Truth or Dare! - Character Edition - PRIVATE

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    Lucas: *backs away, throwing glasses on the ground* Wh-what should I do?!


    Me: Stay here. (=3=)


    Lucas: I can go where I please! *stomps foot, then walks into a wall* Huh?! I thought there was a porta-


    Wall: *sign appears with a chibi Camron, reading: Camron's portal service is closed until further notice!*


    Me: Huh, interesting. *not good at being a therapist, but normally always ends up being one anyways in school and most everywhere else*

    Me: What happens when she does? She was already bad earlier!


    Lucas: A-Aiko! Stay with me! *shakes her shoulders, actually looking concerned for once*


    Me: As the omnipotent creator, I realize that I have made Lucas only worsen the situation. I HAVE NO REGRETS.

    Aiko: *twitches, grabs Lucas' ponytail holder and pulls it out* AYA~~ you need to wear your hair like this more often!! >u< Kawaii ne soft shota desu blue nyan neko neko speedo sparkle pyon pyon!


    Copper: Wait- wait, I know a little bit of the fangirl language - and Kitsu has a Fangirl to English dictionary. Let me translate... You have really soft skin for a boy, and your eyes are so cute, if your ears came out I would want to.. uh... *mutter mutter* and you would look good.. in... um...
    *slowly closes book* I don't think I'm going to translate anymore.

    Lucas: *lurches backwards* Hey! Give that back!


    Me: . A . When someone says speedo, you run. RUN LUCAS, RUN!!!


    Lucas: E-eh?! Why would I run?! *is a boy, and therefore cannot translate fangirl without use of the internet*


    Me: I forgot to give Lucas Neko ears in the drawing again! ArrgghhH!

    Copper: ._. You really don't want to know what it says.


    Aiko: NO, bishie hair must stay! *clutches ponytail holder* New collection Lucas Lucas shota desu!

    Me: Oh, that reminds me.
    KITSU. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REPLY TO THE LITTLE GUARDIANS. I'M BEGGING YOU. YOUR GUARDIAN OF SADNESS MADE ME SAD. PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE STOP HER AND EMBER AND PITCH FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD. :3

    Lucas: WAHH! *starts flailing around*


    Me: If Kitsune can hear me, I think the fangirl virus should make an appearance in Mahou Shounen! because it'd be really funny to see a herd of crazy fangirls trying to attack Lucas.

    Copper: I'll tell her. *opens door, shouts down the hall* MAHOU SHOUNEN! DESU DESU FANGIRL HOT SHOTA SHOTA ATTACK FEVER KAWAII SWEAT RAPE BLUSH DESU PANT FANGIRL PANT


    Me: *shouts back* YES YES SHOTA SHOTA ATTACK PANT PANT FANGIRL KAWAII SUGOI SUGOI NOSEBLEED SPARKLE SHIRT UNIFORM RIP MESSY BISHIE HAIR DESU HAI


    Wolfram: *calls in* Please do not interrupt treatment!


    Copper: Sorry! *shuts door* She says it would be great to see them attacking at him, it's a really neat idea, thanks. The end result of a sweaty, ruffled Lucas would be very appealing, and this is a cool plan.


    Aiko: *pets hair* ouo Lucas Lucas kawaii shota hair~ Slender shounen bishie soft soft desu nya!

    Copper: It's a handy language to learn, actually. Fangirls are pretty easy to come by. *offers dictionary*


    Aiko: *braids his hair happily* Annoyed Lucas super sparkle kawaii!

    Me: Yeah, she did. ;-; I'm afraid of what's going to happen to Lucas in Mahou Shounen!.


    Lucas: Someone translate that for me! * gestures to Aiko*

    Godzilla: But...You didn't mean R*pe by.....R*pe right?


    King Gadora: Good, your getting serious for a ch- *Is interrupted as dictionary is thrown at him by Godzilla*


    Godzilla: READ THIS TO ME AS A BED-TIME STORY LATER TONIGHT!!

    Copper: Ah, sorry. ^.^; It was the only way for someone like her to understand what I was saying. English is harder for a rabid fangirl to understand.


    Aiko: Desu?


    Copper: No, not you - you aren't rabid, I meant Kitsu.


    Aiko: Ah, hai Kitsu fangirl shota Lucas smexy skin art shota shota.


    Copper: Yup, pretty much.
    Uh, Lucas, she's just... more or less fangirling over you. She thinks you're cute when you're annoyed. That's all you need - and probably want - to know.

    I am so tired. I have had such a long, not-so-fantastic day. And 'm in such a writing/drawing mood, but I have about 20 minutes till bed. >.> Stupid Javen, Wrenin, worming their ways into mah head...