Lionclan camp

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    Fear my candy mountain army!!! *summons candy mountains carried by cupcake dragons with chocolate fairies flying around* MUAHAHA

    Sees water bottles and runs away, screaming.

    I'm the one who brought u here


    " eat my reeses peanut butter cup... BOMBS"
    >:D

    Silverpaw eats candy mountain army. Then, pretty princess Tigerstar (From warrior books) appears.
    "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tigerstar! Dressed like a fairy princess! I thought you were dead!"

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    " ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!, oh I knew tigerstar liked to be a pretty princess when no one was watching

    Tigerstar loves pretending that he's a girl :)
    Throughs a giant reeses bomb
    I can't believe that fit in my Pocket
    Wait... I don't have a pocket, I'm a cat
    Um...

    Tigerstar starts singing about how pretty he is. Sudenly, waffles fell from the sky.
    "Omg waffles! Like totally awesome girl! Totaly!" Tigerstar said in a high pitched voice.
    Tigerstar ate all the waffles. By the time he was finished, he was so fat his fairy princess costum exploded.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why Star Clan Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Sudenly, Firestar (From warrior books) appears. "Tigerstar! What are you doing here? And why am I dressed like a pop tart? And why am I farting rainbows?!?!?!?!? Nyan!"

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    Grabs out camera from a pocket " I don't have pockets!" and takes a pic of naked tigerstar and nyan firestar " a dream come true

    Tigerstar starts talking like Darth Vader " Firestar... I am... not your father...."
    Firestar " I know that!" Grabs stick and pokes Tigerstar.
    "I dont fell so well..." Tigerstar says.
    Tigerstar vomits all the waffles out on Firestar.
    "Nyan!" Firestar screames and farts rainbows on Tigerstar.
    "IT BURNS!" Tigerstar screamed.
    Silverpaw ate popcorn.
    "IT BURNS!" Tigerstar screamed.
    Silverpaw ate more popcorn.
    "IT STILL BURNS!" Tigerstar screamed.

    Silverpaw continued to eat popcorn.
    "IT STILL BURNS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tigerstar screams.
    Firestar farts more rainbows. Silverpaw eats more popcorn.
    Then a giant slice of cake fell from the sky.
    Firestar stares at it. " What the Nyan..."
    Scourge pops out of the cake. "I be Scourge! Do you be my mommy?"
    "No..." Firestar answeres.
    "Do you be sure? Because you look like me's mommy!"
    "I'm not your mom."
    "Are you be sure you not be me's mommy? Because my mommy looks like you.
    "What?"
    "You be fat and ugly like my mommy be."
    "What did you just call me?!?!?!"
    "Fat and ugly."
    "Thats it! Roar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Firestar leaps into the air and farts rainbows on Scourge.
    "Yay, pretty rainb-IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Silverpaw eats more popcorn.

    Laughs and video tapes it
    ooc: I woul would have replied earlier but at 6:28am the sirens for our town went off. A storm was coming, this storm had red in it (red is really sever) and the red was heading our way!
    So we went into the basement to our safe corner and the red just disappeared, so we went through the orange instead(second to sever) and it was just rain, thunder and a little lightning. This is what the sirens woke me up for a small puny storm!?!?!?!

    First of all, you people need to imagine less naked fairy princesses and less me pop tarts.
    second of all, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!! A DREAM COME TRUE???!!! REALLY??? GET A LIFE BECAUSE YOU GO A CREEPY ONE HAWKPELT. AND ACT YOUR SELF BECAUSE I KNOW YOU!!!
    Third of all, weird, creepy people. (weird=different)