Awesome world of eclispe!( friends only!)

It is the World Conference. America decides to start off.
“Dude, I think the World Conference can convene, solving all of today’s problems by talking excessively!”
Belgium looks up at America.
“No matter how hard it seems we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops!”
Spain is poured some coffee while he listens.
“Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for reelection!”
Finland and Sweden are sitting beside each other.
America points to a picture. It is of a poorly drawn person in red clothing with his hands around the Earth. “I’ll go first! About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we’ll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have him protect the Earth. I give you the Superhero Global Man!”
Japan pipes up, “I agree with America.”
He is then cut off by Switzerland. “Man up, bro! I’ll beat you with my peace prize!”
England joins in. “There’s no way some hero will help with global warming or humanity’s enslavement.”
…so does France. “If Britain and America don’t agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both?”
“AGINCOURT!” England yells.
All at the same time, America, England, and French talk to each other.
America; “You Frenchies love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?”
France; “Ever since we lost our status as a world superpower condescending superiority and wine is all we have left.”
England; “Don’t be too hard on yourself; you still have mimes and body odor.”
Then China starts talking to himself. “Western nations are so immature; I doubt they ever grow up. Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs that seems to work.” He then says to the three of them, “Would you like to sample some Chinese tasty treat?”
France and England are fighting as they respond, “We’ll just get hungry again!”
Spain walks up to Russia. “Hey, why don’t you say something Russia? They’ll stop fighting if you go over and step in.”
Russia replies, “What? Why me? No thanks. I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help-”
Lithuania looks at Russia with a troubled expression.
Belarus stands behind Latvia’s chair as he cries. Russia comes over. “-then Latvia will be right behind!”
Estonia chimes in, “You’re so tough, next time you’ll try to pick a fight with Haiti.”
“Do you have a floating detachable head?” Russia asks.
Poland steps in front of Lithuania and says to Russia, “If you get any closer to Lithuania I’ll get Lech Walesa and go all solidarnosc on you!”

While all of this yelling is going on, Greece is asleep and snoring in his chair.

Germany is obviously annoyed by this. “EVERYONE SHUT UP!”
France and England stop fighting. “Germany?”
“We’ve called this conference to solve the world’s problems, not to fight about the problems of our past, and since I’m the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we’ll follow my rules from here on out! Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit-chat about side-deals, and absolutely no going over the time-limit! Now if you want to go make sure you’re prepared and raise you hand, but do so in a way that does not mock innocent routes of my country’s past!”
A single hand goes up in the crowd.
“Germany recognizes his friend, Italy!” he yells.
Italy smiles brightly and says, “PASTA!”