Silver glared furiously at the elf. (not Holly, the kidnapper or whatever)
Artemis gave no sign that he had heard other than a slight nod. "If you'll excuse us, Mr. Chase, Butler and I have business to attend. Debate on my proposition until our next meeting."
Artemis walked back to Butler. "Where is Holly now? And how are we to enter Haven?"
A tall mudman stared back. She was sourend by pixies working macherny.
"Fowl, fowl, fowl I am not insane but perftly logical. How is captan Short?" he asked causly waching them go.
Butler stoped dead.
"Who in Frond's name are you?!" Silver spat out, then muttered a trail of Gnommish obscenities.
Artemis was a better actor than Butler. "I was not aware you had military acquaintances, Mr. Chase, and therefore I doubt I know this 'Captain Short' of which you speak of with such interest. I'd be simply fascinated to hear about him, but right now we really must get going."
Artemis turned around and walked off.
"Ah but Mr.Fowl Im shure captan Short is more remeberd by Butler here now I thank you remder the dwarfs." A hole started apering at there feet.
"I'm sure mr Fowl will be joining us soon" she said
holly was still nocked out
Artemis backed away, not letting the worry show on his face. Dwarves? Was Mr. Chase a dwarf? He looked much too tall and hair-less to be a dwarf, but........
Silver glared with undisguised hate. "Who are you?! What do you want?!"
"I asure you Im human, or mudman. I just have a clver daughter. Im shure youll love her" Artims and Butler diceperd.
The girl in the pink ignored Silver. "Send papa a shuttle and someone bring me a latta"
Artemis looked bemusedly around.
Silver tried again. "Hello, room service? Get me out of here!"
"Hello said a dworf nocking him and a varry spushed butler.
"Will SOMEONE gag that elf I DONT wont to explane myself twice." she said pointing at silver
spushed? what?)
Artemis did not reply, trying to understand what just happened.
"Don't you dare!" Silver growled, snapping at anybody who came near with unusually sharp teeth.
occ squeshed
the to mud men were tied and carried to the others.
siping a latta the girl wached as the pixi continued
oh.....it's spelled squished, though)
Artemis frowned at the tattered state of his suit. Then, he noticed his surroundings. "Hello, Holly. Do you know were we are?"
Silver looked at the 'newcomers'. "Hey, Butler. And you must be Artemis. Hello to you, too. I'm Silver."
But before Artemis could answer her, she yelled out, "Will one of you cowpogs tell me where in Frond's name I am and why I'm here or I'll......." Here she trailed off into a long string of Gnommish obscenities. Unfortunately, Artemis was proficient enough at Gnommish to understand each and every one of them.
holly had woken "been wores but artemis what happende too you?"
butler had to be put in a cage. "at least theres no trolls" he said.
"good introductions over. Im shure artimis will remeber me" soid the girl wolking over.
occ brenda chase u go too school togeather, she has glasses and passing with Ds inrolled recelently
"The same thing that's happened to you," Artemis replied grimly. When the girl walked over, his eyes widened in recognition and he contemptuously said, "Brenda Chase. The idiot girl. You don't know the simplest of things. You're definitely not the brains of this outfit. So, tell me. Who is."
Meanwhile, Silver tried an old LEP trick for undoing bonds. She rubbed her wrists against the rope, chaffing them. Theoretically, her magic should come to heal her wrists, and Silver could siphon some off to cut through the ropes.
" ofcorse im the brains im just not as flashy. you know stelling paintings and going on resque missions." she said.
"You brain is no larger than that of a Stegosaurus," Artemis scoffed.
Silver tried to hop over to Brenda and kick her (though she failed), all while insulting her in every language on and below the Earth.
"So Nieve Artimes, if I had the brain stegosorus could I have found faries, planted a false blue print in Foltys computer, lured Holly outside haven, lured YOU Artimis to paris all the wile building an under ground crimnal empire?" she asked "And you have horid language" Brina said non-chalnty.
"The brain of a dumb primate," Artemis offered. "The very best I can get you."
Silver disliked being ignored, and struggled to her feet.
"Oi! You cowpog! What the heck are we doing here and why do you want us?"
"You were draged here on acendent, Holly and Butler are here not to interfear and for artimes I have a job" She said to silver.
Hollys mind was racing as she looked for escape.
Butler was waiting.
"I'd rather not," Artemis said.
Silver kicked Brenda, hard.
OOC~Recap?
IC~