1,000 ways to annoy Ashfur {No ashfur lovers allowed}

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    Tell him he was adopted and when he says that's not even possible deny it lol

    Lock the thread. Its hily offending. And I don't care what it says. Its to late to keep me out. I'm in and I'm striking. I love ashfur and I jate it when people do things to him. You may hate him athink its funny but I hate you if you hate him lock the thread or else. You guys are so very much like bullys. Bully ashfur you bully me. Cyberbullyiie! Ugh! SHUT THE THREAD ALREADYU! I DON'T LIKE WHATS GOING ON HERE!

    No, this is my thread, i do wat i want with it. I dont care if you like your precious ashfur, i doont, and too some people thisis fun.

    O my word. You showed up again.


    Poor Ashfur...TT I feel sorry for him!! He may have to change his name to Nofur…poor him…(sigh)


    Smack him with a stiff rabbit (squirrels and mice work too! But make sure they are stiff!!)


    Make sure he faints


    Drag his body on top of a tree (preferably close to a river, stream or lake)


    Hide and watch him fall with a splash when he wakes up


    Tell the clan how mouse-brained he was to fall into a river, stream or lake WITHOUT telling them YOUR role in this


    Mix up the medicine cat's (Cinderpelt's) herbs to confuse her, causing her to give him the wrong herbs


    Switch poppy seeds with some other things to not let him sleep properly.

    I guess I'll do nothing to stop you. TYou can'y change ones heart to fit anothers desire. Whatever that means. Anyway Continue your hating ain't gonna chan gonna the world.

    Oh my!!!!


    Steal his fur right off his back (do this in summer, or he might catch a cold)


    Sell it in the black market


    At a high price


    Make lots of money


    Take him back to the camp


    Watch as the clan attacks him, thinking he was a rogue


    AFTER the clan attacked him, tell them he is Darkstripe!



    Sorry but:

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    I am an Ashfur lover but I'm not going to stop you. ::) Nuh uh. I sort of recpect you even though you hate the love of me life. I rpg didfferent things on this account. My ashfur one if only for ashfur so with this one i'm fe=ree to do as i please. Now Why not push him into a couldrun and cook hi8m for dinner.


    Squirrelflight: Tastes like chiken!


    Me: Can I buy that Fur rug? It looks like ashfur's fur? So how much is it.

    I kinda like Ashfur,but this looks fun.


    1: scream "I AM A GUMMY BEAR!!!!" In his ears every time you see him.


    2: sing "I AM A GUMMY BEAR!!!!" In his face every time you see him.