Pokemon Chat Thread: Things You Find Hilarious About Pokemon

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    Tell me if you agree that the new Pokemon Conquest is barely a Pokemon game.

    i went by today to get it, but either they ran out or they were being B******* and only letting those who reserved get it cuz i couldnt get itll next week.

    I got it on the 18th and beat it the next day. Its like playing chess. It really has nothing to do with Pokemon, and the story wasn't very good. It actually made me think of Starfox Command, which is one of the most disappointing games I've ever played.

    It was. And then after you beat it, there's a bunch of little stories you have to do. You don't even play as the main character anymore, but I think you get to again after you clear all the little stories.


    I evolved my eevee into a Glaceon. I wanted a Leafeon, but I knew ice would be better for the final battle so I let it be a Glaceon.

    Don't even get me started on that piece of crap. Or Pokemon Dash. Both those games sucked. I have a friend who actually liked Trozie. He couldn't even beat it. It was too hard for him -_-

    He couldn't beat the chick in the octopus robot -_- He never beat Mystery Dungeon either. He used to call me and ask for help. This is what it was like when we were playing Diamond in 4th grade.


    Nick: What do I do after beating Jupiter at lake acuity?


    Me: You go to the Warehouse in Veilstone.


    Nick: O_O Really?


    Me: Did you even read what Jupiter said?


    Nick: ........No.


    Me: -_- *hangs up the phone*

    haha me and my brother do that all the time. He never reads the dialogue (you have to even though it's really annoying) and he asks me for help. This was what it was like when we were playing White;
    him: "I need help. I'm stuck"
    me: "What happened last?"
    him: "I battled those two people in my house, and then they left."
    me: "YOU NINCOMPOOP! go to Bianca's house"
    him: "Who's Bianca?"
    me: *facepalm*
    him: "WHO IS HE?"
    me: "she" *slaps him*
    And then we start fighting, I beat him up, he tells Mom, I get grounded. All because of skipping the dialogue.

    dont you just hate it when people dont read the dialog? it is there for a reason!

    Sorry, can't do that. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it either. Hours of my life went into the toilet for that game. It got boring really fast.

    ohhh.... I see.... well, i personally really only LOVED the main games like black.
    Did anyone think that there were WAY to many HM's on Platinum?