Ask Aiko

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    Kitsu forced me! You all know what to do, so if you're THAT bored and stupid, PM me questions and- I don't even know why I'm bothering typing this!

    Me: *backs away* Kitsu... don't even think about it.


    Kitsu: *tackles* I'm your creator, you don't have a choice!! >u< Also, I think an ask thread for him is a great idea! XD


    Me: *struggles* KITSU, LEMME GO!!! Gah, NO, why is this stupid thing so frilly?!


    Kitsu: Ribbons are fun, what can I say? *stands back to admire work* Alright. You have to wear this now until I say you can take it off. Look, your hair is even tied up in a ribbon, isn't it cute?


    Me: No!

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    Me: *laughs* That... Looks perfect on you!!


    Metal: Guess what the next step is!


    Me: ... NOOOO!! *runs away*

    Me: Wha- Is that supposed to be a compliment or something?! You basically just said I look good, idiot! I don't want to hear vomit-inducing words like that from your mouth!!! >///<


    Kitsu: Aw, those two could both wear dresses and match!

    Me: Deal! I will now become omnipotent and make Lucas wear a dress by snapping my fingers! *snaps*


    Lucas: *is suddenly wearing a dress* OI!

    Me: I really like the new Profile pic Kitsy!
    Those two really do look cute!


    Lucas: ARRGH- *tries ripping dress*


    Me: I'm still omnipotent deary.

    Me: I'll be using it for practice on profile views, if you don't mind! ^.^


    Lucas: *stops trying to rip dress* So, what now?

    Me: I TOTALLY MIND. Psssht, naw, why would I care? It's not even my pic, so go ahead.


    Aiko: *still steaming* We beat them to a bloody pulp?

    Lucas: YES. *tail starts flicking*


    Me: Oh crap. He probably hired Lee too.


    Lee: No, you idiot, he hired Kakumei! She's WORSE!


    Me: *face pales* RUNN!!!! *flees in a random direction*

    Me: EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES. *trips Metal and absconds*


    Aiko: *starts to run after, but in her typical clumsiness trips on a bit of ribbon and faceplants*

    Me: GAHH- *face plants, then gets dragged away by some really creepy looking creature* N-NO! D-DON'T DO THIS KAKUMEI!


    Kakumei: *looks down* I didn't do that...


    Me: EHH? Did I subconsciously make a new character?


    Lucas: *shrugs* I don't care. Now, DIEEEEEE! *insane grin as he raises a hammer*

    Me: New character? *shivers* Scary... *contemplates helping Metal*
    Oh fine. *god-mods and smites the beast*


    Aiko: *scrambles to feet and half-trips, half-runs to where Lucas is, grabs on to his shirt* D-don't kill them, idiot!

    Me: As far as I can tell, tha new charrie will probably be able to create hallucinations that feel real.


    Lucas: *kicks me in the stomach* Of course not! I was just going to scare her, Aiko.


    Me: *gasps for breath* I... Ran... Dom... Ly... Drew... Orion...

    Aiko: O-oh. I-I knew that! *lets go quickly and scowls*


    Me: That sounds like a really cool character... Is Orion in your gallery? I shall go check. ouo

    Me: ... Okay! *suddenly disappears and reappears on the other side of the room* WHEE!


    Lucas: *smirks* You didn't know that.