Posts by Riguel7

Riguel woke up in his bed, and saw his ear stretched across the room with two eyes watching T.V, and immediately screamed.

The ear turned around and looked at Riguel "Hey calm down, you do know that you live in a cheap apartment, right?" it said, before looking back at the T.V

"How did you take over my ear you stupid bug!?" Riguel asked, while going to his 'Kitchen' to look for a knife.

The ear sighed and turned back to Riguel "I don't know what I am, but all I know is I'm a failure when I landed on your shoulder all I knew was to get to the brain, so when I got in your ear and you almost died I thought my only option was to fuse where I was, so that's how I got con-" it was soon cut off.

Riguel found a knife and was now trying to cut his ear off, but a blade grew out at the end of it and was blocking all of the attacks before the knife was knocked out of his hand.

"I told you to calm down!" The ear said, now seeming impatient "If I kill you I'll die as well, I can't take over your brain now that I've fused and if you take me to the hospital you'll become a lab rat, so we should work as allies." it said before yawning "I'm going to sleep." it said, before closing it's eyes and soon falling asleep.

(Two hours later.)

"Hey wake up..." Riguel said, trying to think of a name.

"What's wrong?" it asked.

"We need to give you a name if we're going to be allies...how about...Mimi!" He shouted, as soon as it came to his head.

"I do not want a name but if that's what you want, it will do." Mimi said, before looking around "I sense one of my kind."

"What, you mean like one of those bug things, did it come to take my brain too!?" Riguel asked, looking around.

"No, it's taken over somethings brain...two meters." Mimi said, before turning into three blades

"What two meters!?" Riguel shouted before grabbing a broom, and seeing a rat on the floor "That thing are you su-" he said, before getting cut off.

The rat looked up and began to speak "So I see, you failed, I'm not happy either."

"Prepare yourself." Mimi said, before Riguel's broom got sliced in half, and the parasites were soon deflecting each others attacks.

After his broom broke Riguel ran, to what he thought was a safe distance and started throwing everything he could reach (Pillows, silverware, T.V remote etc.) and while he was distracted by a knife Riguel threw, Mimi struck it in it's heart.

After the battle Riguel put the rat in the trash, and mopped up the blood, A few days later, Riguel was going to get ready for work by taking a shower putting on deodorant and brushing his teeth, then Riguel began to walk to his job where he was going to be late because he forgot he didn't have a car, so he began to run, when he arrived at his job he was ten minutes late, Riguel worked at the drive threw and almost always got pranks and stupid people "Welcome to Mcdonalds how can I help you?" he asked, waiting for a response.

"Can I get a.......three numbers fives....with a coke?" The man said.

"Do you want to make that a combo, sir?" Riguel asked, blankly.

"Uh.......yes."

"Nine hundred and sixty-five's your change in the first window." Riguel said, as soon as the car came up a loud air horn went off and Riguel threw all of the food up in the air and it landed on his head.

"Loser!" some teens shouted as they drove away.

(A few hours later.)

It was the end of Riguel's day and he was walking home, by the time he was half way there Mimi told him something "Riguel, I don't know if this is important but, someone has been following you ever since you left work.

"What!?" Riguel asked, sweat going down his face.