Ohai! I mostly made this to save quotes for later if I ever wanted to use them. x3 OMG IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND THEN POST ALL YOU LIKE~ OWO AND IF YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, BECOME MY FRIEND. *BRITISH* OH, YES INDEED.
*after seeing friends reaction to Popcorn a giant ball of Ash* [quote author=««Vio»»]I HIT THE POPCORN BUTTON OKAY?!!?
It's supposed to POP it, not DESTROY IT![/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]Navi never told me to bomb a door! o-o[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]I squee too much. o-o *throws... CANDY* We ran out of cake and Ice cream! o-o[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]I CAN'T EVEN -- *EXPLODES* I AM OFFICIALLY A ZELDA FREAK. I WAS BEFORE. BUT NOW I AM. AGAIN. SOMEHOW. OWO[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]It's EVERYWHERE! *huddles under covers*
And don't even MENTION Adult Link x Dark Link.
That ones creepy. o-o[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]I'm just now eating lunch. xP I was too lazy to make anything, so I took two pieces of turkey, and rolled it up with two types of cheese. xD
My lunch. Is... A... Burrito. o-o[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»];n;
*sniffle*
Shadow Link..
NOBODY TOLD ME HE DIED! [/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]* INSERT BRITISH ACCENT* WHY THANK YOU BLUE OWO
I'M EATING CHOCOLATE. CAN YOU TELL?
[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]Tell me, what do the cherry ones taste like-- Ohh, wait, they're Cherry candycanes... [/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]AND OMIGOSH YAY. 8D *I HAS MORE FRIENDS ON HERE THAN IN REAL LIFE XDD*[/quote]
{Them = The four Links}\/
[quote author=««Vio»»]YESH.
I would kidnap them all and bring them to my house >D
...
Well, I suppose you would want to kidnap them too...
Ah! We can Sneak into the forest with them and live there. >:3[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]AH HA!
MAYBE I CAN WEAR VIO'S TUNIC, RED'S HAT, BLUE'S {SLEEVES?}, AND GREEN'S SHOES.
THAT WOULD LOOK STRANGELY AWESOME.[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]IT'D BE LIKE, LINKLINKLINKLINK,
LIKE ALL THE LINKS IN ONE, YEAH. XD
Okay, I would look more like a pack of skittles. XP[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]Re-Dead: "Why don't you hug me?! I'm angry now... *screams*
Link: *freeze*
Re-Dead: "You have to let me hug you now... >D"
Me: NONONONONONONO
[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]*le gasp* I would never-- OMIGOSH A SPIDER! *smashes with hammer* DID I GET IT?![/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]Omigosh. It's Blue, meeting Blue.
We just broke the universe. owo[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]*NOMS* YOU CAN EAT IT AND SWIM IN IT!
PUDDING IS WONDERFUL.
WHO INVENTED PUDDING? THEY WERE GENIUSES.[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]owo...
*throws piano*[/quote]
Conversational:
[quote author=««Vio»»]OMIGOSH I'M READING THE MANGA ON THAT WEBSITE. VIO IS A BOSS. :DDD [/quote]
[quote author= Blue Link!]I know! I love Blue though. XD So overconfident, it hurts! X3[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]xD I should throw some CAKE. *throws cake*[/quote]
[quote author=Blue Link!]CAKE!! *Jumps up to try to get handful of cake*[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]O_O Okay, not my best idea.
If Blue Link got his hands on cake... He'd hammer everything in Hyrule! Including the cute widdle innocent Vio! ...
I did not just call Vio cute. o-o[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]TASTE THE RAINBOW!
*THROWS SKITTLES*[/quote]
[quote author=Blue Link!]Eep! *Cowers*[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]NONONO THE RAINBOW IS GOOOD~
Or should I throw ice cream instead?[/quote]
[quote author= Blue Link!]The skittles hurt! DX
I wove ice cream! 8D[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]OKAY~ *throws Ice cream*[/quote]
In response to Blue saying that she likes the same thing as me for, like, the fifth time. x3
[quote author=««Vio»»]O_O That's another thing that makes us alike!
I'm staring to think I accidentally picked up the Two-Sword and it made you. owo Either that, or you picked up the Two-sword and made me. OWO *mind blown*[/quote]
[quote author=Blue Link!] O.O This is too much for my mind to comprehend! XD
[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]OMIGOSH SAME WITH ME.
BUT IT'S POSSIBLE.
OR MAYBE SOMEONE PULLED THE FOUR SWORD AND THE OTHER TWO GOT SEPARATED FROM US!! o-o *mind implodes*[/quote]
[quote author=Blue Link!]WOW, THIS IS- *Mind explodes*
[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]Here, have victory Ice cream. XD *gives Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream*
[/quote]
[quote author=Blue Link!]Yippee! *Takes ice cream* ^^[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]*grabs a pound of ice cream*
VICTORIES REQUIRE AMAZING AMOUNTS OF SUGAR. NOW EAT. >D[/quote]
[quote author=Blue Link!]YESH!! *Starts eating* I'm gonna have a sugar rush at this rate. >D[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]Ohh! Um.. Yes! Yes, whatever you say! *sneakily grabs Blue's hammer* Eat all the ice cream you want![/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]I just realized the most complicated question in the world.
