Pokemon Corrupt a Wish

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    This game is fairly popular on a lot of forums, but I haven't seen it much here. This is a corrupt a wish game for Pokemon.


    I'll have the rules and a couple examples below for those of you who aren't familiar with the game.


    Rules:


    1. Some starts off by making a wish (in this case me).


    2. The next person to reply grants the wish, but it has a negative drawback. The person that granted the wish also makes a wish of their own.


    3. Repeat step 2 over and over.


    Example:


    Poster 1: I wish Gen VI is more like Gen 1


    Poster 2: Granted. However like Gen 1 it has just as many glitches, bad graphics, and a mere 151 Pokemon
    (50 of them are Bug types though).
    I wish that the new Eeveelution is a Fighting Type.


    Poster 3: Granted. However it has no Fighting moves and it's ability is Stall.
    I wish that Volt Tackle had more distribution.


    And so on.

    I came to see your creativity on threads. I like this game.


    Granted! But the only thing it can and ever will learn is Splash.


    I wish that the latest legendaries weren't all dragons.

    Yay! Finally a reply! I actually forgot about this thread.


    Granted. They are all various flavors of ice cream instead.


    I wish that Pokemon could both an Exp.Share and a Lucky Egg for quick leveling.

    ooc I've never seen a game like this, but it looks fun!


    Granted. But your pokemon levels up so quickly you skip levels and don't learn any more moves.


    I wish you could catch starters in regular gameplay.

    Granted, but all the can learn are moves that don't do damage, even if they mess with stats.


    I wish you could catch shinies easierly.

    Granted, however since everyone can catch shinies more easily they are less special. In fact, they would be more common then the regular sprites. This makes the "regular" Pokemon the new "shines".


    I wish that you didn't have to carry HM Slaves with you all the time to get past all these obstacles once you beat the game.

    Granted! Now since there are no obstacles to get by that make the game challenging, the legendaries seize to exist. =3


    I wish that there weren't so many roaming legendaries.

    Granted, the roaming legendaries cease to exist completely, and so do any legendaries related to them.


    I wish you could earn the HM Fly super early.

    Granted. However, every time you want to Fly somewhere you have to do an annoyingly tedious mini game first.


    I wish that there was a capybara Pokemon.

    Granted! But every stat it has is '1' and does not change, making it more useless than Magikarp.


    I wish that randomizers weren't total crap as of the moment!

    Granted, but in the remake the only pokemon is Magikarp and it never evolves.



    I wish pokemon could level past a hundred.

    Granted. However, instead of stats increasing they begin to decrease. They also become shorter. It doesn't really matter that much, but it would look stupid.


    I wish that Bibarel got the respect it deserves.

    Granted, but no everyone's hating on the legendaries which you have to catch, therefore they don't buy the games, therefore Pokemon is discontinued.


    I wish you could play Gameboy pokemon games on the DSi and 3DS

    Granted, however the player avatar is replaced with a sprite of Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars. Also, all the music is changed to Rick Roll.


    I wish that Pokemon would make a spin-off similar to League of Legends and have multiple Pokemon Heroes to play as.

    Granted! But the graphics are so horrible you don't even know what is happening.


    Read the last page. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE?! D=


    I wish people would stop hating on Bidoof.

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    Read the last page. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST SHORT PEOPLE?! D=


    No, but none the less would you want your Pokemon to shrink every time they leveled up?


    Granted. Everyone loves Bidoof. In every tournament the only Pokemon even allowed to enter is now Bidoof (not even Bibarel). Also, since Game Freak sees that everyone loves him, they decided to make him the only Pokemon in Pokemon X and Y.


    I wish that Farfetch'd would get an evolution.

    Granted! It is a Missingno. and crashes your game whenever it evolves, forcing you to get an Everstone.


    I wish that my Camel (Numel in a randomizer nuzlocke) wasn't dead! *cries*