Great! I'm going to teach you:
1) 'Sophisticated' Fancyposts
I'll give you a few tips on making your fancyposts looking more professional and the placements of certain elements in your fancyposts. I'll also throw in a few of the templates that I find useful.
2) Color on Color Techniques
I'll give you hints on what colors and what palettes go well together. This will help you make your fancyposts appear more 'in touch'.
3) Human Feelings and Personality in Writing
We'll start with this one, since I've got the lesson plan already charted out. I'll give you some tips on personality types and how to draw them back to the character when you're writing. You know, how to keep it on the paper and not draw off the page.
4) 'Simple' Style
I'll show you the 'simple' style of writing in which you make it easier to understand and even add a slightly poetic element to it. This form of writing is greatly used when a character has memory loss, a mental condition, riveting anger, and honestly...you can fit it into many more things.
If there's anything else that you'd like me to teach you, I'd be glad to!
So, once you give the 'I'm here' I'll start with #3.