Poland and a stranger's Italy

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  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


    You and the stranger both like Hetalia.


    Stranger: H-hello.


    You: Hi there! *Smiles*


    Stranger: H-hi. *smiles weakly*


    You: What's your name?


    Stranger: M-my name is Italy.


    You: Oh! I'm Poland. You're so adorable


    Stranger: T-thank you! *smiles*


    You: *Smirks* Like, what're you doing here?


    Stranger: I-I'm looking for a boy named New Roman Empire.


    You: Mmm... I can help you, if you want.


    Stranger: T-thank you! So much! I want to find him really bad..


    You: I totally understand broksi.


    Stranger: M-mr. Austria said he was dead. But he's too strong to die, and he promised he'd come back..


    You: You can never break a promise, Italy! Let's go find him!


    Stranger: Y-yay! *smiles and starts walking*


    You: *Goes with Italy* So, tell me about yourself


    Stranger: W-well.. I like to draw and bake.. And I do chores.. And people think I'm a girl.


    You: It doesn't really matter if you're a girl or a boy, right?


    Stranger: Well, yes.


    You: Mmm.. Not to me


    Stranger: N-no, I meant it dosen't matter. I don't really care.


    You: Oh. I totally didn't get it! Ha, yeah. It shouldn't matter.


    Stranger: Uh-huh! But I do kinda wanna be a girl, so the people who do care wouldn't judge me.


    You: My friends wouldn't judge you.


    Stranger: W-who are your friends? *smiles*


    You: *smiles back* This girl named Ukraine and a cool bro of mine named Lithuania.


    Stranger: They sound nice... *smiles widely* New Roman Empire is my only real friend. And pasta.


    You: Your friend is pasta? That's awesome! I also have a pony


    Stranger: *gasps* A pony? What's her name?


    You: Her name is Warszawa


    Stranger: Wow..


    You: So kick-a**, right?


    Stranger: Uh-huh! *nods*


    You: ((Timeskip to WWII, when they're still friends?))


    Stranger: ((okay! :D))


    You: ((XD))


    You: *Calls*


    Stranger: *picks up* hello?


    You: Yooo, Italy!


    Stranger: Hey! *smiles*


    You: So guess what? Liet called me just now and he was like, peeing himself or whatever. Ya know why? Cause apparently Russia is attacking.


    Stranger: Russia's attacking? Ooohh...


    You: Omg! How gay, right? Anyway, I wanted to tell you that I'm painting my house this weekend.


    Stranger: Oh, cool. Need any help?


    You: Duhh! That's why I like, called you? Of course


    Stranger: Oh, yeah! Sure! Heh..


    You: So like, come over!


    Stranger: Okay! I'll be right there.


    You: Kay, like, see you soon!


    Stranger: * hangs up and runs over*


    You: *Waiting outside with an apron on*


    Stranger: *runs to the yard wearing old clothes* Hey!


    You: Sup, broski!


    Stranger: Nothing much! *smiles*


    You: I got you a brush! Here's the paint


    Stranger: Thanks! * picks up the brush and paint*


    You: *within the hour, half the wall is painted. Poland is, too.* Wow


    Stranger: Yay! *claps*


    You: I look really cool, don't I?


    Stranger: Yes. Yes you do. I painted a picture of New Roman Empire on my forehead! *pulls back hair*


    You: Dude! Sooo cute! Gimme one of Lietlet!


    Stranger: Kay! *puls back your hair and starts painting*


    You: *Smiles*


    Stranger: *finishes painting Lietlet* der you go!


    You: So cool, right?


    Stranger: Yeah, I think so! *smiles*


    You: So like, ya know how Germany is making tanks? Well, from what Liet says. But anyway, guess what I got?


    Stranger: What? *smiles*


    You: I totally ordered like, a thousand ponies!


    Stranger: :D ponies.


    You: XD I love them!


    Stranger: Ponies! You should paint one blue and then give it wings.


    Stranger: Cuz like, then you'd have a blue flying pony and it would stand out.


    You: Oh yeah! It'd be totally cool!


    Stranger: Yeah! Or green. Blue or green. Does paint kill ponies? :I


    You: Or pink! And probably not.


    Stranger: Or pink! :D or probably not.


    You: Yeah! So like, have you seen New Rome?


    Stranger: ..no.


    You: Oh. Wanna go look for him?


    Stranger: S-sure! *dosen't want to Amit he almost gave up hope.*


    You: Let's go!


    Stranger: K-Kay! * walks*


    You: *Goes into forest* So how's everyone at your house?


    Stranger: Their okay... *looks down*


    You: Awesome!


    Stranger: Y-yeah! *fakes a smile*


    You: *Genuine smile*


    Stranger: *glances around* d-do you... Maybe think.. H-h-h-he actually may have d-d-died?


    You: No way!


    Stranger: Heehe... Yeah. He promised.


    You: Ya. You totally can't break promises.


    Stranger: Uh-huh!


    You: *Takes hand* Come on, let's keep looking.


    Stranger: *grasps and looks around*


    You: H-hey... Is Germany like, gonna attack me?


    Stranger: ....... I don't think.


    You: Ok, good. I heard that he was.


    Stranger: ... Umm.. I don't know, actually. He is pretty aggressive. And he has been acting up lately.l


    You: OMG, what if he is?


    Stranger: .. Then I'll totally throw cookies at him.