What are Re-deads? O_o
[/quote]
[quote author=Blue Link!]Um... Ooh, wow. Idk. o-o[/quote]
[quote author=««Vio»»]I HAZ FOUND THE ANSWER:
BROWN CREEPY CORPSES WHO DIED SCREAMING AND TRYING TO HUG SOMEONE.
THUS, CONSTANTLY SCREAMING AND HUGGING PEOPLE. TO DEATH. LITERALLY.
[/quote]
[font=times new roman]Me and Blue/Red's random character controlling:
[quote author=««Vio»»/--Blue--/~Red~]{NOTE: Vio, Blue, and OOT, and "Me" in this are played by me, Red and Herself are played by --Blue--. So, Me is ««Vio»», and ... Me~ is --Blue--. c:}
Blue's hammer. {I hid it. >D}
Blue: "Has anyone seen my hammer?"
Me: owo''''''''''''''''''
Blue: *looks around* "I really need that hammer.."
Me: "Wait~ Heh, you need to relax some- all you ever do it fight invaders of Hyrule." OWO
Me~: *Shrugs*
Blue: *raises eyebrow* "You seem... Nervous..."
Me: OWO'''' *Thinks: HE'S ONTO MEEE!!*
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Chocolate sauce?
Me: OWO''' "You want some chocolate sauce on your ice cream?"
Blue: "....Sure."
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The things you can do with the internet!
Me: "Here they come~" *Red, Green, and Vio pop up* "Oh how I love the internet~"
Blue: o-o...
Red: "Hi, Blue~!" ^^
Me~: "Yay!" 8D
Blue: *freaked out smile* "Hi, Red!"
Me: "OMIGOSH HAI EVERYONE~"
Vio: *blinks* "Is that ice cream?"
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Red + sugar = ...
Me~: "Yup!"
Red: "Oooh, I want some!"
Me: "Oh! Go right ahead, Red!! OWO"
Blue: *continues eating Ice cream*
Vio: "Y-you're letting Them have ice cream? Have you ever seen Red on a sugar rush?"
Red: "Yippee!" *Starts eating ice cream*
Me~{In response to Vio}: "No." XD
Vio: O-O "You don't want to..." *grabs Red's Fire Rod*
Blue: *nomming*
Me: *happy spaz* "WE'RE EATING ICE CREAM WITH THE LINKS, THIS IS WONDERFUL~"
Red: "This is so yummy~" *Keeps nomming*
Me~: "This is so cool!" 8D
Vio: *stares* "Please don't let the sugar kick in..."
Me{In response to --Blue--}: "I KNOW~ I NEVER DREAMED I COULD EAT ICE CREAM WITH HYRULE'S HEROES~"
Me~: "I know! ^^"
Red: *Keeps eating, eyes glowing energetically*
Me: *squeal* I just wove these widdle Links~!" 8D
Vio: *irritated* "No ones listening."
Me~: "Sorry, Vio." ^^'
Red: *Stops* "I think that's enough. I feel all jittery~!" 8D
Vio: "...It's fine, but it's a little late..." *points at Red* "We're in for it now."
Blue: "Wait-- Oh gosh."
Me: "Oh PSHHH I get on sugar highs all the time! 8D"
Red: *Bouncing up and down* "I feel so energetic!" 8D
Me~: "... Uh oh." owo
Vio: *face palm* "That's what I was trying to say."
Blue: O-O "Woah, Uh, Red, Calm down Red..."
Me: "owo He reminds me of me..." 8D
Me~: "Whoops..." O.o
Red: "I-I can't! Too much sugar! Too much energy!"
Vio: *Clings to Fire rod* "Oh no you don't!"
Blue: "So this is why there are no sweets in Hyrule..."
Me: "... Okay, maybe this wasn't my best idea..."
Me~: "Ya think?" 
Red: "Y-You took my Fire R-Rod?"
Me~: "It's for your own good, Red." Owo
Me{in response to --Blue--'s criticism}: "Well you helped too!"
Vio: "I didn't take it, I'm just... Borrowing it! Yeah, because you might burn all of Hyrule with that sugar high."
Me: "Yeah! We did that with Blue's hammer too--"
Blue: "What? That's why I couldn't find my hammer?"
Me: "Oh snap. O_O"
Me~: "Ooh..." XD
Red: "I-I guess that m-makes sense..."
Vio: *blinks* "Think about... A calming Lake with a sunset over the horizon... That's calming.."
Me: *looking at Blue like O-O*
Blue: "I thought you said you didn't know where my hammer was..."
Red: *Calms down a little* "Ahh..."
Me~: X3
Vio: *relieved sigh* "Now we won't have to worry about this thing," *puts Fire rod down*
Blue: "So where is my hammer?"
Me: OWO'''' "HELP ME OUT HERE --BLUE--! owo"
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Rupee's
Vio: *smiles and gives Red a rupee* "That should wake you up a bit."
Red: *Takes* "Yay, thanks!" 8D
Vio: *chuckles* "No problem."
Blue: *looks at Vio* "Since when do you have rupees?!"
Me: "Oh dear..."
