A pokemon parody (group councelling) {private}

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    ooc: Don't ask how she fits a canoe in her pocket. It was a random idea.


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    "s$%^" yelled Gardevoir as she dodged the attacks.


    "This feels nice," said Spinda, rubbing toxic waste into his skin.

    "Was there an underlying insult there?" Spinda asked.


    "Where am I again?" Psyduck asked.


    A Gallade broke through the window. "I am Super Gallade! I save pretty lady *points to Gardevoir* from wretched ugly beast!" *points to Garboder.


    "What the f$%#?" said Ditto.


    *Time stops while everyone stares at Ditto*


    "He said something else!" Gardevoir said in shock.

    "Oh crap!!"Glameow shouted,and jumped out the window.

    "f$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%%#$%$#$%$%$$*&&&^%$$#$%%$##" yelled pretty much everyone as they all ran for shelter.


    [size=36pt]Ka-BOOM!!![/size]


    Moments later everyone crawled out from where they hid. A pile of ash was in the center of the building.


    "Oh, well. He's better off dead anyways," Gardevoir shrugged.


    "Yes!!! Super Gallade does it again! I saved pretty lady!" *kisses Gardevoir*


    Gardevoir blushed.


    Everyone wanted to see how Ditto would react.


    ".........................They said I could be anything, so I became EVERYTHING."


    Everyone face palms.

    Glameow peeked in from the window."Gallade,you didn't do s#%@."she said simply.

    "Another ugly and hideous villain!" Gallade yelled. *points at Glameow*


    "I will save you pretty lady!" *shakes Gardevoir by the shoulders and turns to attack Glameow*

    "Hideous?Purugly is the hideous villain."she said,looking at her claws,she yawned and pointed to Purugly.

    Glameow hissed loudly."You have no super powers anyway."she hissed,and used Hone Claws,then Sucker Punch."Now,she's the piece of s#%@,"she said,pointing to Purugly,"And I'm the sexy one.Get it in your head."She brushed herself off."Ah yes,and Purugly aren't really that fat.They just use their tails to puff themselves up like that."she explained,looking at her claws.

    Gallade's eye twitched.


    "Hideous beast, put up your dukes!" *gets in boxing position, throwing punches at the air*

    Furret yawns "i'm soooo adaorable" she giggled and ran in circles.


    a Trubbish walks in "Trub" he said flatly.


    Furret narrowed her eyes "i'v seen prettier things in my toilet after 3 peple threw up in it" she stated and ran around some more.

    Gallade kept throwing punches like the idiot that he is. Gardevoir was watching in admiration.


    Psyduck waddled up to Trubbish.


    "Did I forget to take out my trash again?"

    "trub" Trubbish said flatly


    Furret tilted her head "is that all he says?" she asked and ran over. She sniffed it then fell on her back her paws in the air. her eyes were X's "Holy Arceus i'd rather smell rotting meat covered in 2 month old milk!" she muttered.

    Cubone came back and peeked in the door."HOLY SHITAKI MUSHROOMS WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?"she shouted.

    A beautiful shiny ninetails bounded in. "why do i have nine tails and why am i silver and why- wait what is this place?" she asked


    Furret narrowed her eyes at the ninetails "why so many questions?" she asked.


    "Trub" the trubbush said flatly,