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    They're funny? Really?
    I should go sharpen my tongue then.
    They aren't meant to be funny, you half-wits.

    Which is precisely why you are, Crystal. Supposedly, anyway. I try to be funny and end up sounding like a goth guy. At least there isn't any more 'Dunce from Dallas...' Ugh, what a horrible year.

    Hi, guys. Secret forced me to make an account thing on here. Sadly, I don't have a profile pic yet-but I will, and it'll be awesome. ;) By the way, Rayk-you ARE a goth guy, so maybe that's why. Don't worry, you're still funny-just in a goth emo thingy kinda way.

    Gee, thanks. I've always wanted to be funny. *deadpans* No, not really. And, I liked you better when you cease and desist, Snow Princess.


    Stop it -- 134jlkdssafn


    I know... This is getting out of hand. -.-

    Maybe we should like..... *strokes chin* um......... *taps head* GAH. I dunno, something that will help them get along better!

    Trap them on an island in Japan! Oh... wait... we've been there, done that. What about... put them in a coup...les... No, we did that too... -.- What is there?

    Bad Ariana! No bribery! -_-" This ain't a game show.

    I find it awkward when Im' one of the only two or three people posting on a thread, and the other person suddenly has some post that's really dramatic and obvious, but whatever-it-is doesn't make a sound or noise... It's just like 'what now? If you want me to do something, leave a trace. Leave a sound.'


    -.-

    Scrayp does not get his own profile. He's too awful for that.

    Awww, man! Btw-he's just too COOL for his profile :P. Oh well. Ugh..Ink is pestering me and Secret won't let him post on her account, so he'll post here.
    Hello. By the way, I was not 'pestering' Ariana. I was just annoyingly persuading her. By the way-Ariana will NOT LEAVE ME ALONE about her crush on Scrayp or whatever his name is. She just keeps on talking about him every day. I feel like jumping off a building nowadays. God, I liked her before she had her menstrual
    Ink was being mean in his post, so I had to drag him away from the computer. ^-^ Anyways, what shall we chat about now that I'm bored?

    *facepalm* God, Ari will never give up, will she? Sheesh.

    ... No. I don't think he will. He's too head-over-tail for Galen.... As much as that disturbs me. -.-"


    Galen: *growls from behind profile*

    Poor, poor Ari...she'll probably go into a spiraling pit if depression when she hears this..oh well.