Me~: "Uh oh..."
Red: *Gulps*
Vio {@: Blue}: "We've defeated enough enemies, haven't we?"
Blue: "Yes, but-- Where do you even keep those?"
Vio: "I could ask you the same question..."
Me: *scoots over next to --Blue-- and Red* "This is like a volcano about to erupt..." xD
Me~: "I know right?" XD
Red: *Frowns*
Me: "This sounds really messed up, but we may need popcorn."
Blue: "I keep mine {Rupee's} in the same place you keep yours!"
Vio: "Which is where?"
Blue: ... >^<
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Blue and Vio being stopped in pre-battle
Blue: "...We were! Maybe... But... C'mon, it wouldn't have been that violent. There are children here..."
Vio: "Blue... You are a child. You're only twelve."
Blue: -.- "So are you, Vio."
Red: "... I'll just stay out of this."
Me: *face palm* "Don't try to fight about something else when you've just stopped. Let's just all share the popcorn."
Vio: "Mmm, popcorn." *walks over*
Blue: *shrugs* "Okay-- I could use some popcorn. That battle was exhausting."
Vio: "Blue, we never actually fought.
Blue: "Do you always have to be right, Vio?"
Red: *Facepalm* "Guys, knock it off! >.<"
Vio: *Chuckles* "Hey, Blue started it."
Blue: ... >^<
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Cuddling and... Yaoi?!
Me: "It's like we're in a fantasy, only a happy fantasy full of Link's that we can cuddle--"
Blue: "Wait, you want to cuddle us? I get enough of that from Red!"
Red: *Giggles* 8D
Blue: *irritated* "Not funny Red. Thanks to that now the internet if full of Yaoi!"
Vio: *facepalm* "SHH! I don't think Red knows what that is yet." *whispers* "AND IT'S BETTER IF HE DOESN'T."
Red: "Huh?" *Confused*
Vio: * smacks hand on Blue's mouth* "Nothing Red! Nothing at all..."
Me: O_O.......
Red: "Uh... Okay."
Me~: owo
Vio: *still staring at Blue* "Blue was just talking about... Um..."
Me: "SOMETHING. OWO"
Red: "I'm confused..."
Me~: "Don't worry about it."
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Fans?
Vio smiled. "Hey, we have fans! I was not aware of that..."
Blue: "I always knew I had fans."
Vio: "..."
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Storage
Me~: "Wow, even you don't know where you put your stuff?" XD
Vio: *shrugs while smiling* "Hey, we're just the characters! The creator knows where we put our stuff..."
Blue: *sarcastic smile* "I thought you knew everything, Vio!"
Red: *Rolls eyes*
Me: *face palm* "At least they're not fighting over Rupees..."
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Terrifying ideas
Blue: *grin* "I could pop up my own collection of Megaton hammers!"
Vio: "No! Blue, don't you dare!"
Me~: XD "That would be... frightening?" O.o "I don't even know. X3"
Vio: "YES, it would. If Megaton hammers can smash BOULDERS to pieces, imagine what he could do to us!"
Blue: "Hey, I'm not so cruel that I would use it on my friends! Geez, What made you think that?"
Vio: >.> "You hit Red over the head with an oar, and your mallet..."
Blue: "... That was back then, okay?!"
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... Poor Blue
Vio: *chuckles* "Oh, don't mind Blue. He's just irritated because he's embarrassed about what he did to little Red..."
Me~: "I understand." ^^'
Blue: *awkward smile* " Er-- heh..." *face palms*
Me~: XD
Vio: *elbows Blue, grinning* "Problem?"
Me~: "This is amusing." X3
Blue: *face palm again* "Vio... What are you even doing?"
Vio: *grin* "Oh, nothing.." *leans over and whispers to --Blue--* "You got that right~"
Me~: XD
Blue: *looks around awkwardly* "Um--Er--- Um-- What happened to the birthday cake?" *face palm*
Me~: *Shrugs* X3
Vio: *laughs softly* "Blue, are you guilty?"
Blue: "NOOOO. Um-- I'm just... Okay Okay, I already said it, but sorry I hit Red! >.>"
Vio: :3
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Insult?
Blue: "Well-- Thank-Thank you..."
Vio: *smile* "He isn't used to getting praise~"
Blue: O-o "Was that supposed to be an insult?"
Vio: *chuckles* "No..." o-o...
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Awkwardness
Me~: "Almost every time I try to read on a table in peace, some random group of people- mostly boys! o-o- sit down suddenly, then I'm like, 'Uh oh. O.O Awkward...'"
Vio: *raises eyebrow* "Hmm.. Sounds like the castle guards with Princess Zelda..."
Blue: *softly smacks Vio's shoulder* "It isn't the same in the real world as it is in Hyrule, Vio!"
Me~: "It isn't. It's more awkward because they're complete strangers. O.O They even try to get me to talk."
Vio: O.o "That's very weird..." *rubbing shoulder* "Geez, did I say it was the same, Blue?"
Blue: "...You implied it..."
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Zoning out
Blue: *irritated* "What? It's not like Vio doesn't Zone out!"
Vio: "True, but I don't zone out in the middle of a conversation..."
