Ask Scourge (the evil kitty talk show!)

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    Tigerstar: No, I haven't. Sasha let one of my children die, and even though she used to care about them, I don't think she even knew one was evil.
    Scourge: YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Bone: *Opens mouth really wide* WAFFLEZ!!!! *Gets whipped cream and puts in mouth* Yummy! *Whipped cream on Bone looks like a moustache*

    Random Graystripe quote: "Waffle Time, Waffle Time, do you want a Waffle Time?" *Shoves pie in face*
    Firestar: "For the last time, Graystripe, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!!!!"
    Graystripe (Crying): "Firestar doesn't like waffles!"
    Cat 1: "Firestar doesn't like waffles?"
    Cat 2: "Firestar doesn't like waffles?"
    Cat 3: "Firestar doesn't like waffles?"
    Firestar (Yelling his head off)): "UGH! I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!"


    (Sorry, it just seemed neccasary)

    (Cat 2 is supposed to say, "Firestar doesn't like turkeys!" I watched that YouTube vid too.)
    Bone: *Claps while eating waffle* Throw waffles!!!! *Gets iPad and watches Firestar Doesn't like Waffles while eating waffles* Whoa, Bluestar found a carrot.

    (Oh well)


    Zebra (Tiptoes to Firestar's bed): "I'M A ZEBRA!"
    Firestar: (Freaks out)


    Bluestar: "And I thought nothing scared him! *Rimshot*"

    Splashgaze: Ok, advice question. Say a tom likes me and I like him back. BUT, another she cat likes him who happens to be my best friend. She is really mad at me now, and what should I do to get her frendship back and still "get the guy?"

    Scourge: Hm...Hard one. If it was me, I'd kill my friend. But I'm guessing you don't want to do that. Hm...Okay, how's this: Plot with the tom and tell your friend you don't like him anymore. when she and the tom get together, tell the tom to act like a jerk so she'll dump him. Then you two can be back together and you'll still be friends!
    Tigerstar: It's a master plan!
    Scourge: IKR?!?!?!

    Smokeclaw: ........Pickles
    Longsky: SCOURGE!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU BECAUSE YER EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Smokeclaw: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! SCOURGE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps up and down in front of the stage* I LOVE YOU SCOURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Longsky: .....I thought you loved me! D:
    Smokeclaw: ._. *Slashes throat* NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOTALLY JOINING BLOODCLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!