I was flying over the mountains. Like any other Christmas Morning. Nobody was awake yet. Or I hope not. But, I always do this hoping to find some peace in the world. And I did. In a small town called Portsmouth. There was the whole town square thing goin' on. With the largest Mini Christmas Tree in the world. They were all cluttered around, handing presents to one another. I kinda wish we did that. But they would all think I'm weird. So I won't. But as I perched on a tree branch, I began to wonder. "Where is Fang right now? Why did he leave in the first place? And most importantly, why am I talking to myself in my head?"
"I don't know. Why are you talking to yourself in your head?"
"Hello strange voice in my head! Why I don't believe we've met before. Well, I'm max, and who are you?"
"No time for fun and games Maximum. Time to do your job. You have to-" I interrupted my own thought. (Whoa, Can I do that?) "First of all, what the heck is my job, and second, what do I have to do?"
"I was just going to answer that, before you INTERRUPTED ME!!!!!!!"
"Well, sorry. A girl's gotta' be curious." I looked down on the town, just as the branch broke. What a coincidence. I began falling, and falling, but then I realized that I had wings. But that was about when I was 30 feet off the ground. AND, all of Portsmouth could my beauties. (Wings. Not those other- BLAH! I won't even go into it!)
"Oh my gosh! Look! An angel sent down from the heaven's!" someone yelled. Oh, well at least I'm not a devil! I flapped my wings a few times, and a shiver went through my spine. "Up and away!" said my wondrous head voice. "Good idea!" I thought. I shot upward like a bullet being shot. Okay, not a good metaphor. Write that in the book. But, anyway, the person down in the little town yelled again, "Look! It's leaving! I wonder what message it meant to leave us?" I flew back home just as people were waking up. "Hey [insert flock member's name of choice here. But not Fang because he is far far away]. Happy Christmas!"
Please correct her that is Merry Christmas. Not Happy. That's for new year.