Me~: "Exactly." *Smirk*
Blue: >n< "Geez..."
Vio: >w> "C'mon Blue, we're kidding... Sort of.."
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Anger issues
Me~: "Yeah, don't be mad!" D:
*smirk* "Oh please-- You think this is mad, you should see me when I have my hammer." >:3
Vio: *face palm* "Don't even bring it up, Blue."
Me~: "I've already seen. You've demonstrated that on Red in the ice cave. O.o Now I fear you." O-o
Blue: O-O "Wait wait hold on a second!... I had anger issues then, but not anymore! I thought we went over this!"
Vio: *smirk*
Me~: "Uh-huh, right." *Nervous grin*
Blue: >.> "No, seriously, I used to have anger issues... Have you noticed how I haven't hit Red since then?!"
Vio: "Woah, calm down, Blue." >w>
Me~: "I know, geez."
Vio: *pats Blue* "Woah there, Blue~ I thought you said you didn't have anger issues. owo"
Blue: "I don't! but you guys just keep reminding me. >.>"
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Chill pills
Vio: *breaks in* "Blue, have this Chill pill! I invented it. *sparkle*
Blue: ...
Me~: XD
Blue: >n> "I DON'T WANT A CHILL PILL!"
Vio: o.o...
Me~: *Folds arms, chuckling* "Calm down, at least." XD
Blue: *smirk* "Well, Vio seems to like making jokes out of me..."
Vio: *chuckle*
Me~: "Yeah, I can see that." *Giggles* XD
Blue: >.>
Vio: *smirk*
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Jelly beans and Cannibalism
Vio: *pats Red's shoulder* "There there... Have some ... What ARE these?"
Blue: *grins* "Jelly beans! I got them from... *points at Me and --Blue--* "Them." *shrugs*
Red: *Smiles weakly* "Thanks."
Vio: *takes a jelly bean, staring at it*
Blue: *noms* "These are really good..." *awkward*
Red: *Noms* "Yeah!"
Vio: *small smile* "Yes, I suppose they are... Except for these black ones... >.>"
Red: *Makes a face* "Blech, those taste weird."
Blue: *>.<* "I think the dark mirror created the black ones!" XD
Vio: *smirks*
Red: XD "That's a possibility."
Blue: *disgusted face* "They sure taste like they were!"
Vio: *eye roll* "Here, Blue, just eat this..." *smirk* "Blue one."
Red: *Giggle*
Blue: *raises eyebrow, then spits out black jelly bean and takes the blue one*
Red: *Smiles*
Vio: *smirk* "You don't have to look so cross, Blue. Just because your eating something blue doesn't make it cannibalism." *chuckle*
Blue: >.> "I-- I knew that!"
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...Just the way Blue is...
Vio: *chuckle* "C'mon, Blue. Me and Red are just messing with you."
Blue: *smirk* "Hold on, Vio-- It's physically impossible for Red to tease me."
Red: "What do you mean by that?"
Blue: o-o "... Well, I mean, I'm always the one doing it to you, correct?" *sounds stupid*
Vio: *smirk*
Red: "I suppose." *Sigh*
Vio: *elbows Blue and whispers* "Well, he kinda just made you look really stupid."
Blue: "What was that, Vio?!"
Red: *Folds arms* X3
Vio: *bursts out laughing* "There's the Blue we know!" XDDD
Blue: *fumes*
Red: *Starts giggling*
Blue: *irritated face* "Are you guys serious?"
Vio: *still laughing* "Y-yeah! It's not often we get to do this!" XDD
Red: "You just get angry or irritated so easily!" XD
Blue: "Oh do I?!!"
Vio: "... Well, Blue, you sure aren't convincing us otherwise." XDDD
Red: *Nods, laughing* XD
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;^; Everyone likes to make Blue look stupid.
Don't worry, Red, Blue just doesn't like looking stupid--"
Blue: *shoves Vio* "Don't even start..."
Red: *Stifles another laugh*
Vio: *Does the same as Red*
Blue: >.> "..."
Red: ^^'
Vio: *grabs a jelly bean* "Here, Blue! Before you remember your hammer!"
Red: "Hehe..."
Blue: *smirk* "My hammer?"
Vio: O_O "Oh snap.
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Being called siblings + Megaton hammer = Trees? Owo
Blue: >.> "I thought my hammer would make Vio and Red stop laughing at my over jelly beans?"
Me: O_O "Th-They aren't laughing at you... At the moment-- Er-- they were just playing around, like, siblings do--" *face palm*
Vio: O_O "S-Siblings?!"
Red: "Since when were we related?" Owo
Me~: *Face palms* "I need to drown out this argument." *Pulls out iPod* "I am not going to get involved in this." X3
Me: "W-Wait! --Blue--, Don't leave me to face this alone! I can't believe I just called you siblings... Uh..."
Vio: *face palm* "I can't even begin to imagine... "
Blue: *throws hammer at a tree* "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
Me: ;w; "Blue, did you get rid of all your anger by chopping down that tree?"
Blue: "Chopping down the--" O_O *sees chopped down tree next to hammer* "That is not my hammer..."
Vio: O_O "That's the megaton hammer from OOT...."