    You: Haha, yea!


    Stranger: Yeah! *smiles and laughs*


    You: *Laughs a bit too, smiling*


    Stranger: *smiles back* I wonder if he figured out I was a boy yet.


    You: Who, New Rome?


    Stranger: Yeah.


    You: Mmm. Probably nt


    Stranger: ..probably. *blushes*


    You: He'll love you either way.


    Stranger: Hopefully, but if war changed him..?


    You: War changes us all, ya know? But sometimes it takes more than a war to change how we like, feel.


    Stranger: *glances at you* you're really deep at times.


    You: *Winks* Pssh, not really.


    Stranger: *smiles* well, if he does care, I'll glue myself to him until he likes me.


    You: Hey! That's my tactic! *Smiles*


    Stranger: *smiles and laughs*


    You: *Stretches* So what if Germany hates me? Like, what'll you do?


    Stranger: I will Love and accept the sh** out of him. Just kidding, I'll hit him over the head with a chair or something.


    You: Haha, jeez Ita!


    Stranger: *laughs*


    You: *Smiles and pokes face*


    Stranger: .... *glances to the side* did you hear something?


    You: *Looks up* no..


    Stranger: ....


    You: *Listens*


    Stranger: Must be my imagination, but I usually just imagine finding New Rome.


    You: I imagine Liet in a skirt or something. What did you hear?


    Stranger: .... I don't know.


    You: Hmm..


    Stranger: .... Huh. So.. Have you and Liet ever do something... You know? *glances at you* not that it's my business, just wanted to know.


    You: *Blushes* L-like, stuff?


    Stranger: Yeah. Stuff.


    You: Like, the mushy stuff? H-heh... W-well...


    Stranger: *glances at you, smirking*


    You: *Blushes, hiding face* Aaaw!


    Stranger: I'll tell you what I and New Rome did before he left if you tell me.


    You: .... I kissed him.


    Stranger: ... *smiles and laughs* you two are so cute together..


    You: Duh! I know! *winks* I've never seen New Rome, but from what you say, he sounds totally cute.


    Stranger: He is cute... *smiles and looks at the ground*


    You: Oh! So ya know how we all have like, human names? What was his?


    Stranger: ...umm... You know... I d-don't know. I forget.


    You: Oh. That's okay, I forget my own sometimes.


    Stranger: Me too. Felcino or something? Probably not even close.


    You: Ha! Awww, too cute!


    Stranger: *blushes* haha! *smiles*


    You: *Stops* Okay, now I totally just heard something!


    Stranger: Yeah, me too..


    You: *looks around*


    Stranger: I-is anyone there?


    You: *No reply* Omg..


    Stranger: W-what?


    You: I totally left the paint out... Let's get back..


    Stranger: Yeah. * walks home*


    You: *Goes with*


    Stranger: *glances around*


    You: Inside!


    Stranger: I know! I just heard the noise again..


    You: *Goes inside*


    Stranger: * follows*


    You: Do you want some bigos?


    Stranger: Y-yeah, s-sure. Thanks.


    You: *Gets some from the fridge*


    Stranger: *sits on the couch, looking down*


    You: You okay, broski?


    Stranger: Y-y-yeah.. *fights back tears*


    You: Ita, you don't look totally happy as usual


    Stranger: .. *tear rolls down cheek* flashback, I'm fine.


    You: Okay..


    Stranger: I


    You: ...? What, Ita?


    Stranger: I umm... *hugs knees*


    You: *Looks at*


    Stranger: .. *fakes a smile* it's okay.


    You: *Raises eyebrow* Um, Ita, you were totally just crying


    Stranger: ... Yes, but that was become.. Um.. Alpaca. I was crying because of an alpaca.


    You: ....


    Stranger: ....


    You: You had an alpaca?


    Stranger: No.


    You: Oh.


    Stranger: I just.. I'm okay.


    You: *Hugs suddenly*


    Stranger: *blushes* wh-what?


    You: Don't be all shy or whatever.


    Stranger: ... Yeah, okay! *hugs back*


    You: Don't like, be afraid to tell me what's bothering you'n stuff.


    Stranger: Fine.. I... Think he might be dead. I know he said he'd come back but.. I don't think I'll ever find him.


    You: Ita...


    Stranger: And...if I did find him, I doudt he'd Remember me, much less like me.


    You: I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't like you


    Stranger: ..... You make me feel so much better. *hugs*


    You: *Hugs back* Totally what friends are for, right?


    Stranger: Yeah. *smiles*


    You: Wanna paint our nails?


    Stranger: Hee.. Okay!


    You: I'll got get the nail stuffs!


    Stranger: *smiles*


    You: *Comes back with huge bucket of nail polish*


    Stranger: Yay!


    You: X3 Like, what colors, Ita?


    Stranger: I don't even know. :3


    You: Kay, I'll just paint them pink. ((It's like, twelve here! So, do you have a tumblr? Or WCRPG?))


    Stranger: ((no. D:))


    You: ((Fuuuu! TTpTT Make a WCRPG account or something. It's easy!~))


    You: http://warriorcatsrpg.com/index.php


    Stranger: ((Kay! I'll make one, but my Internet is not being nice! D: okay, within a week, look for an account called Italy's Lamp or something close to that.))


    You: Ok!


    You: I'll send you a thread


    Stranger: Kay!


    ((On Omegle. Too good of an RP to pass up, right?))