Sburb: New Session (Homestuck RP)

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    IC: Your name is LUKE. You are a MALE HUMAN. You have short, straight, black HAIR. You wear GLASSES. You are currently standing in YOUR ROOM. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You really like CATS. I mean REALLY. You like draw (especially cats) even if you are NOT THE BEST AT IT. You drink lots of COFFEE, which is partly why you don't SLEEP much. You like to play GAMES sometimes. You have also been known to drink CATNIP TEA at times, and you swear it helps you COMMUNE with cats.


    What will you do?
    OOC: Anyone can join. Say your species (troll, human, carapacian, cherub, other) first. You can only join as a carapacian after a sprite has been prototyped. NOTE: Strife specibi, lands, attacks, mythological roles etc... do NOT have to be canon.

    Your name is ELIZA. You are currently STANDING IN YOUR ROOM. You have a VARIETY of INTERESTS, including REALLY BAD, POINTLESS '90S CARTOONS. You like to PLAY BASKETBALL, evn if you aren't as well coordinated as some. Scattered around are various PLASTIC FIGURINES reflecting your mixed interests. You are usually drinking HOT CHOCOLATE ESPRESSOS or DIET COKE, which gives you LITTLE SLEEP.


    What will you do?

    The post was edited 1 time, last by Nettleyஐ is yrraH selytS ().

    Luke: Roar like a tiger and vomit on your bed.


    [size=11pt]You have no intention of doing that. You are slightly annoyed with yourself for thinking of that. Also, you have already roared like a tiger 5 times today.[/size]

    Eliza: RP as Squidward and don't wear pants.


    [font=trebuchet ms]Now why would you do something as stupid as that, even if you do stupid things every day? You wonder if you've been watching those Nicktoons so much you're turning into a pedo or something.

    The post was edited 1 time, last by Nettleyஐ is yrraH selytS ().

    Luke: Examine and captchalogue LAPTOP.


    [size=11pt]Your laptop is blue. It's desktop background is a picture of your adorable cat, Yamii. Your web browser is EREBUS, but that is not at all relevant, and will never be.
    You captchalogue the LAPTOP. Your fetch modus is SPECTRUM. If you put an item in the top card, when you retrieve it, it will be shot out at high speed. If you put it in the bottom card, it will not be propelled at all. The higher the card, the higher the propulsion. You put your LAPTOP safely in the bottom card. There are no other cards in your sylladex.


    You immediately take the laptop back out to check your Pesterchum. You check to see if Eliza, or anybody else, is online. [/size]
    OOC: Luke looks like this:

    OOC: Eliza looks like this:

    Display Spoiler


    Eliza: Go and check your non-portable computer for any recent messages.


    You walk over to the computer, careful not to slip on any My Little Pony dolls that might be in your midst.


    Display Spoiler

    The post was edited 1 time, last by Nettleyஐ is yrraH selytS ().

    Luke: Answer


    [size=11pt]-- AiluroPsychologist[AP]began pestering DoctorsuperFreak [DF]at 13:10 --


    AP: Hi, what's up?
    AP: I heard of this weird new game.
    AP: It apparently alters reality or something.    [/size]