Odd Ways to Get Kicked Out of the Clans!! NOT a badge event!

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I wish I was allergic to cilantro
-Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Woman: High heels that fit.
-Wonder Woman and Batman having a discussion about shoes

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OOC: Nice. XD

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IC:

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Do you think Kal could act as Superman if he didn't come from the world he did, or appear as he does? If he looked like J'Onn J'Onzz or even Steel? The luxuries of his gender and his upbringing shape him as the ultimate creature of privilege. But Kal is a hero because he uses everything he's been given to make the world the best place it can be. I can't help where I'm from, Lois. And I won't apologize for it. I can only continue to be the best person, the best Amazon, I can be.
-Wonder Woman to Lois Lane.

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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman) I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
-Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman deciding where to eat.
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I have an idea take all the kits and say "Come with me children." Then take them all to a badger den push them in and yell "THE KITS JUST THREW THEMSELVES INTO THE BADGER DEN AND ITS GETTING ANGRY!" to everybody in the clan "ITS RAMPAGING TOWARDS OUR CLAN!" then the next day drag the badger out and shove firestar into it then yell " ITS GOT FIRESTAR RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" and slowly kill off the entire clan.

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I wish I was allergic to cilantro
-Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Woman: High heels that fit.
-Wonder Woman and Batman having a discussion about shoes

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OOC:

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IC: Get some nightshade and tell the kits it tastes good, then start giving it to apprentices. Then hide death berries in the prey.

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Do you think Kal could act as Superman if he didn't come from the world he did, or appear as he does? If he looked like J'Onn J'Onzz or even Steel? The luxuries of his gender and his upbringing shape him as the ultimate creature of privilege. But Kal is a hero because he uses everything he's been given to make the world the best place it can be. I can't help where I'm from, Lois. And I won't apologize for it. I can only continue to be the best person, the best Amazon, I can be.
-Wonder Woman to Lois Lane.

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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman) I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
-Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman deciding where to eat.
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LOL Take the apprentices on a special "adventure" in which you blindflod them and throw them into the path of a moving monster,throwing them through a twoleg's window,and dying their fur neon sparkly rainbow.

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I wish I was allergic to cilantro
-Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Woman: High heels that fit.
-Wonder Woman and Batman having a discussion about shoes

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OOC: XD Make Twoleg "kits" follow you strait into camp.

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IC:

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Do you think Kal could act as Superman if he didn't come from the world he did, or appear as he does? If he looked like J'Onn J'Onzz or even Steel? The luxuries of his gender and his upbringing shape him as the ultimate creature of privilege. But Kal is a hero because he uses everything he's been given to make the world the best place it can be. I can't help where I'm from, Lois. And I won't apologize for it. I can only continue to be the best person, the best Amazon, I can be.
-Wonder Woman to Lois Lane.

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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman) I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
-Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman deciding where to eat.
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Steal some twoleg paint and while everybody is sleeping you paint every single thing (including the cats) in camp.

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I wish I was allergic to cilantro
-Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Woman: High heels that fit.
-Wonder Woman and Batman having a discussion about shoes

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OOC: Tell Firestar that Sandstorm's kits are really Dustpelt's. XD

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IC:

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Do you think Kal could act as Superman if he didn't come from the world he did, or appear as he does? If he looked like J'Onn J'Onzz or even Steel? The luxuries of his gender and his upbringing shape him as the ultimate creature of privilege. But Kal is a hero because he uses everything he's been given to make the world the best place it can be. I can't help where I'm from, Lois. And I won't apologize for it. I can only continue to be the best person, the best Amazon, I can be.
-Wonder Woman to Lois Lane.

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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman) I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
-Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman deciding where to eat.
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Grab all the kits and make them do a rythmic gymnastic routine. XD

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I wish I was allergic to cilantro
-Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Woman: High heels that fit.
-Wonder Woman and Batman having a discussion about shoes

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OOC: Become the deputy. Mix up the boarder patrols, hunting patrols, and everything else. Maybe you'll confuse enough cats.