; Me: "W-Wait! ~Red, Don't leave me to face this alone! I can't believe I just called you siblings... Uh..."
Vio: *face palm* "I can't even begin to imagine... "
Blue: *throws hammer at a tree* "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
Me: ;w; "Blue, did you get rid of all your anger by chopping down that tree?"
Blue: "Chopping down the--" O_O *sees chopped down tree next to hammer* "That is not my hammer..."
Vio: O_O "That's the megaton hammer from OOT...."
Red: O_O
Me~: O.O
Blue: *still staring at Chopped down Tree* O_O.... "Psshhh, I wasn't going to throw that at you guys!" *nervous laugh*
Vio: "... Yeah, sure you weren't...."
Me: "OMG, OOT LINK NEEDS THAT HAMMER!" *looks around* Where is he? OMG if he comes it will be a time paradox. O.o"
Red: "Uh..." *Stares*
Me~: "Oh boy." *Rolls eyes*
Blue: *freaking out* "I honestly thought that was my tiny mallet!!"
Vio: "You didn't notice it was super heavy?!"
Blue: "WHEN I'M MAD, I COULD LIFT ANYTHING. YOU'D THINK I'D NOTICE THE HEAVINESS OF A HAMMER?!"
Me: "CALM DOWN, ALL OF YOU! Except Red and --Blue--, they're calm. XDD"
Me: *Watches calmly, amused*
Red: *Winces*
Blue: *tries to calm down* "I honestly didn't think even the megaton hammer could cut down a tree.."
Vio: "It couldn't-- Until you threw it like that." x3
Blue: *sparkle* "That means I'm strong then!"
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UNIVERSE. EXPLOSION.
Me: *hears buzz, sees young OOT Link Near megaton hammer* "LIIIINK! HAI!"
Me~: *Looks over* "Oh, look who it is." X3
Red: "Huh?"
OOT Young Link: "Hm?" *sees Blue, Red, Vio, Me, and you* "O_O...."
Me: *squeals and leaps at him* "OMG I just played your game HAI! You came to join us!!"
OOT: "Woah, wait a second..."
Vio: *holding head* "Oh no... A time warp... I've got such a headache..."
Red: "Now I'm really confused!" O.o
Me~: "What the heck is going on?!" XD
io: *looks at Red* "You're telling me!"
Blue: *stares at Young OOT Link* "Who the heck is this guy?"
Me: "D'awww, c'mon, Link! There are four of you over there! I wonder if Skyward Sword Link will show up..." OWO
OOT: "Wait-- Who now? Four of me...Huh?" *is being dragged along* "But I need that hammer!!"
Me~: *Walks over, picks up Megaton hammer* "I'll give it to ya." *Walks back, hands it to Link*
Red: *Stares at Link curiously*
OOT: O-O "Th-Thanks...?!" *is freaking out* "Where am I, and why are there four ... *headache*"
Me: *grinning* OWO "You think this is weird, wait till we have ALL LE LINKS! Then everyone will probably pass out from confusion. x3"
Me~: "I really think this is enough." O.o
Red: *Just stares* "I-I don't know what to say..." o-o
Me: *giggles* "Well, I didn't MAKE OOT appear, he came himself... Somehow. ^W^"
Vio: "...Wait... If he's me, and Red, and Blue, and Green... Then.. Why is he so much taller? What? And how is he us if we're us--" *face floor*
Blue: "...He better not be an impostor..."
Me: "Well, Blue, according to the Legend of Zelda Timeline, Skyward Sword Link is all of your ancestors-- He watched over Minish cap Link, who watched over OOT Link's, who watched over Twilight princess Link, who watched over... It sorta gets lost after that. xD"
Blue: O_O.... *trying to process*
Red: O_O
Me~: "Uh..." O_O
Me: "Heh... Yeah, I don't get it either. owo I've been stalking Zelda Tumblr since this morning, so I learned a lot today. xDDD"
Blue: O_O... "So, this Skyward guy was guardian to WHO?"
Me: "Minish Cap Link, or Mini, as they nicknamed him. And He watched OOT, who watched--"
Vio: *face palm* "Not yet! I haven't finished processing!"
Me: O_O "Honestly, if SS Link appears I think the Universe will break again..."
Me~: "Ow... My brain hurts." O-o
Red: "I don't know what's going on." XD
Me: XDDD "Mine did too! I thought all the Link's were the same, but it turns out each Link dies at some point and watches over the next Link from a place called the Heroes realm! o-o"
Vio: ... "Can you repeat that another seven times?"
Blue: ... " And I thought the fact that we could meet inside this weird place called the internet was mind blowing. I think I lost my mind somewhere in this place..."
OOT: "You're telling me-- Wait.. Am I talking to myself?"
Me: OWO "OMG Technically you are, but you aren't!-- *explodes*"
Red: "Ugh, this makes absolutely no sense." -.-
Me~: "You're tellin' me." *Shakes head*
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Nobody knows anything! 8D
Me: "THREE CHEERS FOR INSANITY!"
OOT: "Where the heck am I, anyway?! Who are all you people?"
Blue: *face palm* "I can't do this... BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE A BIGGER VERSION OF MY MALLET?!"
