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    ....They took control of the giant courteney thnks to me having done my research prject on "how to control monsters" so that the town may stand a chance. But as th Chibu drew nearer I realized i was still missing the one thing to control the courteney. I was missing ....

    The most important item to controlling her. The almighty left hand of the gods. She would find so much love from that hand that she would destroy the nearly approaching monster. So now to get the battle started they...

    ...Put a paper bag over her face to give the Chibu a false sense of security. They also equipped the Courteney with a picture of her ex's and a list of excuses for different things. Finally...

    The mighty chibu arrived and saw the beast standing before her. But what courtney did not know is that the beast was pretending to be whom she was not. Catching courteney off guard and causing her to fall in love with her and start to stalk chibu, making her.

    ....lie even more to try and cover her tracks. The Chibu even made up an accent to try and escape but it was to no prevail. Batman, the Courteney, and I all saw through the lies and eventually found out. Then the chibu deleted her very own existence from their lives and then the town was left with the courteney. But what we did next astounds me even to this day. We...

    Convinced the mighty courteney that we all had attempted suicide and made her feel that it was her fault for it. Forcing her to leave the town and never return. As soon as she left the town rejoiced an...

    ...*and the White Knight, Batman, and I all put money together to pay for a Yulia Volkova. After we had enough money to buy her we....

    ... Took her home and made her sing. But then Chibu came back as an ugly blond monster and...

    ...Yulia used her sexiness to take down the Chibu, yet AGAIN, and drove her away. Then Yulia continued to sing and gave me a hug. On the verge of passing out...

    The almighty Jabberwock came from nowhere to save the day and keep me conscious, due to his extreme awesomeness, and then joined the party. But then suddenly..

    ... Nyan Cat came and pooped on my haed waking me up and...

    ...Then Courteney came back and ate it, scaring everyone form her random appearance. Then I...

    Was the first one through the window, screaming as I ran down the road, trying to get help but only causing a panic as all the towns people saw her coming up behind me. Then out of nowhere...

    ... A building started on fire because of Courteney's ugliness. But then...

    ....the mayor awarded courteney a cow from sympathy for her. However the cow decided to trample her. Then multipple gamers joined in because of certain reasons.


    ooc: ~dont read if you dont know the end to final fantasy13-2 and plan on doing so ic:

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    The gamers, including Jabbers and I, ran up to her and threw our xbox's at her from such rage. However she....

    Burst into tears, but then soon after forgot why once again. And then got bored and decided to make up a fake boyfriend that she had to get to, and hurried off out of the town to "meet him." Soon after the town threw a party in rejoice of all of the terrible events being over, so they decided to...

    have a wonderful wedding ceremony between Jabbers and I. However things took a strange turn when...

    ... we go back to take Yulia Volkova to the party. But then her singing was so good the it revived Courteney. Seeing her face without a paper bag, the mayor started on fire and...

    Jabbers, being as awesome as he was, cast his mighty magic spell, known as depression on Courteney, causing her to leave and never return in the history of ever. Not only that, but someone heard an explosion, making them assume she stole a car, and blew it up with herself in it. When the singing was over Jabbers and I...

    ..Went to meet Yulia Volkova since we bought her. Being her owner I had every right to touch, hug, and stare at her for a looonnnnggg time. So when I got over there I did just that. Then...