italy stopped cooking walked over to the bench where the pizza landed and slowly picked up the pizza trying to put it in his mouth but it just didn't want to go in and words just slipped out of his mouth. "NO IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE IN CHINA AND SHIPPED OVER HERE IN A SLIMY BOX!!" Italy yelled with the pizza in his hand. Italy just realised what he said and dropped the pizza. "IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY!!" italy said with a big forced frown and ate the pizza slowly trying no to let anything eles slip out of his mouth other then words.
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"italy smiled a little and looked at England and nodded with out russia knowing, well thats what Italy thought
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"I WANNA HOLD A KITTY!!!" italy said while running towards greece while he handed russia a cat
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"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" Italy said with a huge smile and patted greece on the head to make him feel like a cat like he always wanted to be.
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italy sat down with the cat on his head and put his hand up waving it around
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"ok ok. WELL cows fart and when they fart they make carbon dioxide no... oh yea, Carbon methane and it makes the ozone thinner soooooooo i thought if u put a cork in ALLL the cows butts that will stop them farting and when they need to poop! STUFF THEM!! veeeeeee!!" italy said proud of what he said and looked around the room to blank faces while smiling and clapping to himself
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"hmph" italy said sitting down and wiping his frown upside down
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italy looks at russia in fear and slowly slides of his chair and hides under the table.
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italy shivered in fear under the table and looked up over the table every once and a while to see if russia is gone but that didn't happen so italy just sat there listening to the others to see if they noticed he was gone yet
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Italy giggled imagining Englands Face expresion. "I want to kill youuUUUuUUUuuUUUuUUuUu!" italy said with a ghost voice to freak england out.
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Italy giggles and petted the cat and playing with the cat with a ball of yarn
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"BOOOOO!!" italy said tapping him on the knee from under the table trying to freak england out and ran with all of the commotion behind te door leaving it open trying not to crack up laughing.
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"AHHHHH!!!" italy yelled while sprinting away from england while waving his white flag.
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"CHRISTMAS!!how are youuuuu!!" Italy said with a burst of emotion and ran up to her and hugged her.
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Italy was walking around and walked past an ally way and saw in the corner of his eye Texas so he thought to run over to her and say hello. so he did, he ran over to Texas "HELLO Texas!" Italy said with a high pitch voice and squeezed her until she went red in the face.
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Country: Italy
Human Name: feliciano vargas
Doctor or Nurse: Doctor
Wing of Hospital (Cosmetic Surgery, Emergency Clinic, Mortician, and So On): Emergency
Other: -
I will not be on until probably a day. 0.o Derp.
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in soviet russia, you dont walk on footpaths, footpaths walk on you
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in soviet russia, you dont break the shell on an egg, the egg breaks the shell off you
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in soviet russia, you dont make love in the bed, the bed makes love on you