OOT: "It's CALLED a megaton hammer! It's not a mallet!"
Vio: "BLUE! Do you HAVE to pick fights with EVERYONE? He's not even from the same game!" *is still so confused*
Red: *Groans* "I've just about had it with all these fights..."
Me~: *Face palms* "Oh dear..."
Blue: *eye roll* "I was just asking a question."
Vio: >.> "You shouted it, though..."
OOT: ... "Is... This normal?"
Me: "Yeah, they always fight like this. x3"
OOT: "But.. If they're me... Then... Why..." *face palm*
Red: "I'm glad I'm not the victim of their fights anymore." X3
Me~: "So this is what it's like to know all of you..." *Face palm* "This... is great." XD
Me: *looks at Red and whispers* "Shh, don't give Blue any ideas. XDD"
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He did WHAT with my hammer?
OOT: "Wait-- What....?"
Blue: *looks at ~Red* "Erm... I'm so confused-- What about this Skyward guy ««Vio»» keeps mentioning?"
Me: "Oh! That's Skyward sword Link! He isn't here... Yet... I'm not sure if he's going to randomly warp here or not. XDD"
OOT: "That reminds me... How'd I get here anyway?"
Me: O_O "I thought you were drawn to the Megaton hammer that Blue cut down the tree with?"
OOT: "Blue did WHAT with my hammer?!"
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Vio's view of Time warps
Vio: *looks over at Red* "I'm surprised we're alive-- Normally when this happens the universe has a super huge rip in the time space continuum when We meet older versions of us.... Ahh, my head!" *holds head* "How is this possible?"
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NEVER. SAY. YAOI.
Vio: ... *has headache, looks at ~Red* "How are you all standing this?"
OOT: "I don't... This is... Where is Hyrule, anyway?"
Me: *giggle* "Silly Link! This is the INTERNET~"
OOT: O_O "Y-You mean that place that I was told about that has all the Yaoi--"
Vio: " *AHEM* DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?!" *looks sternly at OOT then tilts head towards Red*
OOT: O_O... "Heh... The place with all the... Nyan cat.. Yeah, that's what I was going to say..."
Me~: "I'm not really involved with this." XD
Red: "Huh...?" *Looks from OOT to Vio, confused*
Me~: *Face palm* "Forget it, Red. Just forget it." -.-
Vio: "Y-Yeah! What she said, Red, we- We were just talking about the Nyan cat... Yeah..."
Blue: *twitch* "Looks like Link hasn't learned the RULE, yet...."
Red: "You guys confuse me." -.-
Me~: "Seriously, don't worry about it." X3
Me: "Y-Yeah!" *has horrified look on face as images of Link x Dark Link Yaoi pops into mind* "asdfghjkl..." OnO
Vio: *looks around frantically* "ER-- LOOK!! UP IN THE SKY!! IT'S, ER, A CLOUD!"
Blue: >.> "Nice save, Vio."
OOT: "So, obviously the "Y" Word is forbidden here?"
Blue: "YES!"
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Never give Blue weapons.
Red: "?"
Me~: *Pats Red's shoulder* "Ignore them. They're just being idiots." X3
Blue: "EXCUSE ME?!!?"
Oot: *Grabs megaton hammer* "Oh no you don't!!"
Me: *still face palming*
Vio: ...
Me~: "Yeah, I said it. I'm not afraid of you." XD
Blue: *FUMES* "LINK! GIVE ME THAT HAMMER!"
OOT: "You think when you're screaming with rage that I'm going to give you my HAMMER? How stupid do you think I am?!"
Vio: *trying to stifle laughter*
Me~: "OH, YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!" *Glares challengingly at Blue*
Blue: *is about to snap at you, but stops* "Oh are you kidding me?! I can't fight a girl!" *slumps onto floor* "Ughh... Just... With all these Link's around and all the ... *sigh* I can't take all this stress!!"
Me: *gives Blue a rupee* "It's alright, Blue... Everything will be okay..."
Blue: O_o "You sound like Red..."
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Stupid references...
Me~: *Triumphant smirk, turns back to the others*
Me: *smirks and elbows --Blue--* "C'mon, poor Blue is stressed like a Teen with a foot tall stack of papers of homework to do."
Vio: "What kind of a reference was that?!"
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THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
Blue: "Likewise, ~Red-- I don't know why I'm so mad either. I would've ripped Link's arm off for that hammer--"
OOT: "Wait, you were going to WHAT?"
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...Truce. For the sake of sugar.
Me:... "I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!" *throws cake and ice cream* "THE MOOD AROUND HERE IS SO DEPRESSING! EVERYONE EAT! NOW!! OWO"
Me~: *Screams* "CAKE!!!" *Jumps up, and grabs*
Me: *does same* "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE~"
Vio: *timidly grabs cake and eats*
Blue: *looks at OOT* "Okay, truce for now, or the cake will be gone..."
OOT: ..." Agreed?" *shrugs, then eats cake*
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Blue: The only person who can work relationships into a coversation about Ice cream.
OOT: ... *tries some* *smile* "Hmm... That is good... It tastes like it's made of Malon's Lon Lon milk."
