attacking with shoe." he said. Jesus Christ. It seemed like one of these hicks were always pissed about something else, and two of them, apperently, felt the need to hurt someone during these times.[/size]
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[size=7pt]Yuri ignored it when he was hit by Tessie as she rode off. He expected many similar incidents to happen to the near future. Looking at the different, crap covered horses, he came upon 'his' horse. Of course, while horses usually have names like Mystery or Silver, this one was simply called "Cow". Whoopty-f*cking-doo. Casually picking up a stick and jabbing the horse in the snout multiple times, Yuri called out to... anyone, really "Uh... does anyone know how to work horse?"[/size]
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[size=7pt]"Am I supposed to know?" Yuri responded to Bailey, jabbing the horse a few more times, Until the stick was knabbed. Yuri easily took Andi's threat as a challenge. Slowly picking up another stick, Yuri slowly moved it to the horse, until it just barely touched the animals nose, all the while his eyes where plastered on Andi, to catch her reaction. Yuri didn't even notice the girl the was cradling the filthy animal.
