GO TO WAFFLE HOU--
Fudge just told me that they don't make chocolate batter waffles. My life is over.
*jumps off bridge*
Randomness at it's Best... *dramatic music*
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My chances of living are ruined.
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*is flying* HA! You're not living that easily! *takes you back in time* So.
Waffles. *looks around*
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D: Woah.
IS THERE WAFFLES HERE
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OMG YES!!!
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I think.Err...*looks around again*
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...Aer.... don't just take us to random times without knowing if what we need - our sole purpose for traveling in the first place - is there... =v="
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*squeals* IT'S HERE!!!! *drags Kitsune into a random 'hole-in-the-all'*
Welcome to the medieval Waffle House! *dramatic cape flourish*
Fudge: *narrator voice* The smell of waffles fills the room, almost overwhelming the senses.
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*q* Yes please.
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*hands Kitsune a 300dollar bill* Have fun.
Fudge: ...You're not hungrY?
Oh, I never said that. I have a lot of money...:3
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Time to order as many waffles as this - wait. $300 bills exist?
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I created the billing system. I can make it ork. *evil grin*
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o.o
Ok then.I'LL HAVE AS MANY CHOCOLATE WAFFLES AS THIS $300 BILL CAN BUY.
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GO FORTH, MY MINION. EAT AAAAAAAALL THE WAFFLES!!!!!!!! *randomly raises sword dramatically*
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I SHALL!
AND ALSO WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWORD? I WANT ONE. -
Err...I uhh...let's see. Three thousand years ago--in my life, not normal time--on a distant planet in the Tallus sector...
Yeah...Nobody's heard of that for another two hundred and twelve thousand years from now...
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Che, I'll go get my own sword somewhere else then.
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My own... DIAMOND SWORD-SWORD WHICH YOU CAN'T AFFORD-FORD-FORD BECAUSE IT WAS EXPENSIVE. -
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*holds out a diamond sword* EVEN IF YOU COULD-COULD I HAVE A PATENT
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....THAT'S MY PATENT YOU- GRJKRJEKLWLKFKEKKFEK *rage quit flips table*
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You kno, it probably is. *hands a random piece of paper meekly to you* *sniffles*
I suppose I can DROWN MY ETERNAL SORROW IN A PILE OF INFINITE WAFFLES. MY LONELINESS HAS NO LIMITS--NOR DOES THE PLATE FOR CHOCOLATE-BATTER.
*ahem* I'm going to eat some waffles.
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I shall join you. With my diamond sword.