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IC:

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Do you think Kal could act as Superman if he didn't come from the world he did, or appear as he does? If he looked like J'Onn J'Onzz or even Steel? The luxuries of his gender and his upbringing shape him as the ultimate creature of privilege. But Kal is a hero because he uses everything he's been given to make the world the best place it can be. I can't help where I'm from, Lois. And I won't apologize for it. I can only continue to be the best person, the best Amazon, I can be.
-Wonder Woman to Lois Lane.

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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman) I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
-Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman deciding where to eat.
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When you become leader just yell " THROW THE CHEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEE" and if anybody says "WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!" say " well.ಠ_ರೃ According to my associates we should tell them that they should buy stock elsewhere." in a snobby voice "And if they don't stop go to court and get a restraining order." then take a breath " oh and when you get a lawyer-" automatically chnage into a jersey accent " Get ma ladeh Delilah and her cousin J-woww."

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I wish I was allergic to cilantro
-Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Woman: High heels that fit.
-Wonder Woman and Batman having a discussion about shoes

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OOC: Okay, you won. XD

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IC:

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Do you think Kal could act as Superman if he didn't come from the world he did, or appear as he does? If he looked like J'Onn J'Onzz or even Steel? The luxuries of his gender and his upbringing shape him as the ultimate creature of privilege. But Kal is a hero because he uses everything he's been given to make the world the best place it can be. I can't help where I'm from, Lois. And I won't apologize for it. I can only continue to be the best person, the best Amazon, I can be.
-Wonder Woman to Lois Lane.

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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman) I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
-Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman deciding where to eat.
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The Lady Phantomhive wrote:

When you become leader just yell " THROW THE CHEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEE" and if anybody says "WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!" say " well.ಠ_ರೃ According to my associates we should tell them that they should buy stock elsewhere." in a snobby voice "And if they don't stop go to court and get a restraining order." then take a breath " oh and when you get a lawyer-" automatically chnage into a jersey accent " Get ma ladeh Delilah and her cousin J-woww."

You mean with this?^
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I wish I was allergic to cilantro
-Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Woman: High heels that fit.
-Wonder Woman and Batman having a discussion about shoes

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OOC: Yes, and I ran out of ideas.

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IC:

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Do you think Kal could act as Superman if he didn't come from the world he did, or appear as he does? If he looked like J'Onn J'Onzz or even Steel? The luxuries of his gender and his upbringing shape him as the ultimate creature of privilege. But Kal is a hero because he uses everything he's been given to make the world the best place it can be. I can't help where I'm from, Lois. And I won't apologize for it. I can only continue to be the best person, the best Amazon, I can be.
-Wonder Woman to Lois Lane.

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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman) I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
-Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman deciding where to eat.
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Lol i can think of tons of stuff. just think outside of the box. Yell "OMG LOOK!" while a lot of people are doing border control and let the enemy come in.

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I wish I was allergic to cilantro
-Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me.
Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels.
Wonder Woman: High heels that fit.
-Wonder Woman and Batman having a discussion about shoes

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OOC:

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IC: Make everyone forget about WindClan before Firepaw and Graypaw (were they warriors?) save them.

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Do you think Kal could act as Superman if he didn't come from the world he did, or appear as he does? If he looked like J'Onn J'Onzz or even Steel? The luxuries of his gender and his upbringing shape him as the ultimate creature of privilege. But Kal is a hero because he uses everything he's been given to make the world the best place it can be. I can't help where I'm from, Lois. And I won't apologize for it. I can only continue to be the best person, the best Amazon, I can be.
-Wonder Woman to Lois Lane.

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Superman: Come on, Bruce. I know a burger place in Metropolis that has the best fries on the East Coast. And the milkshakes are so thick- (is possessed by Deadman) I NEED YOUR HELP!
Wonder Woman: That's pretty thick.
(Much later, after Deadman leaves Superman's body)
Superman: ...you have to eat them with a spoon! (looks around) What am I doing in Africa?
-Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman deciding where to eat.
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