Blue: *smirk* "And just WHO is MALON?"
Vio: "Blue, don't be rude...."
Me~: "Oh, I remember Malon!" *Smile* "The girl from the ranch. She was one of my favorite characters."
OOT: "Yeah! I remember too-- We had tons of laughs together." *grin* *looks at Blue* "And just what do you mean by that?"
Vio: "NOTHING." *nervous laugh*
Me~: *Hums* X3
OOT: *narrows eyes* "Well, if you meant it like THAT Blue, I could say the same thing to you--"
Vio: "ALRIGHT!!" *shoves ice cream and cake into both of their faces*
Me: O_O
Me~: O.O "Okaaay..."
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...So they have Ice cream all over them...
Blue: "VIO!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!??" *wiping ice cream off face* "NOW I'M STICKY AND COLD!!"
OOT: *silently cleaning face of delicious sweets* ...
Vio: "You guys wouldn't be quiet!!! I helped you." *epic face*
Blue: "IF I HAD MY HAMMER I'D POUND YOU!!"
Vio: *smirk* "Well, once you eat some of that ice cream you'll just get all crazy and forget the conversation ever happened."
Me: *whispers to you* "Okay, I was expecting weird things to come out of this time warp, but even I'M Surprised."
Me~: "Aahh, this is amusing. XD"
Blue: "LINK!!! I THINK YOU'LL AGREE THAT I CAN USE THAT MEGATON HAMMER NOW!"
OOT: ... "I'd NEVER let you use it. You could be talking sweetly to a butterfly and I wouldn't let you have it."
Blue: "So you make up a situation that I have to be in, and it has to be THAT? Are you KIDDING?"
Vio: "Well, Blue, you'll probably kill me for saying this, but you DO have a soft side..."
Blue: "BE QUIET!!"
Me: *whispers back* "Yes, yes it is. XDD I kinda feel sorry for them-- It's like someone shoving a pie in your face, only it's partially melted ice cream. xDD"
Me~: *Giggles* XD
OOT: "Calm down, and do what I do," *uses internet and pops up wet towel and cleans ice cream off* "There. It's not THAT hard, Blue."
Blue: *fuming* "Are you saying I'm stupid?!"
Vio: "Now now, Blue, Link didn't say you were stupid. It's just that you fail to see the obvious most of the time."
Blue: "WOULD YOU JUST BE QUIET ALREADY? WHAT IS THIS, EVERYONE PICK ON BLUE DAY?!"
Vio: "... No, but that's a great holiday idea."
Me: *bursts out laughing* "Vio is so good at come backs!!"
Me~: XD "Go Vio!" *Laughing*
Blue: *whips around* "Why are you taking his side!?!?!!?"
OOT: "Because he's smart...?"
Blue: *fumes, then makes wet towel appear and washes face* "I'm only doing this because I want to, not because you told me to!"
Vio: "Why didn't you do it before?"
Blue: "FOR THE LAST TIME, BE QUIET VIO!!!"
Me: XDDDDD "Agreed, --Blue--, Agreed!"
Me~: *Laughs harder* "Ah... can't.... speak..." XD
Me: "I can't either!! XDD I'm starting to feel sorry for Blue!"
Blue: *throws towel* "I don't need your pity..."
OOT: "... Well, it might make you less aggressive..."
Blue: "It was bad enough when Vio makes me look stupid... WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY?!"
OOT: *smirk* "Your ancestor."
Vio: *chuckle* "Respect your elders, Blue!"
Me~: *Still giggling like crazy* XD
OOT: *sparkle* "Vio's right."
Blue: "... Vio's always right anyway. Tell me something I don't know."
OOT: "You probably don't know that you're not the main character."
Blue: "You guys will never let me live that down, are you?!"
Me: *burst out laughing, then looks over at --Blue-- and Red* "This is hysterical! Despite the fact that a weapon would turn the whole thing ugly really fast. XD"
Me~: *Laughing* "I just can't stop giggling!" XD
Red: *Giggles* XD
Me: XDDD "Me neither! It's been a while since they've had an all out war, hasn't it?"
Vio: *chuckle* "Well, Blue, it was pretty funny when you did that whole "Main character speech", just to be told off by Green." xD
OOT: *stifling laughter* "It makes me wish I had been there to see it. But I was already in the heroes realm..." *shrugs*
Blue: >_> "... Vio, go away!"
OOT: XDDD "Is that the best come back you can come up with? I'm seriously younger than you in this form..."
Blue: *FUMES*
Me~: *Laughs* "I'll never forget that mini rivalry between Blue and Green." XD
Me: XDD "I wouldn't call it MINI rivalry, I'd call it MAJOR RIVALRY!" xD "If Green was here, there'd really we trouble!"
OOT: *chuckle* "Something wrong, Blue?"
Blue: "You're joking, right?!"
Vio: "We've been joking the whole time, Blue!" XDDD
Me~: XD "I love watching fights like this."
Me: XD "Me too! Poor Blue, though. Everyone likes making him look stupid. xDD"
Blue: "I HEARD THAT!!"
Vio: "... Well, it's kind of true..."
Blue: "DID I ASK YOU?"
