"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up." "— (The Titan's Curse)
""Dreams like a podcast,
downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."—Percy and Apollo (The Titan's Curse)
"So is that why you hate me because you didn't want me to know?"