OOT: "No, but that doesn't mean we can't answer. x3"
Me~: *Nods* "It's sorta true!" *Bursts out laughing*
Me: XDD "Exactly! I feel sorry for him. xD"
Blue: >_> "Is it just my destiny to get teased?"
Vio: *shurgs* "Probably."
Blue: "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!"
OOT: "Are you saying you'd prefer to talk to me?"
Blue: "NO!! I was talking to myself!"
Vio: x3 "You may want to do that a bit quieter."
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B-B-B-B-BEN?! *huddles under covers*
Blue: *goes over to Red and plugs his ears* "Now, who is Ben?"
Vio: "..." *face palm*
Red: "What are you--" *Can't hear*
Me~: "Ben is basically a kid who played Majora's Mask at one point, then passed away. It's said that he drowned. His Majora's Mask game was saved by his grandfather, who sold it to another guy. The guy who bought it, Jadusable, began to play it. When he did the Fourth Day glitch, everything went downhill..." O.o *Pauses*
Blue: "Go on..." *curious*
Vio: *face palm* "To curious for your own good, Blue..." *listens anyway*
OOT: o-o...
Me: *makes sure Blue keeps covering Red's ears* "We wouldn't want poor Red to have nightmares every night..."
Red: *Blinks*
Me~: *Gulps* "Ahh... Jadusable got all freaked out because nothing was working like it was supposed to. West Clock Town was just... air... and the Song of Healing was taken straight from the game and played in reverse. And believe me, the Song of Unhealing is super creepy." O.O "Suddenly, the Elegy of Emptiness statue started to follow him. That statue looks like Link, but with a creepier face. It followed him EVERYWHERE. Like it was... haunting him..." *Shivers*
Me: O_O *shudder* "I-I-I..." *shaking*
Blue: *blinks* "A-And?" *trying to look brave*
Vio: *face palm* "Red isn't hearing any of this, is he?"
Me: "B-Believe me, I'm not going to let him."
OOT: "Th-There was a statue that looks like me?" O_O
Me~: "The statue cornered him in the back of the Dojo. He was totally trapped. Then the screen flashed, and a scream could be heard, loud. He ran out of the Dojo, then he was warped to the top of the Clock Tower. The Skull Kid floated above him, wordlessly, soundlessly. Jadusable, majorly spooked, shot the Skull Kid with 3 arrows. Then a text box appeared, saying: "That won't do you any good. Hee, hee." Link was then levitated in the air on his back, then randomly burst into flames and died." O.o
Me: O-O "OKAY, I'M LIKE, SCARED. ;JKSGKJGFKF I'M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW!!" O_O
Blue: O_O *falls over grabbing knees, letting go of Red's ears*
Vio: O_O
OOT: *freaking out* "I-I died?! What kind of game is this?!" *whimper*
Vio: *pats Link on shoulder*
Red: *Gasps* "Woah, what happened?!"
Me~: "Yeah, but you respawned. That happens in every game. In a game, you never die for good." *Looks at Red* O.o "Uh, nothing!" *Looks at others* "Maybe I've told enough of the story..."
Blue: O-O "Okay, may-Maybe Link was getting on my nerves, but hearing a story of him BURNING wasn't exactly..." *shudder*
Vio: "What he means is he's scared out of his wits."
Blue: "F-For once, I'm not going to snap back, Vio..."
OOT: *huddles on floor* "Sk-Skull kid must kill me a-a lot..." *whimper*
Me: *huggles Link* "It's okay, it's a creepy copy of the game, and you're not in that one.." *looks up at Red* "Believe me, Red, you don't want to know what happened. You D-Don't..." *shudder*
Me~: "I can't get the Song of Unhealing out of my mind!!" O.o *Hears* "GAAAAHH!!!" *Covers ears*
Red: "..." o-o
Me: *shakes Link* "It's okay! You need to help us, though! ~Red needs your help!!"
OOT: *looks up* "H-Huh?" *sees --Blue-- covering her ears* "O-Oh!" *grabs Ocarina and plays Saria's song*
Blue: *looks up* "That song is c-calming..."
Vio: ... "Blue, never go on creepypasta..."
Me~: *Hears Saria's Song, uncovers ears* "...Much better..."
Red: "I missed something here..." *Confused*
OOT: *weak smile* "I-I'm glad it h-helped. I-I wish it could've h-helped me a little m-more..."
Vio: "Don't worry, Link... It's not actually real... Er..."
Blue: *shiver* "Well, Red, you missed this story about the boy named Ben who--"
Vio: *leaps on Blue and smack hand across his mouth. "BLUE, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY CRAZY?!"
Me~: "Don't tell him!!" *Hugs Red*
Red: "Ben?"
Vio: *looking down at Blue with Hand on his mouth* "Red, don't even ask! Blue shouldn't have been so stupid as to mention it!!" *angry* "Honestly, I thought you cared about Red more than that!"
Blue: "Ieeee... Duuu!" *trying to get Vio's hand off face*
OOT: *face palm* "I thought Blue was too scared to talk about it... Apparently not, unless he just wants to hear Red scream..."
Me: *hugs Red on the other side, still freaked out by story*
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EEEH I'LL ADD MORE LATER!! xD